Up there with my awards, I have a great big statue of Groucho Marx, just to put everything in perspective.
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Don't look now, but there's one too many in this room and I think it's you.
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Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
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Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
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I have nothing but confidence in you. And very little of that.
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Humor is reason gone mad.
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Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!
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If I cannot smoke in heaven, then I shall not go.
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You are only as old as the woman you feel.
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A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
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Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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Go, and never darken my towels again.
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I like my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
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If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.
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I must confess, I was born at a very early age.
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I won't belong to any organization that would have me as a member.
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Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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Women should be obscene and not heard.
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