Uma
Underneath the glamour and glitz there lurks something not so very pretty
Much more than I should have let you know has already been revealed
A warning I must now issue that if anything should befall me....
2008 Ramona Thompson
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Ivan
Part of the psychic poem project. If this touches you, please let me know.
Thanks
I've got a secret buried somewhere deep inside of your haunted home that was once upon a time my own
Violence and danger seek to bury it just like they buried me 35 years before
A warning to you tonight I give to beware those who seem just a bit too curious about you and your new home
No one are what they seem
Beware dark intentions from friendly sources!
2008 Ramona Thompson
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Narc
Nothing I won't do for a little extra spending money
All my home boyz and girlz I will turn my back on in an instant if you grease my palm up just right
Royalty?
Can't spell it
Don't know the meaning of it and I don't care
Just give me that money, sweet money and anything you wanna know is yours for the asking
2008 Ramona Thompson
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Lasciate ogni speranza voi ch' Entrate
Lasciate ogni speranza voi ch' entrate
Abandon hope, all ye who enter here
For with 1000 men before you has she laid
Now unlucky number 1001
You shall be the victim of her most carnal lust
Out of control
Your fate taken out of your hands
Caught
Trapped in a whirlwind
Here comes that S.T.D. troublemaker now
Sexy sex addict
Ruby red lips pouting and whispering
So seductive
So fatal
Too bad you did't listen
Because 6 months from now the truth is gonna hit and hit hard
One simple test
Three all too harsh words
A death sentence
Lasciate ogni speranza voi ch' Entrate
A warning lover that you should never have ignored
2008 Ramona Thompson
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P.i.G.s V 2
Police Hell bent on breaking you in half for your false accuusations of police brutality
Insanly enraged over your overwelming show of disrespect
Gotta change your minds and change them quick
So many of you, so many lies just floating around out there
How in the world do we start to change this undeserved bad cop sterotype?
I wish I knew
2008 Ramona Thompson
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Sex Games
Hey baby baby
Tell me
If the price is right would you like to come on down?
Would you like to spin my wheel of fortune?
Press your luck and maybe girl I'll let you feel my lingo
Holler bingo
When you find my sweet place
No doubt about it
To you I'll never say goodbye
Cos you ain't the weakest link
You're the hottest
So what do you say?
Hey baby baby
Gotta tell me now
Deal or no deal?
2008 Ramona Thompson
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Oral Sex
One look in your eyes and tonight I am sickened
Rolling and shivering I can feel my skin crawling in bitter repulsion
All day I have been dreading the question that I knew tonight you would be asking
Lust burns in your gaze devouring me as if I were nothing more to you than a piece of meat
Surely you would't force me into an act of submission that you know I don't want
Eww! Now I can hear you unzipping and pulling it out
XXX rape is what I guess will my punishment for still loving you even after all these years of torment
2008 Ramona Thompson
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A Swift Abortion
Crying teardrops endless
On my guitar
Romeo came along
Whispered sweet in my ear
We had a love story
So unlike any other
So wrapped up
Enchanted and spellbound
When Romeo ask his Juliet to be naughty
I smiled so shyly and said yes
Never believed
My Romeo could ask me
To lie so cruely
Now I sit here
Writing this warning song so bitterly
Never ever say yes
To hiding away a popstar lover's most damaging secret
Cos all it's good for is a broken heart
Squeaky clean
Not so very much
He's not
After that one wonderful weekend
Just before we fell apart
Just before my lovebug's bite
Turned deadly mean
Punished what could have been
For daring to threaten his rising star
So much important to him to be number 1
A plus on the scene
I did it
Same day that he ask
Forever I will live to regret it
Wish I could
But I can't
Bury the pain of it
So stabbing
Just like a knife
Through the music of my heart
Busted this time
Beyond all repair
2008 Ramona Thompson
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You Are So Pitful
A dark rewrite/parody of the classic song You Are So Beautiful
Written for my ex
You are so pitful to me
You are so pitful to me
Can't you see
You're nothing I ever hoped for
You're nothing I could ever want or need
You are so pitful to me
Such agony and despair you bring
Such agony and despair you bring
Like a hellish neverending dream that haunts me both day and night
Hell's gift to me
Mikey boy, you are so damn pitful to me
2008 Ramona Thompson
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Valdez-Erotic
Very very hush we must keep this affair tonight
All alone without my husband around to see, I'm gonna give in to temptation
Lose all control and give it all to you
Drop those pants and let's see how hot we can get it in this cold, cold room
Enter me slow inch by delicious inch
Zip it back up later and never ever tell about the love we made
Behind the back of my husband, your own dear brother
2008 Ramona Thompson
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Homo proponit, sed Deus disponit
Homo proponit, Sed Deus disponit
Man proposes, God disposes
Evil man seeks to spread
Sly and cunning smiles
Conman games they love to play
God frowns upon such foolish mortals
Reaching out with an iron hand of steel
To punish and to end
Those and that that would go againest him
Nothing material matters
Nothing but him in this world should one care for
Thunderbolts and lightening he sends
Disposing with goodness
The evil that mortal man proposes
Deep in this earth
Where eternally the battle between good and evil rages still
2008 Ramona Thompson
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She Won't Swallow It
Warning-Sexual content! May not be suitable for all readers!
Parody of the classic song from the film of the same name The Girl Can't Help It
She won't swallow it, the girl won't swallow it
She won't swallow it, the girl won't swallow it
She walks by, got mine standing at attention
Tight inside of my jeans
Still...
She won't swallow it, the girl won't swallow it
She winks her eye, flirts with me so outragous and naughty
Gets me so damn horny
Only to burn me like toast
Cos no matter how often I ask
She won't swallow it, the girl won't swallow it
She' s got me turned on the most
Yet even if I got down tonight on my knees
I think I know still what her answer would be
She won't swallow it, the girl won't swallow it
The girl won't swallow it
Won't get down on her knees
Not even once just to see if she would like it
Oh yeah
Sad but true
She won't swallow it, the girl won't swallow it
And even when I beg her pretty please
A horny boyfriend down on his knees
She won't swallow it, the girl won't swallow it
Still I'm hopin' and prayin' someday
Her answer will be
The girl will swallow it cos she's just as horny as me
She won't swallow it, the girl won't swallow it
She won't even pretend to mess around with it
In the dark or in the sun
She won't swallow it, the girl won't swallow it
If I give her some good old fashion lovin' way down there
Then should't she do the same for me?
The girl won't swallow it, the girl won't swallow it
Always makes me feel so damn bad just for askin'
Just like a dirty old grandpa instead of the young kinky 21 that I am
She won't swallow it, the girl won't swallow it
The girl won't swallow it
Won't get down on her knees
Not even once just to see if she would like it
Oh yeah
Sad but true
She won't swallow it, the girl won't swallow it
And even when I beg her pretty please
A horny boyfriend down on his knees
She won't swallow it, the girl won't swallow it
Still I'm hopin' and prayin' someday
Her answer will be
The girl will swallow it cos she's just as horny as me
She won't swallow it, the girl won't swallow it
She walks by, got my manhood locked up tight in a vise
As I pant and moan for that little something
That little something more that she just won't give
Still I'm hopin' and prayin' someday
Her answer will be
The girl will swallow it cos she's just as horny as me
She won't swallow it, the girl won't swallow it
2008 Ramona Thompson
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Kinky Valentine
Roses are red
Violets are blue
mmm yum yum
Lover tonight
Treat me just right
And I just might
Just might swallow your Valentine tonight
2010 Ramona Thompson
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A Halloween Lover's Tale
Haunted by him
A beast of a man with a rotting tongue to kiss and a touch as cold as the grave
Left with no choice each Halloween I must surrender to his most unnatural of carnal desires
Lower myself into a vat of flesh eating worms and die all over again
Over and over again
Wicked fate has decreed this be the wedding night we dead live through at least once every Halloween
Evil groom with an ax to grind into his lying bride whose secret lover she never met that night
No mercy and no rest for two wicked souls rotting together forever more in unholy matrimony
2008 Ramona Thompson
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Lesbian Woman V 2
Rewrite/parody of the classic Pretty Woman
Lesbian woman stalkin' down my street
Lesbian woman, get away
You're the not I want to meet
Lesbian woman, I don't want you
Believe me
That's the truth
No one who looks as good as me could ever want someone like you
Mercy
Lesbian woman, won't you get away from me
Lesbian woman, surely you can't help but see
Lesbian woman, I'll make it as plain to you as can be
No matter how hard you try
There will never be a you and me
Lesbian woman, no I don't wanna stop a while
Lesbian woman, no I don't wanna talk a while
Lesbian woman, guaranteed you'll never get an orgasm out of me
Lesbian woman, no, no, no
Lesbian woman, just go away
Lesbian woman, you'll just have to move on and forget about me
'Cause I don't want you
My bible says it ain't right
Come on and understand please that there is no maybe
I really don't wannabe your baby
No, no, no
Lesbian woman, you won't be tappin' mine tonight
Lesbian woman, just walk on by
Lesbian woman, I don't give a damn if you cry
Lesbian woman, just walk away
Ok
That's the way it must be, ok
Go on home, it's late
And don't you dare try again tomorrow night
But wait, what is this I feel
What's happening to me?
Is she turning me on?
Is that what's happening to me?
Yeah, I'm gonna let her give it to me
O-oh
O-oh God forgive me
O-oh
O-oh my
Lesbian woman
2008 Ramona Thompson
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Mama Would You
For Mother's Day
Mama would you
Hold your baby tight
Tell me a bedtime story
To make the bad dreams go away
Mama would you
Always and forever
Be mine
On mother's day
Mama would you
Play a game with me
Chutes and ladders or candyland
Don't matter to me
As long as we're together
Mama would you
Grant me this wish
Be all mine on mother's day
Mama would you
Maybe share a cookie or a glass of milk
Let me tell you all about
My day away at school
Mama would you
Smile and say you'll be mine
On mother's day
Mama would you
Let me have a cute little kitty
One to call all my own
Or a doggie so smart
He could do all my homework
Mama would you
Stay forever mine
On mother's day
2008 Ramona Thompson
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Imagine-A Breast Cancer Tribute Song
Rewrite of the John Lennon classic
Imagine there's no such hell
It's easy if you try
No sickness to befall us
Only an endless blue sky
Imagine all the women free of that terror today
Imagine there's no longer a threat to our boobies
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to cry or shake for
Every woman young and old alike
Would be able to forever keep
Her own fablous two
Imagine all the women living in peace
You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one
I hope some day you'll join us and our sisterhood will stand together as one
Imagine no body image hang-ups or obsessions
No need for dread or fear, a sisterhood of women
Imagine all the women living to see another bright day in this world
You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one
I hope some day you'll join us and our sisterhood will stand together as one
2009 Ramona Thompson
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Lesbian Woman-V 1
A rewrite/parody of the classic Pretty Woman
Lesbian woman prowling down your street
Lesbian woman, guaranteed I'm the kind of woman you're like to eat
Lesbian woman, you can believe me
It's the truth
No one could do you as good as me
Mercy
Lesbian woman, won't you come over and please me
Lesbian woman, surely you can't help but see
Lesbian woman, I know you must be as horny as me
So tell me baby
Are you hot and bothered tonight?
Just like me
Lesbian woman, lick me a while
Lesbian woman, rub me down a while
Lesbian woman, give the best of your breasts to me
Lesbian woman, oh oh oh
Lesbian woman, do me that way
Lesbian woman, say you'll spend the night with me
Cause I wanna sex you
I'll love you down right
Just say you'll come with me baby
Be mine tonight
Lesbian woman, don't walk on by
Lesbian woman, don't try to lie or deny
Lesbian woman, don't walk away
Ok
If that's the way you wanna be, ok
I guess I'll find another to take home, give them a red hot date
As for you
Baby you'll have another chance tomorrow night
But wait, what do I see?
Is she walking back to me?
Yeah, my baby is walking back to come onto to me
O-oh
Lesbian woman
2008 Ramona Thompson
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Queers In Heaven
Dark rewrite/parody of Eric Clapton's Tears In Heaven
Inspired by a very hateful preacher
Not meant to offend only meant to make you think
Would you want your name written besides theirs in Heaven?
Would it ever be the same for you and what you believe if you saw them in Heaven?
We must be strong and preach on
'Cause we know they don't belong up there in Heaven
Would you want to hold their hands if you saw them in Heaven?
Would you be ashamed if you saw them kissing in Heaven?
Brothers and sisters I swear
We'll find a way to get them all out
Both lesbian and gay
'Cause we know they don't belong up there in Heaven
Together we can bring them down down, together we can cut them off at the knees
Together we can make a new start, have them begging please, begging please
Beyond the door there'll be peace we can all be sure
If only there are no queers in Heaven
Would you want your name written besides theirs in Heaven?
Would it ever be the same for you and what you believe if you saw them in Heaven?
We must be strong and preach on
'Cause we know they don't belong up there in Heaven
'Cause we know they don't belong up there in Heaven
2008 Ramona Thompson
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Why Should I Believe In Christmas?
Why should I believe in Christmas?
When in all my 30 years upon this God forsaken earth
I've never had even one
One present
One brightly shining tree
Nothing
Nothing at all
Why should I believe in Christmas?
When I'm not even sure there's a God
Much less a Santa Claus
Maybe that story of a baby's virgin birth was just fiction
Plain and simple
Nothing more then an old wive's tale
Spun to keep us all happy and in place
For at least one day out of the year otherwise so very depressing
Why should I believe in Christmas?
When this bottle is my only friend
This needle my only high
I have no lover
No child to hold in my aching empty arms
No reason to feel any kind of joy at all
I'm just dead and cold inside 24/7
Why should I believe in Christmas?
When no one seems to believe in me
When the gleeful, jolly faces we all wear
Are really more then mere masks
Masks made to hide our true evil demons and cruel holiday wishes
Merry Christmas and happy holidays, yeah sure
There's no such thing
Never has been
Never will be
At least as far as this poet is concerned
2008 Ramona Thompson
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Baby, Not One More Dime
A parody of Britney Spear's Baby, One More Time
Oh baby, baby
How was I supposed to know
That our marriage would come to a end like this
God, what a mess
Oh baby, baby
You should know
I saw you with that ho
And now you're out of sight, yeah
I'm gonna show you how it's gonna be
Telling the judge, baby
Cos he needs to know now
Oh because
Chorus
Your greediness is killing me
I must confess
I can't believe that you want that much cash
For that
I should kick your lazy ass
Won't be your wife much longer
Oh baby, don't think
I'm gonna be paying your bills anymore
From now on
You can stand by the roadside with a sign
Cos ohh baby, baby
Oh no
No, no, no
You're not getting
Baby, not one more dime
Oh baby, baby
The reason I'm almost broke is you
Boy, you had me blinded
Oh pretty baby
There was nothing that you would't ask for
It's not gonna work out the way that you planned it
I'm gonna show you how it's gonna be
Telling the judge baby
Cos he needs to know, now
Oh because
Repeat chorus
Oh baby, baby
How was I supposed to know?
Oh pretty baby
I want you to know
I saw you with that ho
I must confess that your greediness is killing me
Don't you know?
I can't believe that you want that much cash
For that
All I'm gonna give you is this
A sign so you can stand out on the side of the road
Telling everybody worldwide
That from me Kevin Federline
You won't be getting
No
No, oh no, no, no
You won't be getting
Baby, not one more dime
2007 Ramona Thompson
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