To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.

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A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.

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A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.

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The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.

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Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.

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Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days.

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The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.

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A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!

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The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.

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Real elation is when you feel you could touch a star without standing on tiptoe.

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