The Toaster
An appliance of science is what I am
What I make, I love to see spread with lots of jam
I have three slots and a basket in a metal frame
What pops in, pops out never to be the same
1-2 or 3 slices that easy for me
And when ready, eat with a nice cup of tea
I can't boil, freeze water, fry or do roast
But what I can make for you is perfect TOAST
Da-da
poem by JeanJacques Evendon
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The Streetz R Deathrow
Growing up as an inner city brotha
where every other had a pops and a motha
I was tha product of a heated lover
Nobody knew how deep it screwed me
and since my pops never knew me
my family didn't know what ta do with me
was I somebody they despise
curious look in they eyes
as if they wonder if i'm dead or alive
poor momma can't control me
quit tryin' ta save my soul
song performed by by Tupac from Strictly 4 My N.I.G.G.A.Z.
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Shola
Do not eat it raw nor boil it with water,
But only roast it on the fire!
For the young woman was very beautiful around you.
I will affirm your words,
I will affirm your love,
I will affirm your romance,
I will affirm your passion,
I will affirm your emotion,
I will affirm your kiss,
Like a vow to your maidservant.
'I alone am left of all the prophets of Yahweh but,
The prophets of Baal number 450 men'!
Do not eat it raw nor boil it with water,
But only roast it on the fire;
Like the long sufferings of my journey with hopes and dreams.
Of all our possessions accumulated on this earth,
They will not follow us into the graves;
So let us help and love one another than hate.
Shola, you are like the stone of Zoheleth;
But my love towards you is very special.
Shola, you are the one!
And do remember the Sabbath day and keep it holy;
For i have come to learn many things on this earth.
poem by Edward Kofi Louis
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Gangsta Whispher..there Anniversary
GANGSTA WHISPHER... THERE ANNIVERSARY
DEAR NBK MESSAGE
IF MY DAD WAS STILL ALIVE
HED BE CELBRATING 2 DAY 6-6-66 HIS ANNIVERSARY WITH HIS WIFE
BECAUSE MY MOM WAS NO HO
THATS WHY MY POPS LOVED HER SO
HOW MANY MEN CAN THEY SAY THAT ABOUT THERE LOVES
AND THEY JUST LOVE THERE LIVES
MY PARENTS TAUGHT ME RIGHT
LOVE ONLY ONE AND DONT BE A HUCHI AND RUN ALL NIGHT
YOU HEAR PEOPLE SAY TIMES HAVE CHANGED
THEY FEEL SO STRESSED OUT LIKE BEING CAGED
THEY ALL COMPLAIN AND HAVE A FIT
I SAY ITS JUST BULL SHIT
IF YO LOVE SOMEBODY U AINT GONA CROSS THE LINE
ANY WAY YOU LOOK AT IT ITS NOT FINE
THE LOVE CHAIN GET BROKEN
CANT REPAIR THE LOVE TOKEN
MY MOM AND POPS HAD STRUGGLES AND FALLS
NO EXTRAVAGANT SHOPPING TRIPS TO THE MALLS
BY FAR
NO FANCY CADIII CAR
ALOT OF LOVE AND PATIENCE
NO EXOTIC FIJI VACATIONS
YOU SEE NOW A DAYS EVERYONE IS JUST INTERESTEAD IN SEXUAL PENATRATION
BACK IN THERE DAYS IT WAS LOVE AND DEDICATION
BACK THEN FAMILY WAS A PRIORITY
NOW EVERYONE JUST WANT TO PARTY AT A SORIETY
FIND SOMEONE AND MAKE IT LAST SO
MAKE IT FOREVER AND MORE
DONT LET GO OF SOMETHING GOOD YOU HAVE
THE WORDS OF A TRUE GANGSTA MY DEAR OLD DAD
HAPPY 42 YEARS MARRIED MOM AND DAD...6-6-66
poem by kiki KEYKEY amador
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Opportunities
I've got the brains, you've got the looks
Let's make lots of money
You've got the brawn, i've got the brains
Let's make lots of -
I've had enough of scheming and messing around with jerks
My car is parked outside, i'm afraid it doesn't work
I'm looking for a partner, someone who gets things fixed
Ask yourself this question: do you want to be rich?
I've got the brains, you've got the looks
Let's make lots of money
You've got the brawn, i've got the brains
Let's make lots of money
You can tell i'm educated, i studied at the sorbonne
Doctored in mathematics, i could have been a don
I can program a computer, choose the perfect time
If you've got the inclination, i have got the crime
Oh, there's a lot of opportunities
If you know when to take them, you know?
There's a lot of opportunities
If there aren't, you can make them
Make or break them
I've got the brains, you've got the looks
Let's make lots of money
Let's make lots of -
(aahhhhh) money
(aahhhhh)
(aahhhhh - di du da di da bu di ba)
You can see i'm single-minded, i know what i could be
How'd you feel about it, come and take a walk with me?
I'm looking for a partner, regardless of expense
Think about it seriously, you know, it makes sense
Let's (got the brains)
Make (got the looks)
Let's make lots of money (oohh money)
(let's) you've got the brawn
(make) i've got the brains
Let's make lots of money (oohh money)
I've got the brains (got the brains)
You've got the looks (got the looks)
Let's make lots of money (oohh money)
Money
song performed by by Pet Shop Boys
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If something pops in my mind and it's easy, I write it.
quote by Wanda Jackson
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All of us, whether or not we are warriors, have a cubic centimeter of chance that pops out in front of our eyes from time to time. The difference between an average man and a warrior is that the warrior is aware of this, and one of his tasks is to be alert, deliberately waiting, so that when his cubic centimeter pops out he has the necessary speed, the prowess, to pick it up.
quote by Carlos Castaneda
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A Night To Remember
Chorus:
Get ready tonight
Gonna make this a night to remember
Get ready, oh, baby, tonight
Gonna make this a night to remember
When you love someone, its natural, not demanding
And thats one thing Im proud to say Ive found in you
Im so glad weve reached an understanding
Now I know my heart is safe with you
So now my love to you, baby, I surrender
Repeat chorus
Celebrations in the heart cause were united
And theres nothing in the world could come between me and you
Were together, and it keeps me so excited
To think of what the power of love can do
And Im filled with a love thats, oh, so tender, yeah
Repeat chorus
Rap:
Yeah, get ready, get ready cause were gonna have some fun
Get ready, get ready cause youre with the 911
Gonna take this, break this, then were gonna make this
A night to remember cause, baby, I surrender
Celebration, toast the occasion
Talking about love and true dedication
The hand of love thats, oh, so tender is gonna give you a night to
Remember
Lets make a toast to those whove helped make this occasion
They turn their back on love, and thats what drove you straight to me
To you, I make a lasting dedication
Ill show you all the love and life can be
And each day that I live I will deliver, yeah
Repeat chorus to fade
song performed by by 911
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Alive By Science
Respirators ventilators
High and holy legislators
Give me agony
Pure agony
Vegetation indignation
Endless one-way conversation
Aint living to me
And when I lose all my self-reliance
Dont keep me hooked up to no appliance
Dont keep me (if you love me)
Yeah dont keep me
Alive by science
I hear an angel banging on my door
Big daddy on the top floor
Shouting free
You gotta be free
This is my life cest mon affiare
Fat ladys singing
I dont stand a prayer
Now be a love and pull the plug on me
Now babe if you be true to our aliance
Please dont pump my lungs without my compliance
Dont keep me
Yeah dont keep me
Alive by science
And when I lose all my self-reliance
Dont keep me hooked up to no appliance
Dont keep me
Yeah dont keep me
Alive by science
I beg you bady dont keep me (alive by science)
Yeah baby dont keep me (alive by science)
Oh baby dont keep me (alive by science)
Aw baby dont keep me (alive by science)
Oh dont keep me (alive by science)
Shoo bop oh bo de oh yeah (alive by science) family members mortgage lenders give me agony (alive by science)
Im stuck in bed seeing red (alive by science)
Blood flows but my brian is dead (alive by science)
To be or not to be (alive by science)
Baby dont keep me (alive by science)
Dont you dare keep me (alive by science)
song performed by by Gino Vanelli
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One cannot manage too many affairs; like pumpkins in water, one pops up while you try to hold down the other.
The 'Potato' Poem
I love potatoes chopped up into chunky chips.
I love spicy potato wedges, served up with dips.
I love potato slices which have been fried in a pan:
Of sautéed potatoes, I am the world's biggest fan.
I love potatoes which have been pummelled and bashed
With butter and milk to make a real light, fluffy mash.
Jacket potatoes, I find a bit dry, but with a nice filling
Such as chilli, to give them a try, I am more willing.
With breakfast, I love hash browns or potato cakes,
And I love potatoes mixed up with leeks in a bake.
Crispy, golden potatoes, served up with Sunday roast
Are among the kinds of potato which I love the most.
Mixed in soups and casseroles, I love potatoes diced.
On top on minced beef hotpot, I love potatoes sliced.
Fluffy potato stuffed inside a crispy potato croquette
Is also rather nice, and, for me, it is another safe bet.
I love potatoes cut into crisps: the slices, wafer thin,
And, as a starter, I simply love loaded potato skins:
I do adore a delicious dish of Bombay potato curry:
For me, it is a taste which I won't forget in a hurry.
I like potatoes diced up with creamy mayonnaise,
Served up with salad on really hot summer days.
But I don't like potatoes which have been boiled:
From potatoes, cooked this way, in horror, I recoil.
poem by Angela Wybrow
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Ready
I love I love Im ready to love yes
I love I love Im ready to love yeah
I love I love Im ready
To ready to ready to love
I love I love Im ready to love yeah
You keep me awake with your white lily smile
Dont keep me watching your charms all the while
Cause as all the wise men say
Grab it if it comes your way
Im ready oh
I love I love Im ready to love yeah
Ready to love
I love I love Im ready to love yeah
You make me feel things Ive never felt before
Help my baby eyes and open up the door
You make me real to everyone and everyday i
I thank the lord that you came along this way
Its no more an illusion than I can say
I love I love Im ready to love yes
I love I love Im ready to love yeah
I love I love Im ready
Ready ready ready to love
song performed by by Cat Stevens
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Love For Sale (extended Mix)
I was born in a house with the television always on
Guess I grew up too fast
And I forgot my name
We're in cities at night and we got time on our hands.
So leave the driving to us.
And it's the real thing.
And you're rolling
In the blender
With me.
And I can love you
Like a color
TV.
Now love is here
C'mon and try it
I got love for sale
Got love for sale
And now love is here
C'mon and try it
Got love for sale,
Got love for sale.
You can put your lipstick all over my designer jeans.
I'll be a video for you.
If you turn my dial.
You can cash my check if you go down to the bank
You get two for one
For a limited time.
Push my button...
The toast pops up
Love and money
Gettin' all
Mixed up
And now love is here
C'mon and try it.
I got love for sale
Got love for sale
Love is here
C'mon and try it
I got love for sale
I got Love
Love
Love
Love
Love
Love
Love
Love
song performed by by Talking Heads
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Make Friends
Reality
He is a prick
That pops your bubble
Honesty
She is a bully
That stamps on your rose tinted glasses
Well you better make them your friends then!
poem by Stevie Taite
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It'd be nice to make lots of money but it's quite difficult, because every time I make lots of money I make a bigger piece that costs lots of money.
quote by Damien Hirst
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Love For Sale
I was born in a house with the television always on
Guess I grew up too fast
And I forgot my name
Were in cities at night and we got time on our hands.
So leave the driving to us.
And its the real thing.
And youre rolling
In the blender
With me.
And I can love you
Like a color
Tv.
Now love is here
Cmon and try it
I got love for sale
Got love for sale
And now love is here
Cmon and try it
Got love for sale,
Got love for sale.
You can put your lipstick all over my designer jeans.
Ill be a video for you.
If you turn my dial.
You can cash my check if you go down to the bank
You get two for one
For a limited time.
Push my button...
The toast pops up
Love and money
Gettin all
Mixed upu
And now love is here
Cmon and try it.
I got love for sale
Got love for sale
Love is here
Cmon and try it
I got love for sale
I got love
Love
Love
Love
Love
Love
Love
Love
song performed by by Talking Heads
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Reign In Pain
All right boys, are you ready? Here it comes...Lets's go!
Reign in pain-c'mon we're gonna Reign in pain-c'mpn we're gonna Reign in Pain [x2]
Get ready we're coming for you we're gonna make our way to your town.
Prepare for this evil affair by letting everyone around,
Realize you'll be demonized we're gonna make sure you get stung.
Don't stop we're about to to rock brink your Converse shoes with maxi-pad tongues, yeah!
[Chorus]
Your future's looking grim, let's bathe in sin,
If your looking for a show you'll see we've got a heavy metal jamboree,
It's not so nice, but we got your vice,
If you 're looking for debauchery we got a heavy metal jamboree.
Reign in PAIN - c'mon were gonna reign in PAIN [x2]
Come with me I can guarantee you can loan your soul to us,
Understand we're a trusted brand - our metal never rusts.
We're Proud we play our music LOUD coming through a Marshall stack,
Look mean when our haircuts scream business in the front and party in the back.
[Chorus]
song performed by by Sum 41
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While there used to be one or two Pops orchestras, now there are all kinds of European orchestras that suddenly look upon this as a golden wand that can enable them to make money recording this music.
quote by Skitch Henderson
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So she went into the garden to cut a cabbage-leaf, to make an apple-pie; and at the same time a great she-bear, coming up the street, pops its head into the shop. 'What! no soap?' So he died, and she very imprudently married the barber.
quote by Samuel Foote
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Mr. Popeil
i need a vegematic!
I need a pocket fisherman!
I need a handy appliance
That'll scramble an egg while it's still inside its shell!
(operators are standing by.
How does that make you feel?)
Help me.
Mr. popeil!
I wanna shine some pennies!
I wanna mend some leather!
I wanna krazy-glue my head to the bottom of a big steel girder!
(please, no c.o.d.'s.
Don't miss out on this deal.)
Ah, help me.
Mr. popeil!
Help me.
Mr. popeil!
Mr. popeil!
Mr. popeil!
(wo-o, wo-o. ohhhhhh.)
It slices. it dices.
Look at that tomato!
You could even cut a tin can with it,
But you wouldn't want to!
Mr. popeil, i'm in trouble.
Need your assistance on the double.
Oh no! now how am i gonna make
My old vinyl car top look like new?
Mr. popeil!
Tell me, what am i s'posed to do?
Mr. popeil!
Mr. popeil!
(now how much would you pay?)
But wait, there's more!
It's not sold in any store!
(now how much would you pay?)
Don't answer yet,
Just look what else you get!
(now how much would you pay?)
If you order today,
You get a ginsu knife and a smokeless ashtray!
(now how much would you pay?)
Now how much would you pay?
Mr. popeil, mr. popeil.
Mr. popeil, mr. popeil.
Mr. popeil, mr. popeil.
Mr. popeil, mr. popeil.
Make me buy a garden weasel!
Make me buy a bamboo steamer!
Make me take advantage
Of this amazing tv offer!
(call our toll-free number,
We'll make you such a deal.)
Aw, help me!
Mr. popeil. i want it!
(mr. popeil.) well, i need it!
(mr. popeil.) i got to got to got to have it!
Mr. popeil!
Mr. popeil!
Hey!
song performed by by Weird Al Yankovic
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I would love to do top of pops as a grandma.
quote by Tina Charles
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