Despicable Me [The Girls Ask Vector about His Pajamas]
Jason Segel, Elsie Fisher
from Despicable Me (2010)
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Steve Carell, Elsie Fisher
from Despicable Me (2010)
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Despicable Me [It's So Fluffy]
Steve Carell, Elsie Fisher
from Despicable Me (2010)
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Steve Carell, Elsie Fisher
from Despicable Me (2010)
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I've been 6'4'' since I was 12. Goofy is somewhere in the lexicon.
quote by Jason Segel
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Sex Tape [TiVo Project Runway]
Jason Segel, Cameron Diaz
from Sex Tape (2014)
Submitted by Veronica Serbanoiu
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Sex Tape [How Do You Get It Back]
Cameron Diaz, Jason Segel
from Sex Tape (2014)
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The Five-Year Engagement [Violet Tries to Get Tom to Get Weird with Her in the Snow]
Emily Blunt, Jason Segel
from The Five-Year Engagement (2012)
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Sex Tape [You Guys Watch It]
Jason Segel, Cameron Diaz, Rob Corddry, Nancy Lenehan
from Sex Tape (2014)
Submitted by Veronica Serbanoiu
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Sex Tape [Awkward Car Ride]
Jason Segel, Giselle Eisenberg, Sebastian Hedges Thomas
from Sex Tape (2014)
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Sex Tape [Goodbye Sex]
Jason Segel, Cameron Diaz, Nat Faxon, Nancy Lenehan
from Sex Tape (2014)
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Sex Tape [Balcony 911]
Jason Segel, Cameron Diaz, Sebastian Hedges Thomas
from Sex Tape (2014)
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Despicable Me 2 [Gru Tells the Girls He's Got a New Job]
Steve Carell, Miranda Cosgrove, Elsie Kate Fisher, Dana Gaier
from Despicable Me 2 (2013)
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Despicable Me 2 [Gru Says Goodnight to the Girls]
Steve Carell, Miranda Cosgrove, Elsie Kate Fisher, Dana Gaier
from Despicable Me 2 (2013)
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This Is the End [They Rescue Actors]
James Franco, Jonah Hill, Seth Rogen, Jason Segel, Jay Baruchel
from This Is the End (2013)
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If you can find the line between sympathetic and creepy, you have reached a very funny area.
quote by Jason Segel
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I was making out with this woman, and my shirt was off, and she leaned over and, in a really cute, girly voice, went, 'Hey, fatty!'
quote by Jason Segel
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Despicable Me
Jason Segel, Steve Carell, Miranda Cosgrove, Will Arnett, Kristen Wiig
from Despicable Me (2010)
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I have a similar issue with people who hire me as I do with women. 'You have to have a particular taste to want to be around me. I have a slightly askew view.
quote by Jason Segel
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I sold my first script when I was 21 - this kids' adventure movie that never got made. I just bought that one back, actually. I'm pretty psyched about it.
quote by Jason Segel
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