In a World [Obvious]
Demetri Martin, Lake Bell, Rob Corddry
by Lake Bell from In a World... (2013)
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In a World...
Lake Bell, Fred Melamed, Demetri Martin, Michaela Watkins, Ken Marino, Rob Corddry, Alexandra Holden, Nick Offerman, Geena Davis
by Lake Bell from In a World... (2013)
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In a World [No Worries]
Lake Bell, Demetri Martin, Corsica Wilson
by Lake Bell from In a World... (2013)
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If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat!
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Saying, 'I'm sorry' is the same as saying, ' I apologize.' Except at a funeral.
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I think it's interesting that 'cologne' rhymes with 'alone.'
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Another term for balloon is bad breath holder.
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My plumbing is all screwed up. Because it turns out, I do not own a garbage disposal.
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I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I am good at everything.
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If I ever saw an amputee getting hanged, I'd probably just start calling out letters.
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The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.
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The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly.
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I keep a lighter in my back pocket all the time. I'm not a smoker, I just really like certain songs.
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Taking Woodstock
Henry Goodman, Edward Hibbert, Imelda Staunton, Demetri Martin, Emile Hirsch
from Taking Woodstock (2009)
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I Do... Until I Don't
Lake Bell, Ed Helms, Mary Steenburgen, Paul Reiser, Amber Heard, Wyatt Cenac, Dolly Wells, Chace Crawford, Chauntae Pink
by Lake Bell from I Do... Until I Don't (2017)
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I love women, but I feel like you can't trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her, we started talking. She told me her dog's name. Then I said, 'Does he bite?' She said, 'No.' And I said, 'Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?' Liar.
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In a World [Triology]
Lake Bell, Tig Notaro, Alexandra Holden
by Lake Bell from In a World... (2013)
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Whenever I'm on my computer, I don't type 'lol'. I type 'lqtm' - laugh quietly to myself. It's more honest.
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Swimming is a confusing sport, because sometimes you do it for fun, and other times you do it to not die. And when I'm swimming, sometimes I'm not sure which one it is.
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A Good Old Fashioned Orgy
Jason Sudeikis, Leslie Bibb, Tyler Labine, Lucy Punch, Lindsay Sloane, Lake Bell, Michelle Borth, Martin Starr, Don Johnson
from A Good Old Fashioned Orgy (2011)
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In a World [Random]
Lake Bell, Fred Melamed
by Lake Bell from In a World... (2013)
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