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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

quote by George Carlin
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Tequila Mockingbird

(pam tillis/mel tillis, jr.)
Its a slow, smoky scene at the county line cantina
Where strangers stop to hear her sing a song
Shes a legend round these parts
For stealing all the hearts of cowboys on their way to san antone
She used to be a desert rose with ballerina toes
But that wasnt in the cards she chose to play
The pages of her life are wrinkled, but her spanish eyes still twinkle
Every time she steps out on the stage
Tequila mockingbird, flying underneath the neon moon
Tequila mockingbird, dreaming of a love that ended too soon
She sings the saddest song you ever heard
So bittersweet
Tequila mockingbird, tequila mockingbird
Well now once she had a man, and they called him diamond dan
He was wild and reckless as a mustang stud
til one night tequila found him with the gamblers gathered round him
Lyin in a pool of cheaters blood
Tequila mockingbird, flying underneath the neon moon
Tequila mockingbird, dreaming of a love that ended too soon
She sings the saddest song you ever heard
So bittersweet
Tequila mockingbird, tequila mockingbird
She sings ooh hoo, woo hoo hoo
It wasnt God who made those blue neon angels
Ooh woo hoo hooh
I know hes waiting on the other side for me
Tequila mockingbird, flying underneath the neon moon
Tequila mockingbird, dreaming of a love that ended too soon
She sings the saddest song you ever heard
So bittersweet
Tequila mockingbird, tequila mockingbird
She sings ooh hoo, woo hoo hoo
She sings ooh hoo, woo hoo hoo ooh

song performed by by Pam Tillis
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Tequila Talkin'

I called about that conversation that I had with you last night
It must have been a combination of shooters and neon lights
And I didn't really mean to say
I've been losing it since you left
Yeah I may have said the words, but they came from somewhere else
It was just the tequila talkin'
When I told you I'm still not over you
I get a little sentimental when I've had one or two
And that tear in my eye was the salt and the lime
Not the memory of you walkin'
If I said I'm still in love with you
It was just the tequila talkin'
I don't know what they put in Cuervo that got me to say those things
Usually I wouldn't care so much of make such a scene
But seeing you there in that dress you were wearing
Just drove me right out of my head
So don't hold me responsible for anything I might've said
It was just the tequila talkin'
When I told you I'm still not over you
I get a little sentimental when I've had one or two
And that tear in my eye was the salt and the lime
Not the memory of you walkin'
If I said I'm still in love with you
It was just the tequila talkin'
If I said I'm still in love with you
It was just the tequila talkin'

song performed by by Lonestar
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Tequlia Talkin

(bill labounty/chris waters)
I called about that conversation that I had with you last night
It must have been a combination of shooters and neon lights
And I didnt really mean to say
Ive been losing it since you left
Yeah I may have said the words, but they came from somewhere else
It was just the tequila talkin
When I told you Im still not over you
I get a little sentimental when Ive had one or two
And that tear in my eye was the salt and the lime
Not the memory of you walkin
If I said Im still in love with you
It was just the tequila talkin
I dont know what they put in cuervo that got me to say those things
Usually I wouldnt care so much of make such a scene
But seeing you there in that dress you were wearing
Just drove me right out of my head
So dont hold me responsible for anything I mightve said
It was just the tequila talkin
When I told you Im still not over you
I get a little sentimental when Ive had one or two
And that tear in my eye was the salt and the lime
Not the memory of you walkin
If I said Im still in love with you
It was just the tequila talkin
If I said Im still in love with you
It was just the tequila talkin

song performed by by Lonestar
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I've been drinking tequila for a long time now, and it's never been about drinking to get drunk. I don't do that. I never drink tequila during the day, and I don't drive at night.

quote by Sammy Hagar
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Tequila Talking

I called about that conversation
That I had with you last night
It must have been a combination
Of shooters and neon lights
And I didnt really mean to say
Ive been losing it since you left
Yeah, I may have said the words
But they came from somewhere else
(chorus)
It was just the tequila talking
When I told you Im still not over you
I get a little sentimental
When Ive had one or two
And that tear in my eye was the salt and the lime
Not the memory of you walking
If I said Im still in love with you
It was just the tequila talking
I dont know what they put in cuervo
That got me to say those things
Usually I wouldnt care so much
Or make such a scene
But seeing you there in that dress you were wearing
Just drove me right out of my head
So dont hold me responible
For anything I might have said
(repeat chorus)
If I said Im still in love with you
It was just the tequila talking.

song performed by by Lonestar
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Tequila

Drinking Tequila makes a happy person out of me
I can dance and I can sing and finally be free
It makes all the bad memories go away
This freedom that it gives me, I wish could stay
I could conquer all the pain of the past
Oh, if this Tequila high could only last!

poem by Donna Nimmo
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How Much Tequila

How much tequila did i drink last night?
It's really anybody's guess.
I poured them so fast,
I couldn't keep them in the glass,
But this morning i sure am a mess.
My head is four or five times its normal size
And i got this big old cactus stuck between my eyes.
I can't recall a single thing i did or said
Or the names of all these people sleeping in this bed.
Tell me how, tell me how, tell me how, tell me how,
Tell me how much tequila did i drink last night?
How did i get these cuts and bruises all over my body?
I must have fallen down somehow.
I believe it had something to do with karate
-- it's all coming back to me now.
I was standing in a bar with king kong's cousin,
He must have been seven foot three.
His elbow gave me a bump, and so i said "hey, chump,
Would you like to step outside with me?"
Tell me how, tell me how, tell me how, tell me how,
Tell me how much tequila did i drink last night?
My mouth is filled with cotton and my brain is sore.
I left last night's dinner on this morning's floor.
My stomach is swollen and my eyeballs shrunk.
I drank so much that my hair got drunk.
I see a big old worm about ten feet long
Hallucinating purple cows.
Somebody moved the furniture while i was gone.
Uh oh, this is not my house.
I could call us a taxi on the telephone
If i only knew where we are.
I guess i'm gonna have to drive myself back home
As soon as i can find the car.
Tell me how, tell me how, tell me how, tell me how,
Tell me how much tequila did i drink last night?

song performed by by John Prine
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Pour Me Another Tequila Sheila

(Chorus)
Pour me another tequila, Sheila.
Take off that red satin dress.
'Cause I crossed the border,
And I beat the dealer for all of that gold in Juarez.
I feel like ol' Pancho Villa, Sheila,
And I've got the pesos to spend,
So pour me another tequila, Sheila.
And lay down and love me again.

No I can't tell you about it.
Don't mind the gun by my bed,
But I feel kind'a naked without it,
And it eases the fears in my head.
I never trusted in woman,
But Sheila I trust you tonight.
So pass me the salt and a lemon,
Bend down and blow out the light.

(Chorus)

Sheila I'm hearin' your heartbeat,
But I'm hearing footsteps outside.
The courtyard is crawlin' with them Federales
And Sheila, there's no place to hide,
but I don't know who could have tipped 'em,
nobody knew it but you,
but I never have trusted in woman,
Sheila, here's what I'm going to do.

(Chorus)

Yeah! Pour me another tequila,
I'm gonna put on your red satin Dress.
You put on my clothes, and you go face the dealer.
Sheila I wish you the best.
I never trusted in woman,
Sheila I trusted you tonight.
So pour me another tequila Sheila,
And I'll run for the border again.
Yeah! Pour me another tequila,
Sheila, as I ride for the border again.

poem by Sheldon Allan Silverstein
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Prayer for the Priests of Mexico City

July in the streets
of Mexico City:
One of the women
one never would marry.
One of the women one sees
for an hour, for an evening.
Taco, tequila,
tequila with lemon.
Christ keep the priests
of Mexico City.

poem by Donal Mahoney
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Tequila Sunrise

It's another Tequila Sunrise
Staring slowly cross the sky
I said goodbye
And he was just a hired hand
Working on the dreams he planed to try
As days go by
And ever night when the sun goes down
Just another lonely boy in town
And shes out runnin' round
She wasn't just another woman
And I couldn't keep from coming home
It's been so long
Ho and it's a hollow feeling
When it comes down to seeing friends
It never ends
Take another shot at courage
And wonder why the right words never come
You just get none
It's another Tequila Sunrise
this whole world still looks the same
another friend

song performed by by Alan Jackson
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Bubbles of Love

This poem was inspired while watching the MTV reality show A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila. take it or leave it, you can interprete it the way you want.

Miss Tequila I wish to confess
There is something odd I wish to express
One day I had one shot too many for a penny
As my eyes opened up to 'Bubbles of love'

Bubbles of love
Bubbles of love
This awesome beauty that you possess
Your tanned skin calls for a touch of caress

Bubbles of love
Bubbles of love
Your succulent lips demand a kiss of finesse
And lets not forget the sexy curves you possess

Bubbles of Love
Bubbles of Love
I will fight with words not fists and head butts
I can't help feeling all hot with no second thoughts

These feelings I wish sometimes to suppress
Because I play my life like a game of chess
I know youthful beauty fades as that is its trade
But yours merely radiates over man and hand-made

Miss Tequila I wish to confess
Sometimes I do things in a little excess
It is you I wish to undress in your nightdress
While your breasts pressed against my bareness

Rather than breaking loves no one code
By driving carelessly on slippery roads
For you I'll wear my heart on my sleeve
Kisses, romance, love, the whole lot we can achieve

I see only 'Bubbles of love'
Beyond your smile and sexy little curves
I see only 'Bubbles of love'
In you, a ravishing blessing from above

Miss Tequila I wish to confess
It is you I wish and want to process
One day I had one shot too many for a penny
And in you I saw my little American Princess

Copyright 2008 - Sylvia Chidi

poem by Sylvia Chidi
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Trashed

It really was a meeting
The bottle took a beating
The ladies of the manor
Watched me climb into my car and I was
Going down the track about a hundred and five
They had the stopwatch rolling
I had the headlights blazing I was really alive
And yet my mind was blowing
I drank a bottle of tequila and I felt real good
But on the twenty-fifth lap at the canal turn
I went off exploring
I knew I wouldnt make it the car just wouldnt make it
I was turning the tires burning
The ground was in my sky
I was laughing the bitch was trashed
And death was in my eye
I had started pretty good and I was feeling my way
I had the wheels in motion
There was peter and the greenfly laughing like drains
Inebriation
The crowd was roaring I was at brands hatch
In my imagination
But at the canal turn I hit an oily patch
Inebriation
Ooh mr. miracle, you saved me from some pain
I thank you mr. miracle, I wont get trashed again
Ooh, can you hear my lies
Dont you bother with this fool just laugh into my eyes
So we went back to the bar and hit the bottle again
But there was no tequila
Then we started on the whiskey just to steady our brains
cause there was no tequila
And as we drank a little faster at the top of our hill
We began to roll
And as we got trashed we were laughing still
Oh bless my soul

song performed by by Black Sabbath
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La Misma Cancin

mi madre y padre tambien son de la tierra
y todos los que estamos aqui tambien somos de la tierra
y todos juntos tambien somos de la tierra
y todos los que no son de aqui tambien somos de la tierra
y por que hay politicos que me recuerden a la tierra
por que ?..
por que es la misma cancion, misma cancion de mi vida
con mi tequila y limon yo canto la misma cancion
mi madre y padre tambien son de la tierra
y nuestros hermanos tambien son de la tierra
tambien mi chela y mi alma tambien son de la tierra
y tambien la otra que viene tambien es de la tierra
y por la policia que no defienden a la tierra
por que ?
por que es la misma cancion, misma cancion de mi vida
con mi tequila y limon yo canto la misma cancion
por que es la misma cancion, misma cancion de mi vida
con mi tequila y limon yo canto la misma cancion

song performed by by Ozomatli
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I saw Tequila Sunrise as a romantic picture with complex, bigger than life characters.

quote by Conrad Hall
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I have been instrumental in banning bottled water on the set. It hasn't gone that well with the crew... so I replaced it with tequila.

quote by Hugh Laurie
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Tequila. Straight. There's a real polite drink. You keep drinking until you finally take one more and it just won't go down. Then you know you've reached your limit.

quote by Lee Marvin
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A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history, with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.

quote by Mitch Ratcliffe
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Runnin' For The Red Light (I Gotta Life)

Mader than a mad man and bored to the core
Minute hand crawling can't take it anymore
Future's up the highway ya gotta get away
Gonna take a little trip and find a Tijuana stray
Got the time to take it
Got the balls to break it
Gotta car that'll make it
South of the border, don't drink the water
Gonna have a good time tonight
Crazy from the heat and runnin' for the red light
Oh Senorita, have two tequila
Heat seeker, Lord the will is gettin' weaker
Gonna have a good time tonight
Burnin' with the fever and runnin' for the red light
She ain't a teacher, she ain't a preacher
Just so close to holy that you're runnin' just to reach her
Time bomb is tickin', my heads about to bust
Need your personal attention or I swear I'm gonna rust
Find a little place no one will tell you what to do
Tell her I'm a rebel, she says "Yea, without a clue"
Just need some understanding a girl who ain't demanding
Who ain't afraid to fake it, leave you breathless
She's one of a kind
Gonna have a good time tonight
Crazy from the heat and runnin' for the red light
Oh Senorita, have three tequila
Love seeker, Lord the will is gettin' weaker
Gonna have a good time tonight
Burnin' with the fever and runnin' for the red light
She ain't a teacher, she ain't a preacher
Just so close to holy that you gotta run to reach her
Need some understanding, a girl who ain't demanding
A little bad behavior, she's gonna be my savior
My knees are shakin', my back is breakin'
Oh Mama Mia, a Senorita
Gonna have a good time tonight
Crazy from the heat and runnin' for the red light
Oh Senorita, have two tequila
Heat seeker, Lord the will is gettin' weaker
Gonna have a good time tonight
Burnin' with the fever and runnin' for the red light
She ain't a teacher, she ain't a preacher
Just so close to holy that you're runnin' just to reach her
Gonna have a good time tonight
Crazy from the heat and runnin' for the red light
Oh Senorita, have some tequila
Need sneakers, Lord the will is gettin' weaker
Gonna have a good time tonight
Burnin' with the fever and runnin' for the red light
Just heard the bell, that got me outta hell
Got a girl, I gotta life

song performed by by Meat Loaf
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Runnin For The Red Light

Madder than a mad man and bored to the core.
Minute hand crawling cant taxe it any more.
Futures up the highway, ya gotta get away.
Gonna take a little trip and find a tijuana stray.
Got the time to take it.
Got the balls to break it.
Gotta car that itll make it.
South of the border, dont drink the water.
Gonna have a good time tonight.
Crazy from the heat and runnin for the red light.
Oh senorita.
Have two tequila.
Heat seeker.
Lord, the will is getting weaker.
Gonna have a good time tonight.
Burnin from the fever and runnin for the red light.
She aint a teacher.
She aint a preacher.
Just so close to holy.
That your runnin just to reach her.
Time bomb is tickin, my heads about to bust.
Need your personal attention or I swear Im gonna rust.
Find a little place.
No one will tell you what to do.
Tell her Im a rebel.
She says yea without a clue.
Just need some understanding.
A girl who aint demanding.
Who aint afraid to fake it.
Leave ya breathless.
Shes one of a kind.
Gonna have a good time tonight.
Crazy from the heat and runnin for the red light.
Oh senorita.
Have three tequila.
Love seeker.
Lord, the will is getting weaker.
Gonna have a good time tonight.
Burnin from the fever and runnin for the red light.
She aint a teacher.
She aint a preacher.
Just so close to holy.
That your runnin just to reach her.
A girl who aint demanding.
A little bad behavior.
Shes gonna be mv saviour.
My knees are shakin.
My back is breakin.
Gonna have a good time tonight.
Crazy from the heat and runnin for the red light.
Oh senorita.
Have two tequila.
Heat seeker.
Lord, the will is getting weaker.
Gonna have a good time tonight.
Burnin from the fever and runnin for the red light.
She aint a teacher.
She aint a preacher.
Just so close to holy.
That your runnin just to reach her.
Gonna have a good time tonight.
Crazy from the heat and runnin for the red light.
Oh senorita.
Have some tequila.
Need sneakers.
Lord, the will is getting weaker.
Gonna have a good time tonight.
Burnin from the fever and runnin for the red light.
Just heard the bell.
That got me outta hell.
Got a girl.
I gotta life...

song performed by by Meat Loaf
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Blame It On Mexico

In a bar in acuna called ma crosbys
I found myself not feeling any pain
I told a frisco girl Id come for freedom
She said shed only come to catch a train
We struck up some idle conversation
Traded all the troubles on our minds
One thing led to another in the evening
And I fell in love again for my last time
Blame it on mexico if you need a reason
Say too much guitar music, tequila, salt and lime
Blame it on mexico, but shes the reason
That I fell in love again for my last time
Daylight dawned and found me in del rio
In a rundown motel room as dark as hell
I felt all the pains of a morning after
And all alone as far as I could tell
Why she left I have no way of knowing
I guess she caught her train and thats a crime
She took everything I ever wanted
And I fell in love again for my last time
Blame it on mexico if you need a reason
Say too much guitar music, tequila, salt and lime
Blame it on mexico, but shes the reason
That I fell in love again for my last time

song performed by by George Strait
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