I'm Liberace without a piano.

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I wish I had the nerve not to tip.

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I have an ulcer. It has an IQ of 185.

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My following is straight. I'm so glad.

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I think basically an actor is a salesman.

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I laughed all the way through Love Story.

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I was obsessed with being rich and famous.

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If I'm not working, I don't know what to do.

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I don't understand why people don't remember my name.

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Mothers don't want to pinch me or put me in their purse.

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