I get my exercise acting as a pallbearer to my friends who exercise.

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The government of the United States is and always has been a lawyer's government.

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A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one who hopes they are.

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The enjoyment of life would be instantly gone if you removed the possibility of doing something.

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The first step towards getting somewhere is to decide that you are not going to stay where you are.

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It is a pity that instead of the Pilgrim Fathers landing on Plymouth Rock, Plymouth Rock had not landed on the Pilgrim Fathers.

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