The pumpkin vine never bears watermelons.

Creole proverbsReport problemRelated quotes
Submitted by Lucian Velea
Vote! | Copy!

Share

Related quotes

Melancholy Cold

The frost is on the pumpkin
and the scarecrows taken down.
The bleakness of the winter
is coming to my town.
The fowl are flying V shapes
to warmer climes than here
for the frost is on the pumpkin.
Soon icicles will appear.

poem by Edwina ReizerReport problemRelated quotes
Submitted by Poetry Lover
Vote! | Copy!

Share

The vine bears three kinds of grapes: the first of pleasure, the second of intoxication, the third of disgust.

quote by DiogenesReport problemRelated quotes
Submitted by Lucian Velea
Vote! | Copy!

Share

The Pumpkin

Oh, greenly and fair in the lands of the sun,
The vines of the gourd and the rich melon run,
And the rock and the tree and the cottage enfold,
With broad leaves all greenness and blossoms all gold,
Like that which o'er Nineveh's prophet once grew,
While he waited to know that his warning was true,
And longed for the storm-cloud, and listened in vain
For the rush of the whirlwind and red fire-rain.

On the banks of the Xenil the dark Spanish maiden
Comes up with the fruit of the tangled vine laden;
And the Creole of Cuba laughs out to behold
Through orange-leaves shining the broad spheres of gold;
Yet with dearer delight from his home in the North,
On the fields of his harvest the Yankee looks forth,
Where crook-necks are coiling and yellow fruit shines,
And the sun of September melts down on his vines.

Ah! on Thanksgiving day, when from East and from West,
From North and from South comes the pilgrim and guest;
When the gray-haired New Englander sees round his board
The old broken links of affection restored;
When the care-wearied man seeks his mother once more,
And the worn matron smiles where the girl smiled before;
What moistens the lip and what brightens the eye,
What calls back the past, like the rich Pumpkin pie?

Oh, fruit loved of boyhood! the old days recalling,
When wood-grapes were purpling and brown nuts were falling!
When wild, ugly faces we carved in its skin,
Glaring out through the dark with a candle within!
When we laughed round the corn-heap, with hearts all in tune,
Our chair a broad pumpkin, -- our lantern the moon,
Telling tales of the fairy who travelled like steam
In a pumpkin-shell coach, with two rats for her team!

Then thanks for thy present! none sweeter or better
E'er smoked from an oven or circled a platter!
Fairer hands never wrought at a pastry more fine,
Brighter eyes never watched o'er its baking, than thine!
And the prayer, which my mouth is too full to express,
Swells my heart that thy shadow may never be less,
That the days of thy lot may be lengthened below,
And the fame of thy worth like a pumpkin-vine grow,
And thy life be as sweet, and its last sunset sky
Golden-tinted and fair as thy own Pumpkin pie!

poem by John Greenleaf WhittierReport problemRelated quotes
Submitted by Poetry Lover
Vote! | Copy!

Share

Jesus Protects The Righteous

When demons caught me by my neck almost,
And tried to strangle me to death somehow,
The Lord rescued me from the very worst,
Because of my strong faith in Him and love!

The Holy Spirit spoke and guided me;
The timely wisdom came from Lord above;
The pertinent queries fell harmlessly;
With God’s help soon, I turned the tables now.

With God beside, no one can harm the least;
Success will come, no matter how things go;
’Tis God who wages war against the Beast;
Christ is the vine and each Christian, a bough!

The Father tends the garden with love, care;
The vine bears fruits aplenty; nev’r goes bare!

poem by John CelesReport problemRelated quotes
Submitted by Poetry Lover
Vote! | Copy!

Share

Daddys Little Pumpkin

You must be daddys little pumpkin
I can tell by the way you roll
You must be daddys little pumpkin
I can tell by the way you roll
Why its quarter past eleven
And youre sleeping on the bedroom floor
I can see the fire burning
Burning right behind your eyes
I can see the fire burning
Burning right behind your eyes
You must of swallowed a candle
Or some other kind of surprise
Im going down to memphis
I got three hundred dollars in cash
Im going down to memphis
I got three hundred dollars in cash
All the women in memphis
Want to see how long my money will last
Im going downtown
Im gonna to rattle somebodys cage
Im going downtown
Im gonna rattle somebodys cage
Im gonna beat on my guitar
And strut all around the stage
If you see my baby coming
Dont tell her that her daddys in jail
If you see my baby coming
Dont you tell her that her daddys in jail
Shed sell her little pumpkin just to raise
Her sweet daddys bail
You must be daddys little pumpkin
I can tell by the way you roll
You must be daddys little pumpkin
I can tell by the way you roll
You never do nothing
To save your doggone soul.

song performed by by John PrineReport problemRelated quotes
Submitted by Lucian Velea
Vote! | Copy!

Share

Get Up & Jump

Get up and jump, get up and jump, get up, get up, get up and jump
Jump on up
Jump on down
Just jump a jump a jump a jump a jump around
Jump the day away
Jump all over town
cos jumpin is o.k. in a jumpin kinda way, hey hey!
Jump a boy
Jump a girl
Jump a rope
Jump for joy
Just dont stop jumpin
Keep your heart muscle pumpin
Hillel be jumpin on that little baby frumpkin
Say what, you got a pumpkin in your pants?
When youre just standing or sitting still
Think about the frogs gettin a thrill
Take a little lesson from the kangaroos
Dont you know theyre jumpin foos, jump you!
Jump a nun
Jump a jack
Jump for fun
Jump back
Hows about us jumpin in the sack?
And now, its time for a jump attack
Get up and jump (x8)
Jam bob, jim bob, slim bob boogie
To the tune of slima billy
Lookin like youre mighty silly
Say what, you got a pumpkin in your pants?
Say what, you got a pumpkin in your pants?
Mister mexican jumpin bean knows
His fun is skeaky clean
Christ, howd ya think that he got so clean?
Not from sittin on his goddamn spleen. get up!
Oh, I be jumpin I be jumpin I be jumpin alone
I be jumpin for the phone
I be jumpin misses jones
I really wanna jump on kinskis bones
Get up and jump (x8)
Get up and jump (x8)
Jam bob, jim bob, slim bob boogie
To the tune of slima billy
Lookin like youre mighty silly
Say what, you got a pumpkin in your pants?
Say what, you got a pumpkin in your pants?

song performed by by Red Hot Chili PeppersReport problemRelated quotes
Submitted by Lucian Velea
Vote! | Copy!

Share

Halloween In April{for The Kids Of The Hall}

in a window, sat a pumpkin of light
to thrill the kids with fear and fright
to gaurd the candy, of halloweens eve
and prove that halloween, is no make believe
his grin was toothy, off and large
and you could see him from way, out in the yard
kids would walk by
but they wouldnt stop
there were safer places, to candy shop

but no matter where you were
in this new neighborhood
you could see that pumpkin
really good
framed by darkness of the shrill october night
his white hot candle, was the only night
but one brave kid, walking by
got too close
and could see the pumpkins eyes
and to this day
that one kid does swear
that pumpkin screamed
its halloween all year! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

there you go kids of the hall.be chill and eat burger king for lunch for me, less you live on amelia island, where our burger king is torn down, then eat mcdonalds.

poem by Chris BowenReport problemRelated quotes
Submitted by Poetry Lover
Vote! | Copy!

Share

First Encounter - United Buddy Bears

United Buddy Bears
men, stand up for
world peace

United Buddy Bears
getting bears to
teach the men

United Buddy Bears
one by one they line up
for peace

The United Buddy Bears were paraded around the Pavilion Kuala Lumpur early 2012.

poem by John Tiong ChunghooReport problemRelated quotes
Submitted by Poetry Lover
Vote! | Copy!

Share

Roses Are Free

Take a piece of tinsel and put it on the tree
Cut a slab of melon and pretend that you still love me
Carve out a pumpkin and rely on your destiny
Get in your car and cruise the land of the brave and the free
But dont forget to understand exactly what you put on the tree
Dont believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free
Tke a wrinkled raisin, and do with it what you will
Push it into third if you know youre gonna climb a hill
Eat plenty of lasagna til you know that youve had your fill
Resist all the urges that make you wanna go out and kill
But dont forget to understand exactly what you put on the tree
Dont believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free
Throw that pumpkin at the tree
Unless you think that pumpkin holds your destiny
Cast it off into the sea, bake that pie and eat it with me
[repeat]

song performed by by WeenReport problemRelated quotes
Submitted by Lucian Velea
Vote! | Copy!

Share

Childhood Memories Two: Flight Of Bumble Bees

down the rabbit hole
of childhood memories
we tumble into lost world

chasing arriving bumble bees
hunting in prairie of Father’s
pumpkin plants stalking prey

bumble bees fly in proudly
wearing Westport rugby jerseys
in unseasonal yearly attire

buzzing in upon summer breezes
industriously gathering pollen nectar
pollinating all pumpkin flowers

flight from flower to flower flit
will ensure a harvest of pumpkin
baked in roasts in Mother’s oven

boiled served with other vegetables
coated with butter tongue delighting
made into warming winter soups

in stealth with nimble child speed
stalk I do these hardy bumble bees
catching them inside pumpkin flower

after they alight happily crawl inside
to gather proudly pumpkin pollen nectar
to bind in yellow balls about their legs

ah the delight to see fruits of harvest
labour colourfully bound display
as winged workers milk powdery

feasts with nimble fingers falls upon
them great white hunter quickly ties
off closed cup flower with pumpkin

tendril vine stands back awaits buzz
protest as offended harvester discovers
trap of tied capture skillfully quickly

wrought and off to new flowers I flit
in race to capture new bumble bees
to proudly view my bound trophies

in flowery isolation cells of my own
childhood invention what wonder
living trophies sing a song of affront

as Houdini insect escape artists chew
cleverly through flower cells in record
crowd of one pleasing escapes admired

such sport and all fair sporting release
is so admirably individually earned
my Father probes mystery strange sealed

flowers appearing historically preceding
later crop circle mysteries puzzled tells
Mother no explainable cause I soon solve

poem by Terence George CraddockReport problemRelated quotes
Submitted by Poetry Lover
Vote! | Copy!

Share

Thank The Polar Bears

Thank the Polar bears for being with us tonight
Thank the Polar bears and make sure they are alright.
Thank the Polar bears who live way up there
Thank the Polar bears who also do share
Share the same planet as all of us down here
Thank the Polar bears for they are so dear.

Written by Christina Sunrise on September 20,2012
www.christinasunrise.com www.suzae.com

poem by Christina SunriseReport problemRelated quotes
Submitted by Poetry Lover
Vote! | Copy!

Share

Two watermelons cannot be held under one arm.

Turkish proverbsReport problemRelated quotes
Submitted by Lucian Velea
Vote! | Copy!

Share

Two watermelons can not be held under one arm.

Turkish proverbsReport problemRelated quotes
Submitted by Lucian Velea
Vote! | Copy!

Share

One armpit cannot hold two watermelons.

Turkish proverbsReport problemRelated quotes
Submitted by Lucian Velea
Vote! | Copy!

Share

Two watermelons can't be grabbed in one hand.

Afghan proverbsReport problemRelated quotes
Submitted by Lucian Velea
Vote! | Copy!

Share
Delta Burke

One time we did have 300 acres in watermelons. That was fun.

quote by Delta BurkeReport problemRelated quotes
Submitted by Lucian Velea
Vote! | Copy!

Share

You cannot carry two watermelons in one hand.

Arabian proverbsReport problemRelated quotes
Submitted by Lucian Velea
Vote! | Copy!

Share

One hand can't hold two watermelons.

Arabian proverbsReport problemRelated quotes
Submitted by Lucian Velea
Vote! | Copy!

Share

Two watermelons cannot be carried in one hand.

Arabian proverbsReport problemRelated quotes
Submitted by Lucian Velea
Vote! | Copy!

Share

Two watermelons can't be held in one hand.

Afghan proverbsReport problemRelated quotes
Submitted by Lucian Velea
Vote! | Copy!

Share