I talk so much about sex that girls just want to meet me.
If you are the greatest, why would you go around talking about it?
People want their 15 minutes and are willing to do anything to get it.
Never stay in a bad marriage, and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends.
If someone plays a brooding actor in a film, people think they're brooding all the time.
If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure.
I don't care if you're gay, black, Chinese, straight. That means nothing to me. It's all an illusion.
Have you ever talked to someone, and you're not even really talking to them? Actors are the worst for that.
That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.

