In a World [No Worries]
Lake Bell, Demetri Martin, Corsica Wilson
by Lake Bell from In a World... (2013)

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In a World...
Lake Bell, Fred Melamed, Demetri Martin, Michaela Watkins, Ken Marino, Rob Corddry, Alexandra Holden, Nick Offerman, Geena Davis
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In a World [Obvious]
Demetri Martin, Lake Bell, Rob Corddry
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If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat!
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Saying, 'I'm sorry' is the same as saying, ' I apologize.' Except at a funeral.
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I think it's interesting that 'cologne' rhymes with 'alone.'
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Another term for balloon is bad breath holder.
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My plumbing is all screwed up. Because it turns out, I do not own a garbage disposal.
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If I ever saw an amputee getting hanged, I'd probably just start calling out letters.
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I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I am good at everything.
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The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly.
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The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.
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I keep a lighter in my back pocket all the time. I'm not a smoker, I just really like certain songs.
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No Escape
Owen Wilson, Lake Bell, Pierce Brosnan, Karen Gemma Dodgson, Sterling Jerins, Spencer Garrett, Claire Geare
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No Escape [trailer 3]
Owen Wilson, Lake Bell, Pierce Brosnan, Karen Gemma Dodgson, Sterling Jerins, Spencer Garrett, Claire Geare
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No Escape [trailer 2]
Owen Wilson, Lake Bell, Pierce Brosnan, Karen Gemma Dodgson, Sterling Jerins, Spencer Garrett, Claire Geare
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Taking Woodstock
Henry Goodman, Edward Hibbert, Imelda Staunton, Demetri Martin, Emile Hirsch
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I Do... Until I Don't
Lake Bell, Ed Helms, Mary Steenburgen, Paul Reiser, Amber Heard, Wyatt Cenac, Dolly Wells, Chace Crawford, Chauntae Pink
by Lake Bell from I Do... Until I Don't (2017)

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Wilson
Wilson
Wilson
Wilson
Wilson
Oh out near stonehenge, I lived alone
Oh out near gamehendge, I chafed a bone
Wilson, king of prussia, I lay this hate on you
Wilson, duke of lizards, I beg it all trune for you
Talk my duke a mountain, helping friendly book
Inasfar as fiefdom, I think you bad crook
Wilson, king of prussia, I lay this hate on you
Wilson, duke of lizards, I beg it all trune for you
Wilson
Wilson
Wilson
Wilson
I talked to mike christian, rog and pete the same
When we had that meeting, over down near game(henge)
Wilson, king of prussia, I lay this hate on you
Wilson, duke of lizards, I beg it all trune for you
You got me back thinkin that youre the worst one
I must inquire, wilson, can you still have fun?
Wilson, can you still have fun?
Wilson, can you still have fun?
Wilson
song performed by by Phish

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I love women, but I feel like you can't trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her, we started talking. She told me her dog's name. Then I said, 'Does he bite?' She said, 'No.' And I said, 'Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?' Liar.
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In a World [Triology]
Lake Bell, Tig Notaro, Alexandra Holden
by Lake Bell from In a World... (2013)

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