Drugs scared me.

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I'm a walking, talking enigma.

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You write about what you know.

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Women love a self-confident bald man.

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I had a job as a paralegal. I drove a cab.

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I just feed off the energy of the audience.

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Every relationship is just so tenuous and precarious.

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I just wanted laughs - that's really what I was after.

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Well, as you know, I'm really only happy when I'm on stage.

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Until I started doing standup, there were some very bleak days.

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