I'm a huge Groucho fan. There were some great comic minds that would transfer into any generation, and Groucho is certainly one of them.
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The thing that made Groucho special was the way he used his body parts. He also had a wicked tongue. People didn't realize it, but when Groucho said something, he meant it.
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Up there with my awards, I have a great big statue of Groucho Marx, just to put everything in perspective.
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From the age of four, I was a huge comic fan and still am. When Lost in Space came along it was like being in a huge comic so we jumped at the chance of being part of that project and it proved to be a good choice.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
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Don't look now, but there's one too many in this room and I think it's you.
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Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
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I have nothing but confidence in you. And very little of that.
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Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!
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You are only as old as the woman you feel.
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A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
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If I cannot smoke in heaven, then I shall not go.
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Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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I like my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
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Go, and never darken my towels again.
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Humor is reason gone mad.
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
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Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.
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There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, ""Yes,"" you know he is a crook.
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