I'm not a standup, but I play one on TV.
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I would call it a comedy variety show. We have some people just doing straight standup. We usually try to have one musical act of sort. So its just people being funny in different ways, not just sketch, not just standup, not just characters, all of those things.
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Hopefully standup will become special again.
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I love standup and I haven't given it up.
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I had never done a roast, but I really wanted to, because it's so different from standup.
Until I started doing standup, there were some very bleak days.
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I'm not a standup. I don't really have jokes. I don't have 10 minutes. It took a while for me to realize this.
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Unquestionably, standup comedy is and has always been an art form.
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I will always love to perform standup comedy.
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Johnny Grubb slides into second with a standup double.
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I really never had any ambitions to be a standup comic. I was talked into it by guys that I used to work out with.
I think that standup has always been an acquired taste and there was always only a handful of performers that were really inspired.
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NBC anchor Brian Williams is a standup comic in disguise.
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The most memorable performance was my appearance in concert in Carnegie Hall. The first standup to do so.
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I'd like to go back to standup. I don't like to think I've done my last gig. At the moment it terrifies me, I get really nervous. It's a great buzz when it goes well.
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If I'm a game show host, will someone buy a ticket to see me do standup? To do a dramatic role in a movie?
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I installed a skylight in my apartment. The people who live above me are furious!
Steven Wright in Standup Comedy Routine
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As a standup, I try to change the world. As an entertainer, I try to entertain. And as a lesbian, I try to pick up the prettiest girl in the room.
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It may have lost its special-ness forever and the clubs might not being doing well but I think standup is in the best shape it has been in a long time.
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People would say, Can we develop a sitcom around you? and I would say, Not interested. I'm very happy doing standup and writing and taking my kids to school.
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I just bought a microwave fireplace. You can spend an evening in front of it in only eight minutes.
Steven Wright in Standup Comedy Routine
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