Even in moments of tranquility, Murray Walker sounds like a man whose trousers are on fire.
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There's nothing wrong with the car except that it's on fire.
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Sky Walker Walks Among Stars
the mystery of the sky walker
who walks among stars
yet illuminates earth wide spaces
sky walker warms hands in stars
sky walker delight blesses moon beams
each day blesses pristine earth moments
poem by Terence George Craddock

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Either the car is stationary, or it's on the move.
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And now, excuse me while I interrupt myself.
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You might not think that's cricket, and it's not, it's motor racing.
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You can cut the tension with a cricket stump.
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Anything happens in Grand Prix racing, and it usually does.
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The lead car is unique, except for the one behind it which is identical.
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This circuit is interesting because it has inclines and declines. Not just up, but down as well.
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Well, now we have exactly the same situation as at the beginning of the race, only exactly opposite.
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And that just shows you how important the car is in Formula One Racing.
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I can't believe what's happening visually, in front of my eyes.
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I should imagine that the conditions in the cockpit are totally unimaginable.
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I've no idea what Eddie Irvine's orders are, but he's following them superlatively well.
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Wot a Pair
I waz walking down Wyefront street
When me trousers ran away,
I waz feeling incomplete
But still me trousers would not stay,
When I found where they had gone
De pair addressed me rather blunt,
And they told me they were sick of being put on
Back to front.
I told dem I would treat dem good
And wear dem back to back,
I promised dem protection
From a friend who is a mac,
Me trousers did not believe a single word I had to say,
And me underpants were laughing
When me trousers ran away.
poem by Benjamin Zephaniah

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IF is a very long word in Formula One; in fact, IF is F1 spelled backwards.
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Now he must not go the wrong way round the circuit, and unless he can spin himself stationary through 360 degrees I fail to see how he can avoid doing so.
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There are seven winners of the Monaco Grand Prix on the starting line today, and four of them are Michael Schumacher.
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I'm in my usual state up here in the commentary box: high tension, heart beating like a trip hammer, whatever that is.
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Glow Girl
Separates and lingerie, seven pairs of shoes,
Lots of woolworths makeup, a pair of black watch trews,
Your out-of-tune piano, sentimental photographs,
A million little memories, a million little laughs.
The wing of the airplane has just caught on fire,
I say without reservation we aint getting no higher.
All you wanted from me, all I had to give,
Nothing matters youll see, when in paradise you live,
The plane is diving faster, were getting near the ground,
Nobody is screaming, no one makes a sound.
Its a girl, mrs. walker, its a girl,
Its a girl, mrs. walker, its a girl,
Its a girl, mrs. walker, its a girl,
Its a girl, mrs. walker, its a girl.
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