And the only studies were - Rodney Dangerfield was my mentor and he was my Yale drama school for comedy.
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I graduated in 1930 and I went up to the Yale Drama School for two years.
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But to do it professionally is a quantum leap difference and my father had to be persuaded by these kind of Ivy League professors that I should go to the Yale Drama School, another one of the stories in there.
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You tell me one other person that graduated from Yale that is as inarticulate as Bush. Yale's a great school, and here's this idiot.
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With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other!
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My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.
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I think that comedy really tells you how it is. The other thing about comedy is that - you don't even know if you're failing in drama, but you do know when you're failing in comedy. When you go to a comedy and you don't hear anybody laughing, you know that you've failed.
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Men who do things without being told draw the most wages.
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I met the surgeon general - he offered me a cigarette.
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The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.
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My cousin is gay, he went to London only to find out that Big Ben was a clock.
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My mother never breast fed me, she told me she only liked me as a friend.
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My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.
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