Why' We Should Dislike Oprah
Too open.
Too honest.
Too curteous.
Too giving.
Too approachable.
Too willing to listen.
Too empathetic.
Too concerned about others.
Too sacrificial.
And just too altruistic!
'Okay.
The surveys have all been collected!
It seems we have a concensus.
Are there any more reasons,
As to 'why' we should dislike Oprah? '
~Yes!
She had the nerve to announce today,
This is the last season of her TV show.
For almost twenty five years,
We knew where our wives and lovers were.
Now we'll have to find some great excuses,
As to how we spend 'our' time.
We have become outraged!
It was easy when Oprah was the addiction!
She's created some wonderful human beings.
Everyday our spouses were thoughtful.
And we secretly envied Stedman,
Gayle King and Oprah's precious dogs!
We can not compete with that.
We are demanding she stays on,
For another twenty five years! ~
And...
NEXT season is her last!
~Sure...
Go ahead.
Rub it in! ~
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