I named all my children after flowers. There's Lillie and Rose and my son, Artificial.

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The man with the real sense of humor is the man who can put himself in the spectator's place and laugh at his own misfortune.

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I have never been able to discover anything disgraceful in being a colored man. But I have often found it inconvenient - in America.

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