It was during a cosmetic procedure that I first had painkillers.
quote by Jamie Lee Curtis
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No More Painkillers
There are no more painkillers
And no more handkerchiefs to cry in,
God doesn't exist any more
So you'd better find a hole to die in.
Don't kid yourself there's a happy ending,
The party's over and they'll soon be sending
The artists and poets to an early grave
'Cos they simply didn't know how to behave,
And all the other people are going to die
A bitter death, don't ask me why,
Because God is forgotten, He was just a liar
And he'll burn like you in Everlasting Fire,
It was all a hoax, and the end has come,
Silent and deadly and utterly numb,
You won't find peace even in the tomb
If you can get there 'cos there's no more room,
Smile and be happy, this is your doom,
Because there are no more painkillers
And no more handkerchiefs to cry in! !
poem by John Thorkild Ellison
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Procedure
Procedure, pad, rod, rode, deep, reed, deer, pod, core;
The bittern and the pools of water!
But sweep it with the love of your broom.
Procedure, cure, pure, due, peer, pore, ore, dupe, duo;
And like your forehead exposed to the public!
But try to do the right things always in life.
poem by Edward Kofi Louis
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I guess the painkillers wipe out your memory along with your ethics.
quote by Keith Olbermann
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A Familiar Situation
The procedure reeks,
With a familiar situation.
The needy are depicted,
As inflicting their own special 'needs'.
As if they could not wait to become impoverished,
By those who advertise their philanthropic ways.
To show a public concern with a donated tax free gift!
The procedure reeks,
With a familiar situation.
The needy are depicted,
As inflicting their own special 'needs'.
As if they could not wait to become impoverished,
By those who advertise their philanthropic ways.
To show a public concern with a donated tax free gift!
With another round of photo ops,
Promoting generousity and involvement...
With the assistance of highlighting 'instructored',
Self impowerment.
The procedure reeks,
With a familiar situation.
poem by Lawrence S. Pertillar
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I'm addicted to cosmetic surgery!
quote by Janice Dickinson
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I can't even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery.
quote by Paul Lynde
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There is no cosmetic for beauty like happiness.
quote by Maria Mitchell
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Everything is a rejection of you, not your product, or your script, or a cosmetic. It's you.
quote by Morgan Brittany
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Taking joy in living is a woman's best cosmetic.
quote by Rosalind Russell
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I'm very lucky in that I have a good cosmetic surgeon.
quote by Sharon Osbourne
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Controlling All
It is The Lord God who chooses, every doctor that He uses,
To treat the cancer deep in me, to heal my dreaded infirmity;
And with allowing each procedure, this for certain, I am sure,
Granting grace along the way, for every single hospital stay.
He directs my path with grace, dictating every doctor’s pace,
Never allowing what might be, controlling what is best for me,
When His providence did override, the procedure was denied,
Surely not the doc’s first choice, God trumps the doc’s voice.
Such has been the way of God, on this present journey I trod,
Along the journey with my wife, while in the autumn of our life,
A journey that wasn’t our choice, but, in God we could rejoice,
For God holds us in His hand, in times difficult to understand.
With another procedure behind, we in God had peace of mind,
With God’s peace in our heart, knowing Christ wouldn’t depart,
Who, is that light upon our path, through all and any aftermath,
We, not knowing what’s ahead, lean upon Jesus Christ instead.
With more ahead down the road, God will help lighten our load,
As we cast all burdens to Him, Christ gives us His peace within,
And with decisions yet to be made, at His feet they can be laid,
While we lean upon Jesus Christ, through all the trials in our life.
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A writer is not a confectioner, a cosmetic dealer, or an entertainer.
quote by Anton Chekhov
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Out of Date Procedure!
Creativity and inventiveness look rare virtues;
In the name of procedure they are crushed
And novelty and innovation seem seldom ever!
Many wish to be in job till retirement sans change;
That way they can comfortably settle and go on
Like oil mongering bull or horse running round pot!
Oil mongering bull functioning in circular motion,
Horse running in round poet no way to go out ever
Are like a frog living in well not seeing outside world!
Mainly due to such men progress and development
No institution or nation can dream about ever at all
Making men of creativity dull and insipid in society!
Changes and reforms on procedure only open gate
To a world of plenty and progress anywhere sure!
poem by Ramesh T A
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I worked at the cosmetic counter at a fine department store.
Working in the entertainment industry exposes me to every current cosmetic fad.
quote by Connie Sellecca
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I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent.
quote by Erma Bombeck
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Symphathy
Sympathy, is not
offering quick
and cosmetic help,
rather,
it is entering
and sharing
in others pain..
poem by Cyrus Diaz
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I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.
quote by Rita Rudner
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A writer is not a confectioner, a cosmetic dealer, or an entertainer. He is a man who has signed a contract with his conscious and his sense of duty.
quote by Anton Chekhov
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If you have a procedure with 10 parameters, you probably missed some.
quote by Alan Perlis
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