If I had my way everyone would have a psychiatrist. When the brain is sick and you must throw up, you do it by being purged in a psychiatrist's office.
quote by Hedy Lamarr
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'The Mark' I played a psychiatrist. And in the '50's everybody went to a psychiatrist because if you didn't, you'd have nothing to talk about at cocktail parties.
quote by Rod Steiger
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I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.
quote by Rodney Dangerfield
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Every Move You Make
I will always be your friend!
But...
I will not always be accepting,
Of those things you do!
If you are seeking those who will approve,
Every move you make...
To constantly give you a boost,
To make you feel okay about everything you do...
You need to schedule visits to see a psychiatrist.
And I am sure with each visit...
That psychiatrist will show you,
Just how patient they are with you too.
With an expectation of payment.
I will always be your friend!
But...
I will not always be accepting,
Of those things you do!
And you wont have to pay me a thing,
To tell you when or when you are not...
Doing those things that are not suitable or 'cool'.
poem by Lawrence S. Pertillar
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Insomnia
The old retired psychiatrist
Professor 'Euphoria' who awakes in the middle of the night.
Nowadays he was copying Idioms.
He complains of an acute pain in his body.
But he is not aware of the exact place.
He visits a young dentist Dr.So-Called
and forced him to extract his cavity tooth?
He did a thorough check and found it was a denture.
Then he said 'Nothing wrong with your teeth
anyhow I'll refer you to the prominent psychiatrist Professor Euphoria?
I have heard about him and his talents
from my patients'.
To poet Martin.Turner
poem by Nimal Dunuhinga
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A Monthly Billing Psychiatrist
Oh, You Psychiatrist, bearded Ambrose
To the slightly disturbed give a high dose.
In his myths, you browse deep
And his brain have your peep.
In his purse every month have your nose.
poem by Rajendran Muthiah
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Free Round Trip Tickets
Those in search and seeking explanations,
For hints or clues as to what is going on today.
Are in need of one thing...
Free round trip tickets,
To their favorite amusement park.
With accomodations for two.
And one is required to be a licensed,
Psychiatrist.
'Why are you so sarcastic about this? '
I once had visions.
That came as I slept or kept awake.
They would not go away.
Something inside me said,
'You have the gift of a psychiatrist.
You need to get inside people's heads.
That's where your fortunes lay.'
But I chose to get on people's nerves,
Instead.
And I could have made a fortune doing 'both'.
Who knew it?
I blew it!
Always listen to those inner voices.
That is the best advice today I can give.
However...
Do not make public your arguments.
Being hauled away and locked up,
Could happen.
And this is what one confined will dread.
Unless...
One is at that amusement park,
And accompanied by someone...
Loving the multiple conversations conducted,
In and out of one's bed.
And affording every bit of the expense of it.
poem by Lawrence S. Pertillar
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One should only see a psychiatrist out of boredom.
quote by Muriel Spark
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I don't need a psychiatrist. I'm Catholic.
quote by Dorothy Kilgallen
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That's the era we grew up in. It's weak to go to a psychiatrist.
quote by Tanya Tucker
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With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other!
quote by Rodney Dangerfield
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Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.
quote by Samuel Goldwyn
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Any man who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.
quote by Samuel Goldwyn
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I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist.
quote by Tammy Faye Bakker
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My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
quote by Rodney Dangerfield
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There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
quote by Bern Williams
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I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.
quote by Rodney Dangerfield
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We've all listened to Dr. Laura Schlessinger, haven't we? We all know how not to play a psychiatrist.
quote by Lesley-Anne Down
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No, originally I thought that writing articles would keep me from having to see a psychiatrist, but I became even more depressed as a result.
quote by Theo Van Gogh
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A neurotic is a man who builds a castle in the air. A psychotic is the man who lives in it. A psychiatrist is the man who collects the rent.
quote by Jerome Lawrence
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Some directors expect you to do everything; write, be producer, psychiatrist. Some just want you to die in a tragic accident during the shooting so they can get the insurance.
quote by John Malkovich
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