A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one who hopes they are.
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Don't ever become a pessimist... a pessimist is correct oftener than an optimist, but an optimist has more fun, and neither can stop the march of events.
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The difference between an optimist and a pessimist? An optimist laughs to forget, but a pessimist forgets to laugh.
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The optimist thinks that this is the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist knows it.
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The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist fears it is true.
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An optimist thinks this is the best of all worlds. A pessimist fears the same may be true.
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A pessimist is correct oftener than an optimist, but an optimist has more fun - and neither can stop the march of events.
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I am an optimist, unrepentant and militant. After all, in order not to be a fool an optimist must know how sad a place the world can be. It is only the pessimist who finds this out anew every day.
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All are optimists and pessimists
Solely optimists or solely pessimists
Are absent. An optimist in winter
And a pessimist in autumn one turns.
Optimists are youths and pessimist, the old.
01.10.2010.
poem by Rm. Shanmugam Chettiar
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Do not protest!
As it’s the best!
After doing nothing
To have a good rest.
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A soul wants a picture,
An ass - an adventure.
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I am always polite,
And think I am right.
When I send him to hell
I always recall and ask
If he is well.
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There is something absolutely English
In the words like Polish, Spanish, Turkish…..
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Take it as a rule:
Break pregnancy
Before the intimacy.
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Alcohol kills slowly.
Don’t worry!
I am not in a hurry.
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Pessimist thinks all women are whores.
Optimist that statement adores.
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His bladder works like a good clock
But … without alarm it’s a shock.
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©Larisa Rzhepishevska
January the 18th,2011
poem by Larisa Rzhepishevska
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I am neither an optimist nor pessimist, but a possibilist.
quote by Max Lerner
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The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much if he is an optimist after it, he knows too little.
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The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much; if he is an optimist after it, he knows too little.
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I must be an optimist, because a pessimist is never disappointed.
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A pessimist and an optimist, so much the worse; so much the better.
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I am not an optimist, but i am not a pessimist, what I am is a realist.
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I'm a pessimist because of intelligence, but an optimist because of will.
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A pessimist is a man who has been compelled to live with an optimist.
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An optimist may see a light where there is none, but why must the pessimist always run to blow it out?
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I think I probably hoped for it a little bit, but I'm not an optimist. I'm a realist... or maybe even a pessimist.
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