Think off-center.

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The status quo sucks.

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Always do whatever's next.

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Life... is a series of dogs.

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Keep thy religion to thyself.

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Religion is just mind control.

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Weather forecast for tonight: dark.

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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

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Hobbies cost money but interests are free.

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If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

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