I don't know about you, but I can never get enough David Letterman.
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Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving.
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There is no off position on the genius switch.
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For the love of God, folks, don't try this at home.
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I'm just trying to make a smudge on the collective unconscious.
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Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
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I had no idea this thing was televised. Boy, is my face red.
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The worst tempered people I have ever met were those who knew that they were wrong.
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I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host.
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Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.
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Next in importance to having a good aim is to recognize when to pull the trigger.
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New York... when civilization falls apart, remember, we were way ahead of you.
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It's so warm now, and Thanksgiving came so early - is it just me, or does it not really feel like Ramadan?
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Fine art and pizza delivery, what we do falls neatly in between!
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USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75% of the population.
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Wherever we've travelled in this great land of ours, we've found that people everywhere are about 90% water.
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It's official, Arnold said he will enter the race for governor. At least that's what everybody thinks he said.
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I know these jokes aren't great, ladies and gentlemen, see this is the problem you run into when you're between impeachments.
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Here's a little known fact - Arnold is the first body builder to run for governor since Janet Reno.
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In that sense, when a Bush or a Gore, or whomever, goes on David Letterman, that's the news, too.
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I refused David Letterman's proposal of marriage for obvious reasons, but thanks for asking.