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Some questions for you
How can these eggs
Break a stone?
And how can your
Spread fingers
Be a spoon?
How can you hold
Two watermelons
With one hand?
How can you be
Happy with
A thousand
Desires?
How can your
One hand
Eclipse the sun?
poem by Ric S. Bastasa
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How can these eggs
Break a stone?
And how can your
Spread fingers
Be a spoon?
How can you hold
Two watermelons
With one hand?
How can you be
Happy with
A thousand
Desires?
How can your
One hand
Eclipse the sun?
poem by Ric S. Bastasa
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Two watermelons can not be held under one arm.
Two watermelons cannot be carried in one hand.
One time we did have 300 acres in watermelons. That was fun.
quote by Delta Burke
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Sooner could you hide an elephant under your armpit.
While trying to pull down something from the antique she lost what she had under her armpit.
Feminists were psyched that I had armpit hair.
quote by Paula Cole
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Most of my memories of Texas are of mosquitoes, watermelons, crickets, and my brother teasing me.
quote by Robin Wright Penn
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Odorous
The armpit of the world
reeks with stench and sweat.
You find it in every government
that keeps us all in debt.
poem by Edwina Reizer
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a doggerel in Siam...
and so there was this Indet
who had a very acidid armpit
he enjoyed the tour in Sinamit
while the rest finally quit
poem by Ric S. Bastasa
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Armpit of time
she folds time into her armpit
so that she can spend the afternoon
with him without being stuck between
the minute and hour hands
poem by John Tiong Chunghoo
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The Critique
if he wouldn't mind
for me to believe him
i think, and this i must submit
that he must at least
write a good one
something to
tickle my armpit
or make me salivate
a line to make me
remember
about him that
belittles mine.
poem by Ric S. Bastasa
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Have You Seen My Baby?
Have you seen my baby
On the avenue?
You know shes driving me crazy
With the funny things she do
I seen her with the milkman
Ridin down the street
When youre through with my baby, milkman
Send her home to me
Hold on, hold on, hold on
Hold on, hold on, hold on
You know its been so long
Since she have been gone
Hold on, hold on, hold on
I seen her with the gipsies
Dancin in the wood
Shes always been unfaithful to me
She aint never been no good
I say, please dont talk to strangers, baby
But she always do
She say, Ill talk to strangers if I want to
cause Im a stranger, too
Hold on, hold on, hold on
Hold on, hold on, hold on
You know its been so long
Since she have been gone
Hold on, hold on, hold on
song performed by by Randy Newman
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