I'll work with Jerry Seinfeld any day of the week. Get a nice little paycheck there, but you do it for free. It's just good to be associated with that man. He's a great guy.
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End Of The Week
I get out of work
And then I throw away all of my cares
I get out of work
And then I wash the week out my hair
Monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday
Its hard as could be
But by old friday evening
Were free, were free, were free
End of the week
The weekend started
Been working so hard to play
End of the week
Its time to party
End of the week
End of the week
End of the week
Youre tasting freedom
No one to push you around
End of the week
And life has a reason
End of the week
End of the week
End of the week
Street are alive
You know everybodys going somewhere
You put on the slide
You gotta beat the crowd just everywhere
And all the music all the dancing
Get you so high
And all that sweet romancing
Oh my, oh my, oh my
End of the week
The weekend started
Working so hard to play
End of the week
Its time to party
End of the week
End of the week
End of the week
Feels good now
Feels good now
End of the week
End of the week
Its real good now
Real good now
End of the week
End of the week
End of the week
song performed by by Donna Summer
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Men want the same thing from women and their underwear: support, comfort, and freedom.
Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld
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I Better Be Good
If I ain't cool
My daddy gonna send me
To Military School
If I ain't nice
My girlie gonna freeze me
With cold shoulder ice
If I'm real late
My teacher gonna use me
For alligator bait
So, I better be good
I better be good
If I jump on the gas
The cops are gonna jump
All over my back
If I smoke too much
Doctor says he's gonna
Put my lungs in a crutch
If I'm caught without my pants
Consuelo's dad is gonna shoot
Until he sees me dance
So, I better be good
I had better be good
You better be nice
You better be nice
You better be nice
You better be nice
Nice, nice, nice - you better be
Nice, nice, nice - you better be
Nice, nice, nice - Uh, uh, uh, uh
Nice, nice, nice
Nice, nice, nice
Nice, nice, nice
You better be nice tonight
If I spray it on the seat
Lady gonna tie a big knot
In the meat
If I spewey too fast
Lover's gonna stick
My Wrangler in a cast
If zipper grabs skin
I'll know I had it out
When I shoulda kept it in
Ow.
I better be good
I better be good
I better be good
Ooh.
You better be nice
You better be nice
You better be nice
You better be nice
Nice, nice, nice - you better be
Nice, nice, nice - you better be
Nice, nice, nice - Uh, uh, uh, uh
Nice, nice, nice
I'd better be nice tonight - yeah
Nice, nice, nice
Nice, nice, nice
Nice, nice, nice
song performed by by Alice Cooper
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The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!
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There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.
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There is no such thing as "fun for the whole family."
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A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.
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You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'
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This was great fun and a nice paycheck and then, as these things happen, the show was canceled.
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Make no mistake about why these babies are here - they are here to replace us.
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The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get to that, the funnier you will be.
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I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive.
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I sold my house to Jerry Seinfeld.
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A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.
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People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.
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I am so busy doing nothing... that the idea of doing anything - which as you know, always leads to something - cuts into the nothing and then forces me to have to drop everything.
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It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.
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Men want the same thing from women that they want from their underwear... a little support, comfort, and freedom.
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To me, if life boils down to one thing, it's movement. To live is to keep moving.
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My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that's the law.
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