In that sense, when a Bush or a Gore, or whomever, goes on David Letterman, that's the news, too.
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Experts say that Iraq may have nuclear weapons. That's bad news - they may have a nuclear bomb. Now the good news is that they have to drop it with a camel.
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Just look at who won the third debate between Bush and Gore. I knew Bush won, because people liked him more. People just didn't like Gore. But all the journalists thought Gore won big, he cleaned the guy's clock.
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The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know, some of these jokes just write themselves.
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We have defeated Saddam Hussein and Iraq. The good news is Iraq is ours, and the bad news is Iraq is ours.
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President Bush says he needs a month off to unwind. Unwind? When the hell does this guy wind?
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President Bush has been silent on Schwarzenegger. Of course, he can't pronounce Schwarzenegger.
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Bush Sr. was a jerk, Quayle an idiot, Clinton was atrocious and disgusting, most of those who persecuted him were hypocritical, Gore is shallow and weak, Bradley is an idealist, Bush Jr. a fool, and all of the independent candidates act like they're on drugs.
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President Bush has said that he does not need approval from the UN to wage war, and I'm thinking, well, hell, he didn't need the approval of the American voters to become president, either.
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The strongest influences in my life and my work are always whomever I love. Whomever I love and am with most of the time, or whomever I remember most vividly. I think that's true of everyone, don't you?
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Hey, you know what, I've gotta go on that 'Letterman' show. That show is so lame.
I don't know about you, but I can never get enough David Letterman.
quote by Barbara Walters
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Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving.
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For the love of God, folks, don't try this at home.
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There is no off position on the genius switch.
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Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
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I had no idea this thing was televised. Boy, is my face red.
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I'm just trying to make a smudge on the collective unconscious.
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Peace Proposal
Said General Clay to General Gore really must we fight this silly war
To kill and die in such a bore I quite agree said General Gore
Said General Gore to General Clay we could go to the beach today
And have some icecream on the way a grand idea said General Clay
Said General Clay to General Gore we'll build sand castles on the shore
Said General Gore we'll splash and play let's leave right now said General Clay
Said General Gore to General Clay but what if the sea's closed today
And what if the sand's been blown away the dreadful thought said General Clay
Said General Gore to General Clay I've always feared the ocean's spray
And we may drown it's true we may it chills my blood said General Clay
Said General Clay to General Gore my bathin' suit is slightly tore
We better go on with our war I quite agree said General Gore
The General Clay chanrged General Gore as bullets flew and cannons roared
And now at last there is no more of General Clay or General Gore
poem by Sheldon Allan Silverstein
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Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.
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Next in importance to having a good aim is to recognize when to pull the trigger.
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