Harding was not a bad man, he was just a slob.
quote by Alice Roosevelt Longworth
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Well, Warren Harding, I have got you the presidency. What are you going to do with it?
quote by Florence Harding
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Slob
Leave me alone
I won't pick up the phone
And I won't listen to messages
Sent by someone who calls up and says:
'I don't like how you're living my life
Get yourself a wife
Get yourself a job
You're living a dream
Don't you be a slob
Slob
song performed by by Weezer from Maladroit
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Wilson thought in terms of the whole world; Harding was for America first. And, finally, whereas Wilson wanted America to exert itself nobly, Harding wanted to give it a rest.
quote by Frederick Lewis Allen
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The Great Slob
I was always a natural slob
I liked to lay upon the bed
in undershirt (stained, of
course) (and with cigarette
holes)
shoes off
beerbottle in hand
trying to shake off a
difficult night, say with a
woman still around
walking the floor
complaining about this and
that,
and I'd work up a
belch and say, "HEY, YOU DON'T
LIKE IT? THEN GET YOUR ASS
OUT OF HERE!"
I really loved myself, I
really loved my slob-
self, and
they seemed to also:
always leaving
but almost
always
coming
back.
poem by Charles Bukowski
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TRASH DAY
Parody of "Hot In Herre" by Nelly
Rotten
So rotten here
So rotten
Oh
It was like, the last day before trash day
My place was gettin' kinda nas-tay
Even though the garbage I knew would reek
(You know) Thought that I could leave it for one more week
Then, um, I'm takin'
Birthday cake 'n'
(Oh) Chili and greasy old bacon
Throw it all on top of the mess I been makin'
Wife's so mad, she starts to shakin'
Leaky bag, 'n' now that girl is gaggin'
She's naggin'
"I need you to get that stuff off the kitchen floor"
"Is that too much to ask you for?"
But I see no reason why
Can't let a few more weeks go by
And now garbage is piled up high
And buddy, you should see the flies
I said...
There's somethin' rotten here (say what?)
You better hold your nose
(Hey, you disgusting slob, you gotta take the trash out)
Boy there's a lot in here (a lot)
And every day it grows
(Hey, you disgusting slob, you gotta take the trash out)
Make ya wanna throw up
Look at all this garbage that I keep generatin'
(Come on) I sit around all day and watch it biodegradin'
Bet there's a hundred health codes that I'm violatin'
Even my dog passed out and needed resuscitatin'
You won't believe it, take a whiff of that aroma
Sure to put you in a coma
It's so messy, can't find my toenail clippers
It's so bad, the roaches wearin' slippers
Warm, sweaty clothes piled up in this joint
Stand up by themselves at this point
It's so filthy, now baby, I can't lie
I wipe my feet before I go outside
I wonder what crawled in here and died
(You know) Walkin' 'round barefoot, I'd be terrified
But it gives me stuff to talk about with my friends
Like "Hey, I think them rats gettin' big!"
Oh
There's somethin' rotten here (say what?)
You better hold your nose
(Hey, you disgusting slob, you gotta take the trash out)
Look what we got in here (now what?)
Let's watch it decompose
(Hey, you disgusting slob, you gotta take the trash out)
Make ya wanna throw up
With a little bit of a... and a little bit of a...
Make me wanna throw up
It makes ya wanna... just makes ya wanna...
Oh
Some Lysol, some Comet
I got a mop and it's got your name on it
(What?) I'm just kiddin', doggone it
(Oh) Unless you gonna do it
Careful not to breathe the fumes
Check it, garbage piles are goin' all the way to the bathroom
Turn into toxic waste sometime this afternoon
Better get a Hazmat suit and a push broom
Oh
There's somethin' rotten here (say what?)
You better hold your nose
(Hey, you disgusting slob, you gotta take the trash out)
It's gone to pot in here (to pot)
Bring out the firehose
(Hey, you disgusting slob, you gotta take the trash out)
Make ya wanna throw up
With a little bit a... and a little bit a...
Make me wanna throw up
Give a little bit a... and a tiny bit a...
Make ya wanna throw up
Mix a little bit a... with a molecule a...
Make me wanna throw up
It makes me wanna... just makes me wanna...
Oh
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I have only one real hobby - my husband.
quote by Florence Harding
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Conflict is the beginning of consciousness.
quote by M. Esther Harding
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He once had his toes amputated so he could stand closer to the bar.
quote by Mike Harding
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She hits me and she beats me and she drinks. My mom is an alcoholic.
quote by Tonya Harding
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I'm sort of a slob.
quote by Patricia Heaton
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I don't know much about Americanism, but it's a damn good word with which to carry an election.
quote by Warren G. Harding
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Ronald Reagan is the most ignorant president since Warren Harding.
Ralph Nader in The Pacific Sun (21 March 1981)
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I'm the biggest slob in the world. My apartment is a mess.
quote by Monica Keena
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I profoundly believe it takes a lot of practice to become a moral slob.
quote by William F. Buckley, Jr.
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I'm not the easiest person to live with. I'm kind of a slob.
quote by Katie Holmes
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North and South were equally confident that God was on their side, and appealed incessantly to Him.
quote by Rebecca Harding Davis
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America's present need is not heroics but healing; not nostrums but normalcy; not revolution but restoration.
quote by Warren G. Harding
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America's present need is not heroics, but healing not nostrums but normalcy not revolution, but restoration.
quote by Warren G. Harding
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I'm just a lucky slob from Ohio who happened to be in the right place at the right time.
quote by Clark Gable
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Great wealth took possession of the government. It was reflected in Mr. Harding's selection of a cabinet.
quote by George William Norris
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