If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex
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Kleenex
All around me
All around me
Better watch that man
See him gun in hand
No one seems to see
No one seems to see
Better watch that man
See him gun in hand
What you gonna do next
What you gonna do now
Use a kleenex
Wipe out sex - kleenex
Better than love - kleenex
John paul george - kleenex
Governments use kleenex
Use a kleenex solve world problems
Better blow your nose right now
Maybe is it you?
[or someone who you know]
Better watch that man see him gun in hand
What you gonna do next
What you gonna do now
Use a kleenex
Wipe out sex - kleenex
Better than love - kleenex
Trade unions use kleenex
Governments use kleenex
Oh yeah!
song performed by by Billy Idol
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If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?
The Toaster
An appliance of science is what I am
What I make, I love to see spread with lots of jam
I have three slots and a basket in a metal frame
What pops in, pops out never to be the same
1-2 or 3 slices that easy for me
And when ready, eat with a nice cup of tea
I can't boil, freeze water, fry or do roast
But what I can make for you is perfect TOAST
Da-da
poem by JeanJacques Evendon
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The Streetz R Deathrow
Growing up as an inner city brotha
where every other had a pops and a motha
I was tha product of a heated lover
Nobody knew how deep it screwed me
and since my pops never knew me
my family didn't know what ta do with me
was I somebody they despise
curious look in they eyes
as if they wonder if i'm dead or alive
poor momma can't control me
quit tryin' ta save my soul
song performed by by Tupac from Strictly 4 My N.I.G.G.A.Z.
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There are no Kleenex boxes on these loops, just so you know.
quote by Mick Fleetwood
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Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable.
Kleenex would have made a mint today.
quote by Larry Harvey
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All of us, whether or not we are warriors, have a cubic centimeter of chance that pops out in front of our eyes from time to time. The difference between an average man and a warrior is that the warrior is aware of this, and one of his tasks is to be alert, deliberately waiting, so that when his cubic centimeter pops out he has the necessary speed, the prowess, to pick it up.
quote by Carlos Castaneda
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I would love to do top of pops as a grandma.
quote by Tina Charles
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The ultimate revenge is being on Top Of The Pops.
quote by Siobhan Fahey
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Learning
I'm learning to say thank you.
And I'm learning to say please.
And I'm learning to use Kleenex,
Not my sweater, when I sneeze.
And I'm learning not to dribble.
And I'm learning not to slurp.
And I'm learning (though it sometimes really hurts me)
Not to burp.
And I'm learning to chew softer
When I eat corn on the cob.
And I'm learning that it's much
Much easier to be a slob.
poem by Judith Viorst
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If something pops in my mind and it's easy, I write it.
quote by Wanda Jackson
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As soon as someone like me or David Lynch pops up everyone says hallelujah, how weird.
quote by Robyn Hitchcock
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There's a consistency in my work that pops up independent of the limitations of the technology.
quote by Douglas Trumbull
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One cannot manage too many affairs; like pumpkins in water, one pops up while you try to hold down the other.
My first Top of the Pops I didn't want to do. I was terrified. I'd never done television before. Seeing the video afterwards was like watching myself die.
I really hate those books where the murderer turns out to be somebody you never heard of who pops up in the last chapter.
quote by Jane Haddam
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rain has ceased a bit
rabbit pops out of burrow
sniffing the cool air
haiku by John Celes
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Television is like the American toaster, you push the button and the same thing pops up everytime.
quote by Alfred Hitchcock
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You see that a handful of times every year where a person that hasn't been playing that well pops up and wins.
quote by Karrie Webb
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