Sex Tape [Awkward Car Ride]
Jason Segel, Giselle Eisenberg, Sebastian Hedges Thomas
from Sex Tape (2014)
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Sex Tape [Balcony 911]
Jason Segel, Cameron Diaz, Sebastian Hedges Thomas
from Sex Tape (2014)
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Bad Teacher
Cameron Diaz, Lucy Punch, Jason Segel, Justin Timberlake, Phyllis Smith
by Gene Stupnitsky, Lee Eisenberg from Bad Teacher (2011)
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The End of the Tour
Mamie Gummer, Jesse Eisenberg, Anna Chlumsky, Jason Segel, Joan Cusack, Ron Livingston, Mickey Sumner
by Donald Margulies from The End of the Tour (2015)
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I'm better looking in person.
quote by Jason Segel
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I've been 6'4'' since I was 12. Goofy is somewhere in the lexicon.
quote by Jason Segel
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Despicable Me [The Girls Ask Vector about His Pajamas]
Jason Segel, Elsie Fisher
from Despicable Me (2010)
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Sex Tape [TiVo Project Runway]
Jason Segel, Cameron Diaz
from Sex Tape (2014)
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Sex Tape [How Do You Get It Back]
Cameron Diaz, Jason Segel
from Sex Tape (2014)
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The Five-Year Engagement [Violet Tries to Get Tom to Get Weird with Her in the Snow]
Emily Blunt, Jason Segel
from The Five-Year Engagement (2012)
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Most of the time it's the parents who recognise me. They try to tell their kids, 'Look, it's Giselle,' and I say, 'No, no, no, don't ruin this for them,' because I'm usually standing there with my hair sideways and no make-up on. And the kid is saying, 'That is not Giselle. No way. That is some worn-out girl who really needs a bath.'
Sex Tape [Goodbye Sex]
Jason Segel, Cameron Diaz, Nat Faxon, Nancy Lenehan
from Sex Tape (2014)
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Sex Tape [You Guys Watch It]
Jason Segel, Cameron Diaz, Rob Corddry, Nancy Lenehan
from Sex Tape (2014)
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If you can find the line between sympathetic and creepy, you have reached a very funny area.
quote by Jason Segel
Submitted by Lucian Velea
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This Is the End [They Rescue Actors]
James Franco, Jonah Hill, Seth Rogen, Jason Segel, Jay Baruchel
from This Is the End (2013)
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I was making out with this woman, and my shirt was off, and she leaned over and, in a really cute, girly voice, went, 'Hey, fatty!'
quote by Jason Segel
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Despicable Me
Jason Segel, Steve Carell, Miranda Cosgrove, Will Arnett, Kristen Wiig
from Despicable Me (2010)
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I have a similar issue with people who hire me as I do with women. 'You have to have a particular taste to want to be around me. I have a slightly askew view.
quote by Jason Segel
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I sold my first script when I was 21 - this kids' adventure movie that never got made. I just bought that one back, actually. I'm pretty psyched about it.
quote by Jason Segel
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Holy Rollers
Jesse Eisenberg, Justin Bartha, Danny A. Abeckaser, Ari Graynor, Jason Fuchs
Gulliver's Travels
Jack Black, Jason Segel, Emily Blunt, Amanda Peet, Billy Connolly
by Joe Stillman from Gulliver's Travels (2010)
Submitted by Film Fan
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