
I like a very dry wit, not the big kind of humor like Robin Williams. I don't think I'm capable of that.
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Morning Humor
Slippery jack, no more turning back,
All around, morning humor
I am a waiter and I am a server
Ill run to your needs with strength and fervor
In times when you are wasted I will walk in
Through the door, pick you from the floor
Then watch you grow into a man
With a big burly beard
And a mustache to match
Ill watch you love the world
And all that it has...
With that morning humor,
Morning humor
The kind that wakes you up
The kind thats in my blood
Morning humor, morning humor, yeah...
I am on top again, soon to be low again
Oh will this ever end?
Im sorry I dont mean to sound like a whale
Trapped in the ice, but aint it nice to say exactly
What I please...
With a big toney voice or a
Soft mellow voice or the
Loud boisterous voice of an opera, opera lady!
With that morning humor,
Morning humor
The kind that wakes you up.
The kind thats in my blood
Morning humor, morning humor, yeah...
But the joke that kills
Is just a joke to you
You need some...
Slippery jack, no more turning back,
All around, morning humor
The kind that wakes you up
The kind thats in my blood...
Morning humor...
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I think you have everyone kind of pulling on the same end of the rope. It's not like you're Robin Williams and everyone else is a deaf mute. It's like - there's plenty of help.
quote by Michael McKean

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I don't love comedy but I can watch someone who's kind of interesting forever. I think a waitress who's having a bad day is a lot more fun than Robin Williams doing forty minutes of material.
quote by Bruce McCulloch

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I don't know how many sacred cows there are today. I think there's a little confusion between humor and gross passing for humor. That's kind of regrettable.
quote by Bob Newhart

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The Angriest Man in Brooklyn
Mila Kunis, Peter Dinklage, Robin Williams, James Earl Jones, Melissa Leo, Sutton Foster, Hamish Linklater, Richard Kind
by Daniel Taplitz from The Angriest Man in Brooklyn (2014)

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The Angriest Man in Brooklyn [trailer 2]
Mila Kunis, Peter Dinklage, Robin Williams, James Earl Jones, Melissa Leo, Sutton Foster, Hamish Linklater, Richard Kind
by Daniel Taplitz from The Angriest Man in Brooklyn (2014)

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What a strange world this would be if we all had the same sense of humor.
quote by Bern Williams

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I am a great believer that what makes our show different is the humor.
quote by Treat Williams

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The man with the real sense of humor is the man who can put himself in the spectator's place and laugh at his own misfortune.
quote by Bert Williams

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I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.
quote by Robin Williams

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Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.
quote by Victor Borge

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Reality: What a concept!
quote by Robin Williams

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Do you think God gets stoned? I think so... look at the platypus.
quote by Robin Williams

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What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong.
quote by Robin Williams

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Comedy is acting out optimism.
quote by Robin Williams

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When in doubt, go for the dick joke.
quote by Robin Williams

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Spring is nature's way of saying, ""Let's party!""
quote by Robin Williams

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Cricket is basically baseball on valium.
quote by Robin Williams

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Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason.
quote by Robin Williams

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Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
quote by Robin Williams

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