Dance: Ten Looks: Three
(marvin hamlisch/ed kleban)
It was then I decided to call the doctor
For my appointment to buy what?
Tits and ass, shall I buy a fancy pair?
Tightened up that derriere
Did the nose with it, all that goes with it
Tits and ass, you can knock and someones there
Shake the new maracas and youre fine
Tits and ass, can change your life
Would they change mine
Wouldnt cost a fortune, neither
Wouldnt hurt my sex life either
Its a gas, I have never seen a pair
Chorus girl or movie star or wife
Tits and ass, oh yeah, t and a
Tits and ass can change your life
song performed by by Diana Ross
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They grew really quickly. One minute I didn't have any tits and the next I had the biggest tits in the world.
quote by Tracey Emin
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Hairy Tits
You're mine to feel and touch,
I love your hairy tits,
I love you very much
And worship you to bits!
And when you feel my crutch
I get the age-old itch,
I like you very much,
I love your hairy tits!
poem by John Thorkild Ellison
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Six oh nine
I ain't no thes-
I ain't no sis
and though I've got tits
no sis to thes- at all
I'm neither a thesis nor its ante-
I'm a syn- of theses all
sorry to sin against your wall
I ain't no cathe-
I ain't no -gory
It's your catheter
Cath- gather your story
And go away
I ain't no statis
I ain't no tistics
Though I've got tits
No sis to stat at all
Sorry to sin against your wall
I'm a lady dynamic
Gonna blow you up all
Sans merci
‘Cause I'm
Poetry
No spanky for my axis in jeans
there ain't no wall to write me on
Schitz!
Written in 2010.
©Miroslava Odalovic
poem by Miroslava Odalovic
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The Brown Woman Walking In The Street Of The Town Early Morning
i meet a brown woman
early this morning
walking down the
street of the
town
she wears a transparent
blouse
her tits are protruding
bra-lessly
her hips swaying like a tsunami
her lips are wet with
too much gloss of red in there
her shorts are too short
her bottom is calling
for you to lust on her
she is showing her navel
and her middle
is cracking
i guess she is simply
telling you
that she is ready for
any war
and her tits and
cracks
and nipples
and hips
are her
potent weapons
and you go home
wanting to explode
she may destroy
& defeat you
after all
with all your
hidden weaknesses
poem by Ric S. Bastasa
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Don't Get Any Better
Take a road where imperfections
Never where you feel that kept you 'round the middle
Makes you lose the beat
And then you're steppin out of time
Underneath my clothes there lies a river
It's my tits, my ass or never let it
Got me thinkin twice
A girls allowed to change her mind
What I got
Is what I need
And I know its good enough for me
What I got
Take it from me
Don't Get Any Better
This is it
This is me
I'm exactly where I wanna be
This is life
Take it from me
Don't Get Any Better
Under pressure, old debris and single
If you want to fit you better mingle
Don't be losin sleep
You know its gonna be alright
What I got
Is what I need
And I know its good enough for me
What I got
Take it from me
Don't Get Any Better
This is it
This is me
I'm exactly where I wanna be
This is life
Take it from me
Don't Get Any Better
song performed by by Geri Halliwell
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Antoinette
Antoinette would love to please,
Her tits hang down to touch her knees,
Her pubic hair is sparse and grey,
She fills men's hearts with deep dismay!
Her looks have gone, her breath is bad,
Her sex appeal is very sad,
But once she knew a better day
When she was young and life was gay,
She had a lot of lovers then,
No shortage of good-looking men,
Yet nothing's certain in this life
And I thank the Lord she's not my wife!
poem by John Thorkild Ellison
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I Wouldnt Change A Thing
(johnny bristol)
I wouldnt change a thing
If I had to live my life all over
I wouldnt change a thing
If I had to live my life all over
I lived a life thats full
Many times I had to pull my way to the top
Never knowing where Im gonna stop
I made my mistakes
But lord, what I learned
It led me straight to you babe
And thats my only concern
I wouldnt change a thing
If I had to live my life all over
Oh, Id do it all again
If I had to live my life all over
It saddens me to think
That somewhere along the way
Id change my course
And I wouldnt be here today
So Ill take my ups and downs
And bear it with a smile
Cause it brought me straight to you babe
And it makes it all worthwhile
I wouldnt change a thing
If I had to live my life all over
Id do it all again
If I had to live my life all over
Here I am
Here Ill stay
Here I am
Here Ill stay...
song performed by by Diana Ross
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I have big tits and in Emmanuelle I gave lots of 11 year old boys there first orgasms.
quote by Krista Allen (4 July 2011)
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All Of Us
I left home with a friend of mine
Gone two years and I dont know why
Now Im happy all the time
I cant think and Im feelin fine
I got feelings but they dont show
Dont ask me cause I dont know
No no no no no
All of u
Think youve heard this all before
Now yourre gonna hear some more
I know a place where dreams are crushed
Hopes are smashed but that aint much
All you stupids anyway
Were all gonna die some day
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
All of us
Me leave home with booji boy
Teeth fall out of china doll
Poo poo man got jiffy-snipped
Bad girl lauching - floppy tits
Listen listen me no lie
We like stuff what makes us cry
Why why why why!!!!?
All of us
song performed by by Devo
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Freeek!
Verse 1
You got yourself some action
Said you got yourself a body
You got yourself an ass with
Mind of it's own bring something to the party
You got yourself addicted
You shoot up, it saves you time
You got yourself a paycheck
Faces in the places where the sun don't shine
CHORUS 1
I'll be your sexual freeek (freeek)
Of the week
I'll be your inspirational brother (sister)
Yo mama can't you see
I'll be your sexual freeek
Of the week (Ohh touch it)
I'll be your educational lover
Your one fxxx fantasy
Can I come on in, my sweet baby
Can I move on in
Can I come on in, my sweet baby,
Can I move on in
Verse 2
You got yourself some action
Said you got your sexy Java
You got your speed connection
Free chat, fxxx that, get a little harder
You got yourself a big bed
You shoot off, take your time
In the house with a bitch and a mouse
And your daddy's plastic how fantastic yeah
CHORUS 2
I'll be your sexual freeek (Back up on this)
Of the week (Yeah . . . I think I need a re-booty)
I'll be your inspirational brother (Sister)
Yo mama can't you see
I'll be your sexual freeek (B,B,Back)
Of the week (B,B,Back back, sexy mama) (Sexual)
I'll be your educational lover
(Yeah) Your one fxxx fantasy
BRIDGE
Sexual freeek (Sister)
I think I need a re-booty
Sexual freeek (Sister)
I'll be your sexual freeek, of the week
I'll be your inspirational brother, Yo mama can't you see
I'll be your sexual freeek, of the week
I'll be your educational lover, your one fxxx fantasy
(Sister) (Baby) Sexual freeek, (Baby) Inspirational brother
You got yourself some action
Said you got yourself a body
You got yourself an ass with mind of its own brings something to the party
Come on kids, don't be scared
It's a tits and ass world you gotta be prepared
Come on kids, don't be scared
It's a tits and ass world you gotta be prepared
Come on kids, you know your mama and your daddy don't care
Don't be scared, it's a tits and ass world you gotta be prepared
song performed by by George Michael
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Wouldnt Change A Thing
Written: stock aitken waterman
X5: i-i-i I wouldnt change
1a:
Some people dont understand
What I see in you
If only they knew
They think my heads in the sand
Theyll never see
The best side of you
Is my heart ruling my mind
Maybe Im not right every time
But I know Im right about this love of mine
Chorus:
If I had to do it all again
I wouldnt change a single thing
Theres no questioning in my heart
When it comes to our love
I wouldnt change a thing
2:
Yeah, Ive had my doubts
My ups and downs
On the merry-go-round
They say my heads in the cloud
But Im keeping one
Foot on the ground
I know they say love is blind
But hes the best thing that happened to me
And Im not ashamed for the world to see
Chorus:
X4: i-i-i I wouldnt change
3:
Is my heart ruling my mind
Maybe Im not right on every thing
But I know Im right about this love of mine
Chorus:
(repeat & fade)
song performed by by Kylie Minogue
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She Looked Like A Film Star
'You look like a film star', I told her
She took the compliment well
But I did not go into detail
For some things, you never must tell
Eyes not unlike Bette Davis
Huge mouth like Jerrie Hall
A nose resembling Streisand's
And she really wasn't that tall
Her tits were like Paris Hilton's
Her neck was scraggy as hell
An arse like Jennifer Lopez
And what was that God-awful smell!
poem by Scarborough Gypsy
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Wouldnt Change A Thing About You
Philip bailey & frankie blue
If I were king and I ruled the world
I would make it safe for the boys and girls
Theres so much I would do
But I wouldnt change a thing about you
If the summer could last till spring
Or a fallen sparrow could sprout
New wings
Then Id change that too
But I wouldnt change a thing about you.
All the love that youve been giving
All the joy that weve been living
Through
I wouldnt change a thing about you
Bridge:
Too little love and too much hate
When times get tough
Looking for something cause
I just cant get enough
But when Im feeling down
Youre there to see me through
I wanna hold ya, touch ya
Give you love all the time
cause when Im with you, girl
I feel like the world is mine
Tell you baby, theres nothing
I wouldnt do for you
The sun comes out when I hear your name
I get butterfiles, do you feel the same?
Thats what love can do
No, I wouldnt change a thing about you
In this imperfect world were living
Perfect love like ours is rare, its true
No, I wouldnt change a thing about you
Bridge
If I were king and I ruled the world
I would make it safe for the boys and girls
Theres so much I would do
But I wouldnt change a thing about you
All the love that youve been giving
All the joy that weve been
Living through
I wouldnt change a thing about you
La la la la
La la la la
I wouldnt change a thing about you
song performed by by Earth Wind And Fire
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Have you heard the account of Lord Gritz
he was fond of all innocent tits
he had told his own spouse
that he'd open the blouse
of all women except of those Brits.
quote by by Herbert Nehrlich
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A life that blooms
From gloomy outlooks
Devised on despair!
One who adopts to top
Another's bliss from places unknown
Can only expose an ignorance driven.
Riding on rebuttals
And sustaining an ego slighted.
That delights one done with fits,
Exchanged by those who get no 'tats'
For their 'tits'!
Or attention not forthcoming
From one who cares less,
Who does their best to rate this...
Shallowness!
poem by Lawrence S. Pertillar
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Dont Change On Me
Girl, youre my sunshine,
Take away the raindrops,
You make it all worthwhile,
Make all the pain stop.
Just like a river,
Keep love flowin,
Dont let our world stop,
Gotta keep it goin.
Well, I love you just the way you are,
Honey, dont change on me,
Dont change on me,
Dont change on me, yeah.
Girl, youre my lucky star,
Honey, dont change on me,
Dont change on me,
I said, dont ya change on me.
I used to wonder
Where would I ever find
A-some kinda happiness and peace of mind.
I was lured by the darkness,
And then you came,
Bringin the sunshine,
Easin the pain.
I love ya just the way you are,
Honey, dont change on me,
Dont change on me,
I said, dont change on me.
Girl,
Girl, youre my lucky star,
Honey, dont change on me,
Dont change on me,
Lord, dont ya change on me.
If theres a heaven,
Then this is my prayer,
I wanna know,
I wanna know if we will meet there,
And there forever
[wont] get together
In the sunshine,
No more stormy weather.
Well, I love ya just the way you are,
Honey, dont change on me,
Dont you change on me,
Dont you change on me.
Girl,
Girl, youre my lucky star,
Baby, dont change on me,
Dont change on me,
Dont ya change.
I love ya
Just the way you are,
I love ya just the way you are,
Love ya just the way you are.
Girl, youre my lucky star,
Dont change on me,
Yeah, dont change on me.
[yeah, I dont know, a little bit out.] spoken at end
song performed by by Van Morrison
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Cant Change Me
I see the headlights on the highway
Im standing in the rain
Gonna hitch a ride to nowhere
Shake off mary jane
Ashes to ashes
Leave it in the dust
Dont worry about missin me
You do what you must whoa
(chorus)
Change no you cant change me
Into something I could never be
Sure nuff plain to see
That you cant, you cant change me
Are we losing our connection
Are you somewhere on the line
Yeah Im hearing your suggestion
But its too late, too late here tonight
So many reasons
Everybodys out of time
Ill take my chances baby
Ooh ooh and take whats mine
(chorus)
You know youre something to see
But you cant no you cant change me
Youre somewhere in tomorrow
Im stuck here in today
Got more trouble than a man can borrow
When youre livin it up livin in outer space
(chorus)
Change you cant change me
Yeah I bet youre something to see
But you cant no you cant change me
song performed by by Motley Crue
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Turn Back The Clock
Another day is ended
And I still cant sleep
Remembering my yesterdays
I begin to weep
If I could have it over
Live my life again
I wouldnt change a single day
(chorus)
I wish that I could turn back the clock
Bring the wheels of time to stop
Back to the days when life was so much better
Lying here in silence
Picture in my hand
Of a boy I still resemble
But I no longer understand
And as the tears run freely
How I realise they were the best years of my life
(chorus)
You might say its just
A case of giving up
No
But without these memories where is the love
Where is the love
If I could have it over
Live my life again
I wouldnt change a single day
(chorus)
Why cant I turn back the clock
Bring the wheels of time to a stop
Back to the days
Oh no no
I remember when
Life was so good
Id go back Id I could
Oh oh I wouldnt change a single day
Dont let the memories slip away
I wouldnt change a single day
Dont let the memories slip away
song performed by by Johnny Hates Jazz
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On Fire Tonight
[Cam'ron] Wake yo a** up
You know I'm looking for a ho
[Zeek] Word?
[Cam'ron] I found a ho
[Zeek] And?
[Cam'ron] And the ho ... ended up being a ho
[Zeek] Chu doing?
[Cam'ron] My man zeek always told me a hoes gon b a ho
Let a hoe fly
Let the birds f****n' fly
Let em fly right zeek?
[Zeek] They f*****g fly away...
[Verse:]
I need a girl who can sing like Celina
A** like Trina
Tits like Janet
Get beat like Tina
Have u seen her?
I mean
song performed by by Cam'ron from Come Home With Me
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Aint Got No/i Got Life
(1968) gerome ragni, james rado, gal mcdermot
Aint got no home, aint got no shoes
Aint got no money, aint got no class
Aint got no friends, aint got no schoolin
Aint got no wear, aint got no job
Aint got no man
Aint got no father, aint got no mother
Aint got no children, aint got no
Aint got no earth, aint got no water
Aint got no ticket, aint got no token
Aint got no love
I got my hair, I got my head
I got my brains, I got my ears
I got my eyes, I got my nose
I got my mouth, I got my smile
I got my tongue, I got my chin
I got my neck, I got my tits
I got my heart, I got my soul
I got my back, I got my sex
I got my arms, I got my hands
I got my fingers, got my legs
I got my feet, I got my toes
I got my liver, got my blood
Got life , I got my life
song performed by by Nina Simone
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