The thing that made Groucho special was the way he used his body parts. He also had a wicked tongue. People didn't realize it, but when Groucho said something, he meant it.
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I'm a huge Groucho fan. There were some great comic minds that would transfer into any generation, and Groucho is certainly one of them.
I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.
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Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
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I have just returned from Boston. It is the only sane thing to do if you find yourself up there.
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All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.
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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
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I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
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I do not care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
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I didn't know when I was growing up that this was a very special program, that this wasn't going on in other parts of the country. Now I realize that I was lucky.
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I have nothing but confidence in you. And very little of that.
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Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
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Don't look now, but there's one too many in this room and I think it's you.
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Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
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The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution - this everlasting living soul, began. My mind loses itself in these depths.
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You are only as old as the woman you feel.
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I like my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
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Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
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Humor is reason gone mad.
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