Well, excuuuuuse me!

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Submitted by Lucian Velea
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Be so good they can't ignore you!

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Love is a promise delivered already broken.

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Comedy may be big business but it isn't pretty.

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Submitted by Lucian Velea
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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

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Submitted by Veronica Serbanoiu
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Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.

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I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.

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I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.

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Submitted by Veronica Serbanoiu
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Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!

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