I love women, but I feel like you can't trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her, we started talking. She told me her dog's name. Then I said, 'Does he bite?' She said, 'No.' And I said, 'Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?' Liar.
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Liars and Lovers
By Ms. Kristen Palmitier
People who lie once should not be called liars
Because while everyone lies once in a while,
Real liars lie all of the time.
In addition, real liars make others feel that they are no good.
Are lovers and liars different, or are they the same?
Both are different and alike in many ways.
You can't really be sure if you love someone
If there is no trust in each other.
There is just no other way to say it:
'Without trust in each other's heart,
There will be no heart to trust.'
And one alone cannot trust;
Both must trust.
poem by Martin Rini
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Women
Women behind bars, women in fast cars, women in distress, women with no dress
Women in airplanes, women who play games
Women in uniform, see that woman with her clothes gone
Women who satisfy, women you cant buy
Like women in magazines, and women in a limousine
Women who sip champagne, women who feel no pain
Women in a disco, and women who dont wanna know, no no
Oh, women wanting sympathy, women feeling extacy
Women who live in fantasies, bringing man to his knees
Women who boil to love, women who need a shove
Women who cant be beat, get that woman in the back seat, yeah yeah
Women in the usa, those women steal your heart away
Women into rock n roll, women who steal the show, go go go
Women that you write songs about, women that turn around and kick you out
Women you dream about all your life
Women that stab you in the back with a switchblade knife
Oh women, oohoo, talking bout women, all round the world
Yeah women, all the naughty girls, talking bout women, come on baby
song performed by by Foreigner
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Lying In The Park
On the green grass
And a blue sky
Peace and sunshine
Peace and sunshine
Soon,
Soon Im going bye ? ? ?
Now I just want ? ? ? city
Lookin for the park
Lying down in the park
Lying down in the park
Yeah yeah yeah
See the momma
Down walking the dogs
Down by the fountains
Down by the fountains
Child, child
Eating sandwich and sweets
And your sitting by my fountain
Cooling my feet
In the park
Just before dark
Birds sing so smooth
But the park shut soon
What we going to do
Fine we gonna have to move
But Ill see you tomorrow
Lying down in the park
Lying down in the park
Lying down in the park
Yeah yeah yeah
Feel the warm breeze
Cool by ? ? ?
Seen my good friend
Seen my good friend
So, so
In the afternoon
And we take us for your city ? ? ?
Lookin for the park
Lying down in the park
Lying down in the park
Lying down in the park baby
See that young girl
There she goes man
See that rich bum
The old men playing chess
See that young girl
With that flower dress
See that young girl
With the flower dress
Well soon Im going bye
Now I just might move on
Looking for the park
Lying down in the park
Lying down in the park
Lying down in the park baby
Ill be there
Ill meet you there
Oh baby
Yeah
song performed by by G. Love & Special Sauce
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My Baby Loves Me
BY SYLVIA MOY, WILLIAM STEVENSON AND IVY HUNTER
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My baby loves me, oh yeah
And my baby needs me, oh yeah
No other girl can whisper sweet things in my ear
My sweetie pie has the only sweet voice I hear so clear
Sayin' that she needs me
(You know she really, really needs me)
Oh yeah, yeah (Oh yeah)
My baby loves me
(You know she really, really loves me)
Oh yeah, yeah (Oh yeah)
I can't seem to see no other beautiful face, oh no
There's just no cute substitute can take my baby's place
'Cause I know she needs me
(You know she really, really needs me)
Woh, woh, yeah, yeah (Oh yeah)
Now I will never, ever give my baby no trouble
Whenever she calls me I come runnin' on the turbo
'Cause I know she needs me
(You know she really, really needs me)
Oh yeah, yeah (Oh yeah)
My baby needs me
(You know she really, really needs me)
Oh yeah, yeah (Oh yeah)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Now nobody can't tell me the place that I'm going wrong, oh no
Nobody could ever embrace the love so strong, so strong
'Cause I know she needs me
(You know she really, really needs me)
She told me that she needs me (oh yeah)
My baby loves me
(You know she really, really loves me)
Oh yeah, yeah (Oh yeah, yeah)
My baby loves me
song performed by by Barry Manilow
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Never Loved A Girl
Ohh... cayeah...
What\'cha say baby...
Umm huh...
Thats what I thought...
You\'re a no good heartbreaker
You\'re a liar... you\'re a cheat
And I don\'t know why I let you do that thing to me
My friends keep telling me... yeah... that\'choo ain\'t no good
Oh why... I\'d leave you if I could
I guess I\'m on tight
And I\'m stuck like glue
Cause I ain\'t never
I ain\'t never
I ain\'t never... no... no...
Loved a girl the way that I
I love you
Sometimes I know I thought
You would run outta fools
But I was so wrong
Ya got the one you\'ll never lose
The way you treat me is shame
How could you hurt me so bad
Woh... ooo... oohh... baby you know that I\'m the best thing that you ever had
Kiss me once again
Don\'t\'choo never never say that we\'re through
Cause I ain\'t never
Never
Never... no... no...
Loved a girl the way that I
I love you... yeah
I can\'t sleep at night... and I can\'t eat a bite
And I guess I\'ll never be free
Since you got your hooks in me
Oh oh I.... yeah
I... yeah
I ain\'t never loved a woman like I love ya
I ain\'t never loved a girl
I ain\'t never loved a woman like I put my arm aroun\' ya
Yeah never loved a girl
I never loved a woman like I love ya
Aah yeah...
I ain\'t never loved a girl
Yeah... never loved that girl
song performed by by Aerosmith
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Daddy's Pearl
So you tell me she's a little cheater
She's a man eater
Well, that's all right
'cause i think i know her better
You can keep your chatter
And i know it's gonna be alright
Bite your tongue
You know i don't want to hear this
Bite your tongue
You know i've been told before
And i don't wanna hear it anymore
And you're not talking 'bout my girl
She is her daddy's pearl
Oh no
And your're not talking 'bout my girl
Oh oh oh
Everybody seems to get their kicks
Waiting for some fixation they ain't' got
That i'm gonna find out
Sooner or later
They're sure it's coming but i know it's not
Bite your tongue
You know i don't want to hear this
Bite your tongue
You know i've been told before
And i don't wanna hear it anymore
'cause you're not talking 'bout my girl, oh no
She is her daddy's pearl
Oh, oh, oh
She wouldn't hurt me for the world
Oh oh oh
Daddy's pearl
You know she's daddy's pearl
You know she's daddy's pearl
You know she's daddy's pearl
Bite your tongue
You know i don't want to hear this
Bite your tongue
You know i've been told before
And i don't wanna hear it anymore
'cause you're not talking 'bout my girl
She is her daddy's pearl
She wouldn't hurt me for the world
Oh oh oh
song performed by by Rick Springfield
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The Liar
Back from the crowd stood i
As you moved up to the stage
Catching the singers eye
Looking older than your age
Then I couldnt help thinking and remember when
You hated rock and roll
Im the loser
Youre the liar, liar
Rock and roller
Youre the liar, liar
Star struck strummer
Youre the liar, liar, ohhhh
Taking my heart each day
When you say you do no harm
How can I feel that way
With those strange men on your arm
Cause I do remember when your head was clear
And you didnt read those looks
Im the loser
Youre the liar, liar
Rock and roller
Youre the liar, liar
Star struck strummer
Youre the liar, liar, ohhhh
And I couldnt help seeing when your friends arrived
They werent sniffing from a cold
Im the loser
Liar, liar, liar, liar
Liar, liar, liar, liar
Liar, liar, liar, liar
Liar, liar, liar, liar
And I recall that overhearing someone say
Youre a working girl as well
Im the loser again
Youre the liar, liar
Rock and roller
Youre the liar, liar
Star struck strummer
Youre the liar, liar, ohhhh
Youre the liar, liar, liar
Youre the liar, liar, liar
Youre the liar, liar, liar
Youre the liar
song performed by by Rick Springfield
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You Love Me To Hate You
You tell lies when you look at me, smile when you look away
Spin a web any fool can see, put your candy on display
Its a game of who needs who, whos on top, me or you
Pleasure and pain feel the same when the night is thru
Chorus:
Girl you want me to cry, feel like Im gonna die
Girl you want me to bleed, feel the thrill of my need
Girl you want me to bed, wish to hell I was dead
Cos you love me to hate you, yeah you love me to hate you
Girl you love me to hate you, and the more that I hate you I love you
Youre like a cat on a hot tin roof, I love it when you scratch and bite
You got my heart in a hangmans noose, pull the rope and make it tight
Loves like a chain holdin you to me, youre the lock, baby Im the key
Dont wanna walk cause were caught in a fantasy
Chorus
Its a game of who needs who, whos on top, me or you
Pleasure and pain feel the same when the night is thru
Chorus
Cos you love me to hate you, yeah you love me to hate you
Girl you love me to hate you, and the more that I hate you I love you
And the more that I hate you I love you
Yeah the more that I hate you I love you
(repeats out)
song performed by by Kiss
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Goin For The Pastor
Ive been in love for a short time.
I had a little trouble makin up my mind.
Somthin got in my way, babe.
I find it really hard for me to say.
I know that my head was hot, girl.
Hot enough to hit the spot that makes you trot.
But, girl I aint no liar.
Gonna set your little heart on fire. yeah.
Ive had my hit and miss, girl.
Im ready now to settle right down to this.
I hope that your love is true, babe.
As true as the love I hold for you.
Theres one thing that Id say, girl.
I love you for ever and a day.
Now, girl I aint no liar.
Im gonna set your little heart on fire. yeah.
(chorus)
cause when Im thinking of you.
Thinkin about you.
My heart beats faster Im goin for the pastor.
I got me a love and Im gonna make it last, girl.
Girl.
cause when I think about you.
Thinkin about you.
My heart beats faster Im goin for the pastor.
I got me a love and Im gonna make it last, girl.
Ohhhhh ...
I really think youre brave, babe.
For cuttin loose that bloodthirsty dave the knave.
Now davey, his love was strong, babe.
But, youre better off with a love thats long.
You never have to be alone, girl.
cause Ill be there when you come back home.
Now, girl I aint no liar.
Im gonna set your little heart on fire. ahh, ohh ...
(chorus)
song performed by by Grand Funk Railroad
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My First Ride
Alright yeah alright
I got my first ride with my dad
I so a girl that is cute but my dad told me to
Ride the Rollercoaster.
My first ride
My first ride
My first ride
Oh girl I wish you and I are together
It's so cool if.....
We are
Holding hands in the park
It's so cool if
You and I are dating
I JUST WISH
My first ride
My first ride
My first ride
Oh Oh Oh........
song performed by by Aaron Carter from Another Earthquake!
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Jesse's Girl
Jessie is a friend,
yeah, I know he's been
a good friend of mine
But lately something's changed
that ain't hard to define
Jessie's got himself a girl
and I want to make her mine
And she's watching him with those eyes
And she's lovin' him with that body,
I just know it
Yeah 'n' he's holding her
in his arms late,
late at night
You know, I wish that I had Jessie's girl,
I wish that I had Jessie's girl
Where can I find a woman like that
I play along with the charade,
there doesn't seem to be
a reason to change
You know, I feel so dirty
when they start talking cute
I wanna tell her that I love her,
but the point is probably moot
'Cos she's watching him with those eyes
And she's lovin' him with that body,
I just know it
And he's holding her
in his arms late, late at night
Like Jessie's girl,
I wish that I had Jessie's girl
Where can I find a woman,
where can I find a woman like that
And I'm lookin' in the mirror all the time,
wondering what she don't see in me
I've been funny,
I've been cool with the lines
Ain't that the way
love supposed to be
Tell me, where can I find a woman like that
(Solo)
You know, I wish that I had Jessie's girl,
I wish that I had Jessie's girl
I want Jessie's girl,
where can I find a woman like that, like
Jessie's girl,
I wish that I had Jessie's girl,
I want,
I want Jessie's girl
song performed by by Rick Springfield
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She's The One
Yeah yeah she's the one
Yeah yeah she's the one
When I see her on the street
You know she makes my life complete
And you know I told you so
She's the one
She's the one
Yeah yeah she's my girl
Yeah yeah she's my girl
When I see her on the street
You know she makes my life complete
And you know I told you so
She's the one
She's the one
She's the one
Know I'll never find a girl like you
But in my heart I'll always love you
But in my heart I'll always be true
Yeah yeah she's my girl
The best girl in the whole wide world.
song performed by by Ramones from Road To Ruin
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Lonely Heart
Mike and a girl talking to each other:
Girl: mike..
Mike: yeah, baby
Girl: its over
Mike: how can you say that?
Girl: Im sorry. the love is gone.
Mike: no, please dont leave me.
Girl: dont feel bad.
Mike: how can I not feel bad. I love you.
Girl: but, its better this way.
Mike: no. I dont believe this.
Girl: no, baby
I never thought that it could be
You would turn and do this to me
I can feel the love that we had between us
Merely fade away
You told me youd never go away
And for me youd always be here
Now you tell me that somethings wrong and you must move on
Chorus:
Lonely heart is what Ill be
And no one cares for me
Let me show you now
The way that it would be if you were with me
Now I can feel the love we share
When you say its not there
Deep inside I know that you still care
But I need you to show me now
Im lookin for a quiet place where love is free
And the dreams we shared last eternally
I feel now that its the time
So wont you please come over here
The closer and the closer I get to you
Keeps me warm to know that youll stay around
So please keep your promise to me and dont go
Chorus
Let me show you now
The way that it would be if you were with me
Now I can feel the love we share
When you say its not there
Deep inside I know that you still care
But I need you to show me now
Chorus (fades out)
song performed by by Boyz II Men
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Thats What She Said
There are people who say what you wanna hear
Even on a rainy day they tell you the sky is clear
When you really really love someone
Am I right when I say that you want them near?
And if you care you even tell them things that they wanna hear
Chorus
Always forever
Oh things she said
Never say never
The simple lies that she fed
I will never leave you
All the love I thought she had
But can you blame me, no
Cuz thats what she said
Thats what she said
She told me wed see forever
Thats what she said
She said, yeah
And there are people that say what they really
Mean
She said shed always be there
She said shed always care
But just when you think that you can trust that someone you love
Tell me why do you know
How stars can fall from above
Chorus(x1)
Thats what she said
She told me wed see forever
Thats what she said
Ohhhh yeah yeah
Thats what she said
She told me wed be together
Thats what she said
She said, yeah
cause you made promises that you couldnt keep
Ohhh
But youre not hurting yourself but only hurting me (youre only hurting me)
Why would you say things that you really didnt mean (didnt mean)
Oh how can I make you see just what you did to me
Ohhhh
You said how much you really cared
Just when I thought I was in love
Girl how could you dare
If I were you I could not lie even once
To the face of those that I love so much
Chorus
Thats what she said
She told me wed see forever
Thats what she said
Ohhh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Thats what she said
She told me wed be together
Thats whats she said
Oh thats what she said
song performed by by Backstreet Boys
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My Broken Dream
I always had a sweet dream
A cute dream of being loved by a beautiful and cute girl
Slowly, I am getting older and older
When will I find the love of my life?
Is she even present in this world
Does such a girl exist?
As I love being in love
Although, love I do not have
Actually, I can never have love
Since, no girl wants to be in love with a nobody like me
All that I have managed to do, is to be a loser
Achieve I could nothing, not even love of a cute girl.
poem by Rohit Sapra
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Still In Love
Oh listen to me girl,
As I take the time,
To tell you how I feel, yeah yeah.
In spite of what you feel,
You really need to know, my love for you is real.
For everything youve done, to hurt me in the past,
Ill forgive you, yes I will.
Just know that Im still in love with you,
Baby Im still...
Baby Im still in love,
Said Im still in love with you,
In spite of the things that you put me through,
Said Im still in love with you,
Baby Im still in love,
Said Im still in love with you,
Theres nothing I would not do for you,
Thats why I gotta let you know that I am still in love with you...
With you... with you... ah yeah...
Verse two, verse two, verse two
Look in to my eyes,
I know that you can see,
My sincerity, oh yes...
If you could hear my heart,
It would say to you, how much you mean to me,
Ooh girl I gotta take this time,
I gotta let you know, how I really feel baby...
Just know that this love,
I have for you is real,
Ohh...
Baby Im still in love,
Said Im still in love with you,
In spite of the things that you put me through,
Said Im still in love with you,
Baby Im still in love,
Said Im still in love with you,
Theres nothing I would not do for you,
Thats why I gotta let you know that I am still in love with you...
Baby Im still in love,
Said Im still in love with you,
In spite of the things that you put me through,
Said Im still in love with you,
Baby Im still in love,
Said Im still in love with you,
Theres nothing I would not do for you,
Thats why I gotta let you know that I am still in love with you...
With you...
Girl Im still in love with you,
Girl Im so in love with you... ohhhhh.
It should not be hard for you to see,
Baby that your love belongs to me,
Please dont be afraid to trust your heart,
Cuz it will lead you next to me...
(ohh it doesnt matter what I have to do, ooh)
Anything it takes, Ill do for you,
Baby just to show you, that my love is truuuue...
Baby Im still in love,
Said Im still in love with you,
In spite of the things that you put me through,
Said Im still in love with you,
Baby Im still in love,
Said Im still in love with you,
Theres nothing I would not do for you,
Thats why I gotta let you know that I am still in love with you...
Ooooh yeah... girl I looove you... (I love you...)
song performed by by 112
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Wath A Love
boy play
lips..
on kiss
girl
was cry
or bite...
boy
try for sex...
today love
on park
at chennai children park
poem by Otteri Selvakumar
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Whats That Youre Doing?
Whats that youre doing?
Girl I like what you do to me
Whats that youre doing?
cos it makes no kind of sense to me
You can make me feel so proud
You can make me holler ow!
Girl you make me want to dance and sing
My mind is blown and youre the blame
I say its sunnin when theres rain
I jump by leaps and bounds, just call my name
Whats that youre saying?
Girl I like the way you talk to me
Whats that youre saying?
Even if its wrong girl I do agree
Girl you make me feel so small
Though I might stand six feet tall
What youve got cuts me right down to size
Ill be the last, youll be the first
Ill do my best to quench your thirst
Im the lucky one who keeps the prize
Girl I like what youre doing
Baby do it some more
Girl I like what youre doing
Baby do it some more
Girl I like what you
Do to me, do to me
Do it some more
Do to me, do to me
Do it some more
Whats that youre doing?
Girl I like what you do to me
Whats that youre doing?
cos it makes no kind of sense to me
You can fill my appetite
Without me taking up a bite
Never knew that love could fill you up
Youre much too good for me to pass
Im for the taking, you just ask
We can make it stick with love and luck
Girl I like what youre doing
Baby do it some more
Girl I like what youre doing
Baby do it some more
Girl I like what you
Do to me, do to me
Do it some more
You know I like what youre doing
Girl I like what youre doing
Baby do it some more
Whats that Im feeling?
That sensations such a mystery
I know what its thrilling
And I hope this feeling lasts eternally
Girl you make me scream and shout
Tell me what its all about
You make me give in without a fight
I dont have no words to say
You can fill it anyway
And everything you do will turn out alright
Girl I like what youre doing
Baby do it some more
Girl I like what youre doing
Baby do it some more
She loves you yeah yeah yeah
She loves you yeah yeah yeah yeah
Ad lib to fade
song performed by by Paul McCartney
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The Full Bug
Mmmm,da yeah!
Mmmm,im tell you now
You corner my dog, it dont let you past,
Got a bad lil woman, gon bite yo ass
Yeah,
Wont let you past
Ah yeah!
Wah!
Ah precious sweetheart,
Woman all you want is good as it can get,oh yeah!
An inspiration,
Girl youre sensational and this gets better yet, ah yeah!
( ah ) well all your dreams of riches, are based on magazines,
( ah ) no this aint television,but its more than it seems
( ah ) 'take those,'need and 'give all,this much you understand
All I wanna give you woman ( oh )
Is the best part of a man,yeah
Lemme show you,
Babe to make the best of what you havent had, ah yeah!
Just remember when you follow through,when the over isnt planned ah yeah!
( ah ) looks just like an angel,but hes just talking trash
( ah ) hell make conversation,but shes listening to your cash
( ah ) 'take those,'need and 'give all,this much you understand
All I wanna give you woman ( oh )
Is the best part of a man,yeah
Oh,mmm,uh,mm,mm
Love that woman,heart and soul
In the grooves,on the go,
You know
Ah yeah!
Yeah you corner my dog,it dont let you past,
Got a bad lil woman, gon bite yo ass
For sure ah
( ah ) looks just like an angel,but hes just talking trash
( ah ) hell make conversation,but shes listening to your cash
( ah ) 'take those,'need and 'give all,this much you understand
All I wanna give you woman ( oh )
Is the best part of a man,yeah
Best part of a man wow!
song performed by by Van Halen
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Love Man
(coverdale)
Ive spent close on sixteen years
Watching your pretty flower grow
Little girl, little girl, now tell me
Everything you know
About the oceans and the skies,
The mountains and the trees,
And then Im tell you about
The birds and the honey bees
cos Im a love man, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Im a love man
Im a hootchie cootchie man
And Im doing all I can
I just love to tease,
I would do anything to please you, baby
Sweet little angel, give me your hand,
Feel for my heartbeat, baby,
Then youll understand
About the bees and the honey,
The bluebirds in the trees,
And youd know, just to get close to you
I would get down on my knees
I am a love man, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I am a love man thats what I am
Im a hootchie cootchie man
And Im doing all I can
I could love to squeeze,
I would do anything to please you, baby
Baby, I am a love man, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I am a love man thats what I am
Im a hootchie cootchie man,
Doing all I can
I just love to tease,
I would get down on my knees
So come a little closer,
Let me whisper in your ear
How the good lord in his wisdom
Made you so, and put you here
He played a little game
Called the apple and the snake,
When the lady took her first sweet bite
The snake made no mistake
He was a love man, yeah, yeah, yeah,
And I am a love man
Im a hootchie cootchie man
And Im doing all I can,
cos a love man needs his loving everyday
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I am a love man
song performed by by Whitesnake
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