Ain't It Funny (feat. Caddillac Tah & Jennifer Lopez)
[Ja Rule]
Murda Inc
Haha it must be the ass
That got me like that
If it get any fatter
Man the rule gonna hafta get at her
And our situation won't matter
I come to make you smile
In the freakiest manners
J to the L-O
Hello, no I'm not Ley Harvery Oswald
I'm the rule in the shot call
Off the wall
Like MJ in his early days
It's the Inc. and Lopez now
[Jennifer Lopez]
Ain't it funny
It's been awhile since you came around
Now ya wanna see what's goin' down
Tryin' to tell me how ya want my time
Tryin' to tell me how I'm on your mind (on your mind)
See it never had to be this way
You should of never played the games you played
Now I'm seein' that you're kinda lame
Knowin how the situation changed
[Jennifer Lopez]
Ain't it funny
Baby that you want me, when you had me
Love is crazy, now I can smile and say
Ain't it funny
Baby that you want me, when you had me
Love is crazy, I'm glad I can smile and say
Ain't it funny
[Jennifer Lopez]
I remember how you walked away
Even when I tried to call your name
See at first I didn't understand
Now you're lookin' like a lonely man (lonely man)
I remember how you did me wrong
And now you're hurtin' cuz my love is gone
Everybody gets a chance to burn
You can take it as a lesson learned
[Jennifer Lopez]
Ain't it funny
Baby that you want me, when you had me
Love is crazy, now I can smile and say
Ain't it funny
Baby that you want me, when you had me
Love is crazy, I'm glad I can smile and say
Ain't it funny
[Caddillac Tah]
C-A double D, Hi
Double dose my-
song performed by by Ja Rule
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Aint It Funny Remix Feat Ja Rule & Cadillac Tah
(ja rule)
Murder inc
It must be the ass that got me like damn
If it get any fatter man the rule gonna have to get at her
And our situation wont matter
I come to make ya smile in the freakiest manners
J to the l o hello
No Im not lee harvey oswald Im the rule with the shock call
Off the wall like m.j in his early days
Its the inc lopez now:
(j lo)
Aint that funny.....
Its been a while since ya came around
Now ya wanna see whats goin down
Tryin to tell me how you want my time
Tryin to tell me how Im on your mind (on your mind)
See it never had to be this way..
You should of never played the games you played
Now Im seeing that your kinda lame
Knowin how the situation changed
Chorus:
Aint that funny..aint it funny
Baby that you want me when you had me
Love is crazy
Now I can smile and say
Aint that funny
Aint it funny
Baby that you want me when you had me
Love is crazy
Im glad I can smile and say and that funny
I remember how you walked away
Even when I tried to call your name
See at first I didnt understand
Now your lookin like a lonely man (lonely man)
I remember how you did me wrong
Now your hurtin cuz my love is gone
Everybody gets a chance to burn
You can take it as a lesson learned
Chorus
(cadillac tah)
C.a double d high double dos my
Fly by red line testerosa and
Oh I never been a sucker for chok cha
Spit the izm hit em get rid of em and you know tah
Get it gully and aint that funny
How they want me see me workin with money
But caddy aint a dummy
What these grodes want from me
Cuz all I got is g j lo and murdah inc
(j lo)
I really wish you wouldnt send me gifts
Tryin to make me sit and reminiss
Tryin to blind me with your blingy bling
I thought I told ya love dont cost a thing (love dont cost a thing)
Hope you realize that now Im through
And I dont ever wanna hear from you
Ive had enough of bein there for you
Now Im laughin while you play the fool
Chorus
(j lo and ja rule)
Baby is that your girlfriend?
I got my boyfriend
Maybe we can be friends na na na na na na
Baby I got my boyfriend
Is that your girlfriend?
Maybe we can be friends na na na na na na
song performed by by Jennifer Lopez
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If You Had My Love
[rodney jerkins]
Ay yo, you know what i feel like doing
I feel like doing another darkchild remix
'99, darkchild, jennifer
Come on and just dance a little
Let me see you dance a little
I like it when you dance a little
Baby work it out and just dance a little
[jennifer lopez]
Now if i give you me (whoo!)
This is how it's got to be (uh-huh)
First of all i won't take you cheating on me (say what?)
Tell me who can i trust if i can't trust in you
And i refuse to let you play me for a fool (uh-uh, uh-uh, uh)
You said that we could possibly spend eternity
(see that's what you told me, that's what you said)
But if you want me
You have to be fulfilling all my dreams
If you really want me baby
1 - if you had my love
And i gave you all my trust
Would you comfort me?
And if somehow you knew
That your love would be untrue
Would you lie to me?
And call me baby
You said you want my love
And you've got to have it all
But first there are some things you need to know
If you wanna live with all i have to give
I need to feel true love or it's got to end, yeah
I don't want you tryin' to get with me
And i end up unhappy
(i don't need the hurt and i don't need the pain)
So before i do, give myself to you
I have to know the truth
If i spend my life with you
Repeat 1 (2x)
[rodney jerkins]
Come on and just dance a little
Let me see you dance a little
I like it when you dance a little
Baby work it out and just dance a little
Come on and just dance a little
Let me see you dance a little
I like it when you dance a little
Darkchild, jennifer lopez, come on
[jennifer lopez]
Repeat 1 until fade
song performed by by Jennifer Lopez
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Its funny how
Its funny how hello is always accompanied with good-bye
Its funny how remembering good memories can make you cry
Its funny how forever never seems to really last
Its funny how much you'd lose if you forgot your past
Its funny how friends can just leave you when you're down
Its funny how when you need someone there never around
Its funny how people can change and think there so much betta
Its funny how many lies can be packed into one love letta
Its funny how people can forgive even tho they cant forget
Its funny how one night can catain of so much regret
Its funny how crazy and ironic life turns out to be
but the funniest part of all is that none of that seems funny to me
poem by Heather Noble
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It's Funny How
It's funny how hello is always accompanied with goodbye
It's funny how remembering good memories can make you cry
It's funny how forever never seems to really last
It's funny how much you'd lose if youforgot youre past
It's funny how friends can just leave when you're down
It's funny how when you need someone the're never around
It's funny how people can change and think the're so much better
It's funny how many lies can be packed into one love letter
It's funny how people can forgive even tho they cant forget
It's funny how one night can catain of so much regret
It's funny how crazy and ironic life turns out to be but the funniest part of all is that non of that seeems funny to me.
I got this poem from a friend i dont know who writ it or where it came from.
poem by Amelia Gardiner
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Ive Got A Funny Feeling
Well my babys wearin a permanent smile
A satisfied look I aint seen for awhile
I aint had no rings, fulfilled any dreams
But somethins come over my baby it seems
Ive got a funny feeling somebodys stealin my honey
Lord I love that child, love to see her smile
But these circumstances aint funny
Where lies a danger, is he a stranger or a pal
Ive got a funny feeling somebodys stealing my gal
If I came home early, lord what would I find?
Maybe Id rather just walk around blind
I know baby loves me, lord I understand
I love how emotions can get out of hand
Ive got a funny feeling somebodys stealin my honey
Lord I love that child, love to see her smile
But these circumstances aint funny
Where lies a danger, is he a stranger or a pal
Ive got a funny feeling somebodys stealing my gal
Wherever he is, well Im callin his bluff
Im gonna start wearin that good smellin stuff
And Ill be the lover that I used to be
Whatever shes missin, shell get it from me
Ive got a funny feeling somebodys stealin my honey
Lord I love that child, love to see her smile
But these circumstances aint funny
Where lies a danger, is he a stranger or a pal
Ive got a funny feeling somebodys stealing my gal
Ive got a funny feeling somebodys stealin my gal
song performed by by George Strait
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Jennifer Lopez Tweeted
Jennifer Lopez
was doing the lovers
'Channel your inner designer & style
a @Teeology basic!
Its free w/your 1st purchase: '
promo sales ditch today
Jennifer Lopez
tweeted 'I wore my Love is
Blind Dance Again tee today! ! !
I love it! '
being a fly
under scope radar egg disguise
I basic reply
'i wore a smile it's a better fit'
poem by Terence George Craddock
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I'm Gonna Be Allright
Oh yes
[nas]
Uh, this for you girl
Yo, I took you from the projects, put the best clothes in ya closet
Like ginger from "casino" and now you a pro
We was like joe dimaggio and marilyn monroe
All ya jealous girlfriends hatin waitin
So I put the cars in yo hand
All I know is nas was yo man
It was so real, boats and sixes
Special japanese chefs makin home cooked dishes
Plenty trips, invisible sets
You know what you missin
[jennifer lopez]
Its funny coz for a while
I walked around with a smile
But... deep inside, I could hear
Voices telling me "this aint right"
Dont you know, its not for you
I always knew what I had to do
But its hard to get away
Cause I love you I just got to say
I used to say I didnt do it but I did it (yes I did)
Telling everybody that I wasnt with it (oh yeah)
Though it brings tears to my eyes I can feel it
And I know inside that Im gonna be alright (gonna be alright)
I said I didnt do it but I did it (yes I did)
Telling everybody that I wasnt with it (oh yeah)
Though it brings tears to my eyes I can feel it
And that voice inside says Im gonna be alright (gonna be alright)
[jennifer lopez]
Friends of mine say to me
Say you got control over me
Youre not alone, I played my part
Saw the way you were from the start
Cause I expect so much from you
You had a girl when I first met you
Did the best that you could do
Now I realize that I cant change you
I used to say I didnt do it but I did it (yes I did)
Telling everybody that I wasnt with it (oh yeah)
Though it brings tears to my eyes I can feel it
And I know inside that Im gonna be alright (gonna be alright)
I said I didnt do it but I did it (yes I did)
Telling everybody that I wasnt with it (oh yeah)
Though it brings tears to my eyes I can feel it
And that voice inside says Im gonna be alright (gonna be alright)
[jennifer lopez]
Said I wouldnt walk away
Some days I want to stay (days I want to stay)
But leaving you is what I need to do (need to do)
To be ok (I need to be ok)
I never thought it would be true (would be true)
Be leaving without you (leaving without you)
[nas]
Huh, this life is crazy
[jennifer lopez]
So now its time for me to make that move
[nas]
Huh check it
Yo nobody understands me, Im dealin with pressure
My peoples is locked in a jail cell with no bail stressin
Guess its the life of a kingpin
Rap stephen king, rock bling
Like neon lights, we gon be alright
But its like you feelin lesser
Claim Im actin like a retard
Writin me and my boys
We start fights, with will Im in charge
You scream Im in the streets all night
Or where was I at, ya found light brown hairs on my hat
Im slow caught
I used to say I didnt do it but I did it (yes I did)
Telling everybody that I wasnt with it (oh yeah)
Though it brings tears to my eyes I can feel it
And I know inside that Im gonna be alright (gonna be alright)
I said I didnt do it but I did it (yes I did)
Telling everybody that I wasnt with it (oh yeah)
Though it brings tears to my eyes I can feel it
And that voice inside says Im gonna be alright (gonna be alright)
song performed by by Jennifer Lopez
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Hes Funny That Way
Richard a. whiting / neil moret
Never had nothing
No one to care
Thats why I seem to have
More than my share
I ve got a man crazy for me
Hes funny that way
When I hurt his feelings
Once in a while
His only answer is one little smile
Ive got that man crazy for me
Hes funny that way
I can see no other way
And no better plan
End it all and let him go
To some better gal
But Im only human
A coward at best
Im more than certain
Hed follow me west
Though he loves to work
And slave for me everyday
Hed be so much better off
If I went away
But why should I leave him
Hed be unhappy without me I know
Ive got that man crazy for me
Hes funny that way
song performed by by Billie Holiday
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Hold You Down
JENNIFER LOPEZ LYRICS
"Hold You Down"
(feat. Fat Joe)
[Verse 1]
[Jennifer:]
Now you've been holding me down
For such a long time now
From back then
To now in my story
Straight from the hood
You've always been there for me
And ya had my back
(When they) Back when everybody said
I wasn't anything
It was you who had me holdin' on
No matter what was goin' on
So no whatever ya need I got you
[Fat Joe:]
Reminiscing that 6 train from way back
Now its sky blue phantoms and stretch may backs
Sweepin' them floors in them Bronx apartments
Mira esta que on that red carpet
With Pun and Ja you was the first to call me
I never told you but you was there for me
Whatever you need, I'll be there for you
Crack - I got ya back for real (True story)
[Bridge]
[Jennifer:]
Now my loyalty, will always be
With you, if you just promise me
That you'll stay real just like you are
'Cause baby you don't have to change (no)
[Chorus]
[Jennifer:]
You don't know how much you mean to me
Whenever you down
You know that you can lean on me
No matter the situation
Boy, I'm gon' hold you down
[Fat Joe:]
You don't know how much you mean to me
Whenever you down
You know that you can lean on me
No matter the situation
Girl, I'm gon' hold you down
[Verse 2]
[Fat Joe:]
2005 Rakim and Jody Watley
Why'd she paint such a picture so perfect
Quite possibly
The real expression from BX
To South Beach
I'ma always hold you down, girl
You can count on me
[Jennifer:]
So remember this whenever I call
We go back too far
We've been through it all
Even though we haven't spoke
In so long
Ain't nothing has changed
Not a damn thing, baby
[Bridge]
[Jennifer:]
Now my loyalty, will always be
With you, if you just promise me
That you'll stay real just like you are
'Cause baby you don't have to change because
[Chorus]
[Jennifer:]
You don't know how much you mean to me
Whenever you down
You know that you can lean on me
No matter the situation
Boy, I'm gon' hold you down
[Fat Joe:]
You don't know how much you mean to me
Whenever you down
You know that you can lean on me
No matter the situation
Girl, I'm gon' hold you down
[Verse 3]
[Fat Joe:]
Like green, it's the autumns
Things will stay
This industry, yeah, I fought
Made me this way
Get between me and J.Lo
I simply stay
You better off sweepin' leaves
On a windy day (no)
[Jennifer:]
So I don't care about the situation
I'ma ride for you if there's a complication
Every time you had my back and all
When we were young
Now you Joe, we crackin' off
[Bridge]
[Jennifer:]
Now my loyalty, will always be
With you, if you just promise me
That you'll stay real just like you are
'Cause baby you don't have to change because
[Chorus]
[Jennifer:]
You don't know how much you mean to me
Whenever you down
You know that you can lean on me
No matter the situation
Boy, I'm gon' hold you down
[Jennifer and Fat Joe:]
You don't know how much you mean to me
Whenever you down
You know that you can lean on me
No matter the situation
I'm gon' hold you down
song performed by by Jennifer Lopez
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It's funny
It's funny
how you're the one who is scared
its funny
how I am the only one who cared.
It's funny
how you are running around, evading me, trying and hoping that all this would be the best for me.
It's funny
how none of this is funny.
We've been friends for mad long, since when could you never tell when something is wrong.
'Bros before hoes' isn't that what they say.
No chick should get in the way.
since when does my words me nothing to you.
Don't you remember the shit we've been through.
It's my gender, that's what makes it different.
Because I am a girl, and you are a guy.
Cause I feel for you, I still don't know why.
This bull is all because of this.
I want you to look at me in the eye,
talk true to me to my face
look at me when I cry.
this is your punishment
you have to look at me at a lower place.
what you did was weak. Lying to me, not even to my face.
don't get mad because I am mad.
cause you are you and I am me, yet who is this that I see.
The guy I am looking at is a joke.
Because it isn't cute when you look at me and you make me believe
that I could trust you and you could trust me,
yet it is obvious now that that can not be.
It's funny
how you're the one who is scared
its funny
how I am the only one who cared.
It's funny
how you are running around, evading me, trying and hoping that all this would be the best for me.
It's funny
how none of this is funny.
poem by Jennifer Gordon
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Song For Judy
you have a funny way of showing it
you have a funny way about
taking all my love and breakin'
don't you know the world is aching, somewhere
you have a funny way about
it's in the sadness in your smile
please try to understand
you'll make an honest man of me yet
i'll take that second chance
as if love was romance
please try to understand
you have a funny way of giving up
it's just the little things that you do
taking all my strength and shakin'
out the doors that i've been savin', someday
please try to understand
you'll make an honest man of me yet
i'll take that second chance
as if love was romance
you have a funny way
you have a funny way
please try to understand
you have a funny way with love
song performed by by Zwan
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Funny... But Not
it's funny how hello is always accompanied with goodbye
it's funny how good memories can start to make you cry
it's funny how forever never seems to last
it's funny how much you'd lose if you forgot about your past
it's funny how “friends” can just leave when you are down
it's funny how when you need someone they never are around
it's funny how people change and think they're so much better
it's funny how many lies are packed into one “love letter”
it's funny how one night can contain so much regret
it's funny how you can forgive but not forget
it's funny how ironic life turns out to be
but the funniest part of all, is none of thats funny to me
poem by Arianna Loshnowsky
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Funny....But Not For Me! ! ! !
t's funny how hello is always accompanied with goodbye
it's funny how good memories can start to make you cry
it's funny how forever never seems to last
it's funny how much you'd lose if you forgot about your past
it's funny how “friends” can just leave when you are down
it's funny how when you need someone they never are around
it's funny how people change and think they're so much better
it's funny how many lies are packed into one “love letter”
it's funny how one word can contain so much regret
it's funny how you can forgive but not forget
it's funny how ironic life turns out to be
but the funniest part of all, is none of thats funny to me
poem by Gaurav Sharma
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Isn't It Funny?
t's funny how hello is always accompanied with goodbye
It's funny how good memories can start to make you cry
It's funny how forever never seems to really last
It's funny how much you'd loose if you forgot about your past
It's funny how friends can just leave you when you're down
It's funny how when you need someone they're never around
It's funny how people can change and think they're so much better
It's funny how many lies can be packed in one ''love letter''
It's funny how people can forgive even though they can't forget
It's funny how one night can contain so much regret
It's funny how ironic life turns out to be,
But the funniest part,
Is that none of it is funny...
To me.
poem by Gina Durst
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Funny How Love Is
Funny how love is everywhere just look and see
Funny how love is anywhere you're bound to be
Funny how love is every song in every key
Funny how love is coming home in time for tea
Funny funny funny oh
Funny how love is the end of the lies
When the truth begins tomorrow comes
Tomorrow brings tomorrow brings love
In the shape of things
That's what love is that's what love is
Funny how love can break your heart so suddenly
Funny how love came tumbling down with Adam and Eve
Funny how love is running wild feeling free
Funny how love is coming home in time for tea
Funny funny funny oh
From the earth below to the heavens above
That's how far and funny is love
At any time anywhere
If you gotta make love do it everywhere
That's what love is that's what love is
Funny how love is everywhere just look and see
Funny how love is anywhere you're bound to be
Funny how love is every song in every key
Funny how love is when you gotta hurry
Because you're late for tea
Funny funny funny oh
Tommorrow comes tomorrow brings
Tomorrow brings love in the shape of things
At any time anywhere
If you gotta make love do it everywhere
That's what love is that's what love is
song performed by by Queen from Queen II
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It's Funny
It's funny how the ones who show you the most love,
Are often the ones who say it the least
It's funny how the ones who tell you they love you the most,
Are often the ones that hurt you the most
It's funny how the ones who beg for forgiveness,
Are often the ones who least deserve it
It's funny how the ones who mess everything up,
Are often the ones who make you feel guilty
It's funny how the ones who are the happiest,
Are often the ones who've known the most heartache
It's funny how those hearts can always mend themselves,
If you give them enough time and space
It's funny how this life just keeps going,
No matter how hard you may beg it to slow down.
poem by Rachel L. Z.
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Funny?
It's funny how hello is always accompanied with goodbye
It's funny how good memories can start to make you cry
It's funny how forever never seems to really last
It's funny how much you'd loose if you forgot about your past
It's funny how friends can just leave you when you're down
It's funny how when you need someone they're never around
It's funny how people can change and think they're so much better
It's funny how many lies can be packed in one ''love letter''
It's funny how people can forgive even though they can't forget
It's funny how one night can contain so much regret
It's funny how ironic life turns out to be,
But the funniest part,
Is that none of it is funny...
To me.
poem by Patrick 'the pyropoet' littrell
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Funny, But Then Not...
Its funny how hello is alway accompanied with goodbye,
Its funny how good memories can start to make you cry.
Its funny how forever never really seems to last,
Its funny how much you'd lose if you forgot about your past.
Its funny how 'friends' can just leave you when your down,
Its funny how when you need someone their never around.
Its funny how people change and think they're so much better,
Its funny how many lies can be packed into one 'love letter'.
Its funny how people forgive even though they cant forget,
Its funny how one night can contain so much regret.
Its funny how ironic life turns out to be,
But the funniest part of all...
Is that none of thats funny to me
poem by Daniela X. Daraz
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I'm Funny
I am fuuny
thats who am i
I am funny
Make u laugh n cry
I am funny
Do funny things
I am funny
I like to play with strings
I am funny
And i don't care
I look funny in my underwear
It's funny that im funny
Thats what i like to be
So lets be funny together
Be funny like me
Funnny? .. Not So Much
it's funny how hello
is always accompanied by good bye
it's funny how good memories
can start to make you cry
it's funny how forever
never seems to last
it's funny how much you'd lose
if you forgot about your past
it's funny how good friends
can just leave you when your down
it's funny how when you need someone
they're nowhere to be found
it's funny how people change
to make themselfs seem better
it's funny how many lies
are packed into one love letter
it's funny how people can forgive
but they can never really forget
it's funny how one night
can be filled with so many regrets
it; s funny how ironic
lifes turns out to be
it's funny how none of these things
seem really funny to me
poem by Jessica Richards
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