She Looked Like A Film Star
'You look like a film star', I told her
She took the compliment well
But I did not go into detail
For some things, you never must tell
Eyes not unlike Bette Davis
Huge mouth like Jerrie Hall
A nose resembling Streisand's
And she really wasn't that tall
Her tits were like Paris Hilton's
Her neck was scraggy as hell
An arse like Jennifer Lopez
And what was that God-awful smell!
poem by Scarborough Gypsy
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Dance: Ten Looks: Three
(marvin hamlisch/ed kleban)
It was then I decided to call the doctor
For my appointment to buy what?
Tits and ass, shall I buy a fancy pair?
Tightened up that derriere
Did the nose with it, all that goes with it
Tits and ass, you can knock and someones there
Shake the new maracas and youre fine
Tits and ass, can change your life
Would they change mine
Wouldnt cost a fortune, neither
Wouldnt hurt my sex life either
Its a gas, I have never seen a pair
Chorus girl or movie star or wife
Tits and ass, oh yeah, t and a
Tits and ass can change your life
song performed by by Diana Ross
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I'd be stupid not to take into consideration that there are certain things people will not consider me for because my name is Lopez. And I know I can do any kind of role. I don't want anybody to say, Oh, she can't pull this off. So those are barriers that you have to overcome.
quote by Jennifer Lopez
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If You Had My Love
[rodney jerkins]
Ay yo, you know what i feel like doing
I feel like doing another darkchild remix
'99, darkchild, jennifer
Come on and just dance a little
Let me see you dance a little
I like it when you dance a little
Baby work it out and just dance a little
[jennifer lopez]
Now if i give you me (whoo!)
This is how it's got to be (uh-huh)
First of all i won't take you cheating on me (say what?)
Tell me who can i trust if i can't trust in you
And i refuse to let you play me for a fool (uh-uh, uh-uh, uh)
You said that we could possibly spend eternity
(see that's what you told me, that's what you said)
But if you want me
You have to be fulfilling all my dreams
If you really want me baby
1 - if you had my love
And i gave you all my trust
Would you comfort me?
And if somehow you knew
That your love would be untrue
Would you lie to me?
And call me baby
You said you want my love
And you've got to have it all
But first there are some things you need to know
If you wanna live with all i have to give
I need to feel true love or it's got to end, yeah
I don't want you tryin' to get with me
And i end up unhappy
(i don't need the hurt and i don't need the pain)
So before i do, give myself to you
I have to know the truth
If i spend my life with you
Repeat 1 (2x)
[rodney jerkins]
Come on and just dance a little
Let me see you dance a little
I like it when you dance a little
Baby work it out and just dance a little
Come on and just dance a little
Let me see you dance a little
I like it when you dance a little
Darkchild, jennifer lopez, come on
[jennifer lopez]
Repeat 1 until fade
song performed by by Jennifer Lopez
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I judge people on how they smell, not how they look.
quote by Jennifer Lopez
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From the moment I was six I felt sexy. And let me tell you it was hell, sheer hell, waiting to do something about it.
quote by Bette Davis
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From the age of six, I have known that I was sexy. And let me tell you it has been hell, sheer hell, waiting to do something about it.
quote by Bette Davis
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I was thought to be 'stuck up.' I wasn't. I was just sure of myself. This is and always has been an unforgivable quality to the unsure.
quote by Bette Davis
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I sent my flowers across the hall to Mrs Nixon but her husband remembered what a Democrat I am and sent them back.
quote by Bette Davis
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I'd imagine my wedding as a fairy tale... huge, beautiful and white.
quote by Paris Hilton
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He Said
He said he loved me,
He said I was the one,
In the end he’s the one that shattered my heart,
He said he never loved another girl like he loved me,
He said I was the one girl he ever wanted in life,
In the end he’s the one that made me think twice what other guys say,
He said he would never cheat on me,
He said things I should believe,
In the end I didn’t believe the words that came out of his mouth,
He said he would never leave me,
He said he would be there for me,
In the end he was the one that cheated on me with my best friend,
He said things that wasn’t true,
He made a fool out of me,
He is the one to be blamed,
She is the one that made him think I was the one cheating on him,
She told him lies,
Fill his head with things that he never told me,
I knew things wasn’t right,
I knew he was cheating on me,
I made myself believe that he wouldn’t cheat on me,
I was wrong,
Wrong to believe in him or my so called friend,
He may had said a lot of things but in the end he lost me.
poem by Jennifer Rondeau
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In this business, until you're known as a monster you're not a star.
quote by Bette Davis
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Lila & Eve
Jennifer Lopez, Aml Ameen, Viola Davis, Shea Whigham, Andre Royo, Chris Chalk, Michole Briana White, Rey Hernandez
by Pat Gilfillan from Lila & Eve (2015)
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Some people change when they think they're a star or something.
quote by Paris Hilton
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Ain't It Funny (feat. Caddillac Tah & Jennifer Lopez)
[Ja Rule]
Murda Inc
Haha it must be the ass
That got me like that
If it get any fatter
Man the rule gonna hafta get at her
And our situation won't matter
I come to make you smile
In the freakiest manners
J to the L-O
Hello, no I'm not Ley Harvery Oswald
I'm the rule in the shot call
Off the wall
Like MJ in his early days
It's the Inc. and Lopez now
[Jennifer Lopez]
Ain't it funny
It's been awhile since you came around
Now ya wanna see what's goin' down
Tryin' to tell me how ya want my time
Tryin' to tell me how I'm on your mind (on your mind)
See it never had to be this way
You should of never played the games you played
Now I'm seein' that you're kinda lame
Knowin how the situation changed
[Jennifer Lopez]
Ain't it funny
Baby that you want me, when you had me
Love is crazy, now I can smile and say
Ain't it funny
Baby that you want me, when you had me
Love is crazy, I'm glad I can smile and say
Ain't it funny
[Jennifer Lopez]
I remember how you walked away
Even when I tried to call your name
See at first I didn't understand
Now you're lookin' like a lonely man (lonely man)
I remember how you did me wrong
And now you're hurtin' cuz my love is gone
Everybody gets a chance to burn
You can take it as a lesson learned
[Jennifer Lopez]
Ain't it funny
Baby that you want me, when you had me
Love is crazy, now I can smile and say
Ain't it funny
Baby that you want me, when you had me
Love is crazy, I'm glad I can smile and say
Ain't it funny
[Caddillac Tah]
C-A double D, Hi
Double dose my-
song performed by by Ja Rule
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With Fever, the film was so made for the screen, and there's so much surround sound that was done for the film - enormous detail paid to that. I wasn't thinking video, because I didn't know how it was going to turn out.
quote by Alex Winter
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If anyone can figure out how to balance my celebrity and my dual careers in music and film, it's me. I don't feel frightened; I feel challenged.
quote by Jennifer Lopez
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You get what you give. What you put into things is what you get out of them.
quote by Jennifer Lopez
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Jennifer Lopez Tweeted
Jennifer Lopez
was doing the lovers
'Channel your inner designer & style
a @Teeology basic!
Its free w/your 1st purchase: '
promo sales ditch today
Jennifer Lopez
tweeted 'I wore my Love is
Blind Dance Again tee today! ! !
I love it! '
being a fly
under scope radar egg disguise
I basic reply
'i wore a smile it's a better fit'
poem by Terence George Craddock
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I'm the kind of person who, if I see a shooting star, I wouldn't stay there and watch it. I'd run to my friends and tell them because I would want everyone to see it too.
quote by Paris Hilton
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But from the time I was very little, it was something I would do all the time, just sing, dance and act. So it wasn't something that was fake or contrived as I got older.
quote by Jennifer Lopez
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