I've been 6'4'' since I was 12. Goofy is somewhere in the lexicon.
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My Miss Beautiful
Beautiful is an underword to describe you,
Oh poor english, give me more words,
Dont envy me you lexicon,
I need words with virtue and weight,
Every lexicon I have opened,
Should I call her marvellous,
Well I am more than marvelling,
Should I call her beautiful,
She is not equal to others,
Since the lexicon cant give me more,
I will call her my miss beautiful
If beauty was a contest,
I bet she is winning,
Her smile, posture and eyes,
In others, I found it not
My miss beautiful,
Holding you in my arms,
Telling you, you are beautiful,
I denounce English,
She refused with words that suit you,
Stars are beautiful,
But you are not my star,
The rainbow is beautiful,
Yet you are not my rainbow,
You are far beyond that,
My miss beautiful
poem by Gaylord Munemo

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Its A Big Old Goofy World
Up in the morning
Work like a dog
Is better than sitting
Like a bump on a log
Mind all your manners
Be quiet as a mouse
Some day youll own a home
Thats as big as a house
I know a fella
He eats like a horse
Knocks his old balls
Round the old golf course
You oughta see his wife
Shes a cute little dish
She smokes like a chimney
And drinks like a fish
Theres a big old goofy man
Dancing with a big old goofy girl
Ooh baby
Its a big old goofy world
Now elvis had a woman
With a head like a rock
I wished I had a woman
That made my knees knock
Shed sing like an angel
And eat like a bird
And if I wrote a song
Shed know ever single word
Kiss a little baby
Give the world a smile
If you take an inch
Give em back a mile
Cause if you lie like a rug
And you dont give a damn
Youre never gonna be
As happy as a clam
So Im sitting in a hotel
Trying to write a song
My head is just as empty
As the day is long
Why its clear as a bell
I should have gone to school
Id be wise as an owl
Stead of stubborn as a mule.
song performed by by John Prine

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Thanks
Today, after going through your verses
It has become much easier to understand the path of life
Now I finally know, that it was a game for you
I cannot blame you, whatever your reasons may be
Finally, I have got the answers
The answers I had been waiting for so long
May be my destiny wanted me to read your actual thoughts
Now, yes I will actually love someone else
Since, after reading those dates when you wrote your thoughts
I know the answer of everything now.
I wish that I had read those thoughts of yours before
As unnecessarily I was torturing myself for so long
Now I know the truth as it is
Thank you My SAI BABA......You Actually Saved Me
This is the end of sorrow.
Goofy, is going to be born now
This sweet goofy will spread love, only love
She actually was never mine, now I know
From this moment on, I am single who is ready to finally mingle.
poem by Rohit Sapra

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I just was apologizing for maybe being a little goofy.

I always feel like a goofy little kid.
quote by Julia Stiles

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I'm pretty goofy, I'll do anything for a laugh.
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I'm just a geeky, goofy person.
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Zac Efron is like a brother who's just goofy and crazy. He plays a lot of practical jokes.
quote by Ashley Tisdale

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Look what venison does to a goofy guitar player from Detroit? I'm going to be 54 this year and if I had any more energy I'd scare you.
quote by Ted Nugent

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Politicians
Now patriotism
Is found in the lexicon
Politicians
Are deprived of it today
They want money and power
poem by Asif Andalib

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When I was in first grade, everyone made fun of my name, of course. I think it's kind of a big name to hold up when you're nine years old. It seemed goofy. I used to tell people I wanted to change the world and they used to think, 'This kid's really weird'.
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I wore goofy hats to school and did musical theater. Most people thought I was a dork. But if you have a sense of humor about it, no one can bring you down.
If you look at the British royal family and take away the scandals and the goofy stuff that's going on, people love to have this king to look up to - the royals are like celebrities.
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There have been times I almost got a persecution complex. I felt like people wouldn't let me grow up. They always saw me as a smiling kid or goofy teenager, no matter how much I'd changed.
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I also found child's play - stuff that was not considered serious, but goofy - was the stuff I liked to do, so I still do it as an adult.
quote by Matt Groening

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Adam Sandler is truly brilliant. He plays these goofy characters, but he is a brilliant fellow.
quote by Henry Winkler

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Happy Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass.
quote by Happy Gilmore

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Then my first film was something called Cannibal Girls, which sounds like a horror movie but was actually kind of a goofy comedy with horror elements. Like a horror spoof.
quote by Ivan Reitman

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Stone Age
perhaps it's time
to parachute
one word
in lexicon
of science?
charity.
quickest way
to burn up
midnight oil
and a word
science may
one day
find useful?
poem by Doug Bentley

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This Love Note Is For You
This love note is for you.
I like the way you love
My goofy sense of humor.
I love the way you spread
Love notes and roses
Throughout the house.
I enjoy it when
You hold my hand
And tell me you love me.
I can never get enough
Of you doing those things,
Because they come from
My one true love.
poem by Jeff Fleischer

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