I did stand-up. I loved George Carlin and Steve Martin.
quote by Steve Buscemi
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When I was a bit older I had all of the George Carlin records, all of the Steve Martin records, all of the Cheech and Chong records and all of the Richard Pryor records.
quote by Marc Maron
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Hobbies cost money but interests are free.
George Carlin in George Carlin: You Are All Diseased
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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that.
quote by Steve Martin
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Always do whatever's next.
quote by George Carlin
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I Loved A Man
(elton john/ george martin - lyrics based on the works of dylan thomas )
Producers for bonnie: george martin
Recorded in 1988 for george martin's production of dylan thomas's play 'under milk wood'. bonnie guested with a host of other welsh stars, including anthony hopkins and tom jones. lyrics taken from careful listening.
I loved a man who's name was tom
He's strong as a bear and two yards long
I loved a man who's name was dick
He was big as a barrel and three feet thick
And i loved a man who's name was harry
Six feet tall and sweet as a cherry
But the one i love best, awake or asleep
Was little willie wee, and he's six feet deep
Oh tom, dick and harry were three fine men
And i'll never have such loving again
Little willie wee who took me on his knee
Little willie weasel was the man for me
Now men from every parish 'round
Run after me and roll me on the ground
But whenever i love another man back
Johnny from the hill, or sailing jack
I always think as they do what they please
Of tom, dick and harry who are tall as trees
But most i think when i'm by their side
Of little willie wee who downed and died
Oh tom, dick and harry were three fine men
And i'll never have such loving again
Little willie wee who took me on his knee
Little willie weasel was the man for me
Little willie weasel was the man for me
(the following is a reprise featured later)
Now when farmers boys on the first fair day
Come down from the hills to drink and be gay
Before the sun sinks, i lie there in their arms
For they're good bad boys from the lonely farms
And i always think as we tumble into bed
Of little willie wee, who's dead, dead, dead
song performed by by Bonnie Tyler
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Think off-center.
quote by George Carlin
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Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.
quote by George Carlin
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What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?
quote by George Carlin
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When someone is impatient and says, ""I haven't got all day,"" I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day?
quote by George Carlin
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The status quo sucks.
quote by George Carlin
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One can never know for sure what a deserted area looks like.
quote by George Carlin
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Keep thy religion to thyself.
quote by George Carlin
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If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
quote by George Carlin
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
quote by George Carlin
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I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
quote by George Carlin
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Religion is just mind control.
quote by George Carlin
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Electricity is really just organized lightning.
quote by George Carlin
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If we could just find out who's in charge, we could kill him.
quote by George Carlin
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If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
quote by George Carlin
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Life... is a series of dogs.
quote by George Carlin
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