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Heck, what's a little extortion among friends?

quote by Bill Watterson
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Redneck Woman - Gretchen Wilson

Well, I ain't never
Been the Barbie doll type,
No, I can't swig that sweet champagne,
I'd rather drink beer all night.
In a tavern,
Or in a honky-tonk,
Or on a four-wheel-drive tailgate.
I've got posters on my wall of
Skynard, Kid, and Strait.
Some people look down on me,
But I don't give a rip.
I'll stand barefooted in my own front yard,
With a baby on my hip.
(Chorus)
'Cause I'm a redneck woman
And I ain't no high class broad.
I'm just a product of my raisin',
And I say, 'Hey y'all, and hee haw.'
I keep my Chirstmas lights on on my front porch all year long.
And I know all the words to every Charlie Daniels song.
So here's to all my sisters
Out there, keepin' it country,
Let me get a big 'Heck yeah'
From the redneck girls like me.
Heck yeah, (heck yeah) .
Victoria's Secret,
Well, their stuff's real nice.
Oh, but I can buy the same darn thing
On a Wal-Mart shelf
Half-price.
And still look sexy,
Just as sexy
As those models on tv.
No, I don't need no designer tags
To make my man want me.
You might think I'm trashy,
And a little too hard core.
But in my neck of the woods,
I'm just the girl next door.
(Chorus)
(this time, though, it's '...Tanya Tucker song...')
(Chorus)
(this time, it's '...Ol' Bocephus song...')
(heck yeah) .
Heck yeah, (heck yeah) .
Heck yeah, (heck yeah) .
I said 'HECK YEAH! ! '

poem by Rebecca Ryan
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We've probably gotten 500 calls from people saying what the heck is going on with gas, and I gotta say I agree with you. What the heck is going on with gas?

quote by Janet Napolitano
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Once Is Enough

(words & music by tepper - bennett)
All you got is one life
Living once can be rough
But if you live every day all the way
Once is enough
You can own just one suit
Worn and torn at the cuff
But if youre livin the life that you love
Once is enough
Whats the good of reaching ninety
If you waste eighty-nine
You got one life so live it
If you dont its a crime
Lifes a playful puppy
You can grab by the scruff
And if you live every sec what the heck
Once is enough
Never wait until tomorrow
What if it never comes
Life is a seven layer
Dont you settle for crumbs
Lifes a playful puppy
You can grab by the scruff
And if you live every sec what the heck
Once is enough
And if you live every sec what the heck
Once is enough
And if you live every sec what the heck
Once is enough

song performed by by Elvis Presley
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My Job Will Not Be A Tool To Your Extortion

In extortion you must make sure it is something truly valued.
To bend someone your way.
It's wrong no matter what you say.
It is a dirty game you play.
I will find another job if need be.
My skills and dependency are a rare comity.
One who never calls off sick.
On time everyday.
I work on even the shortest notice.
I run your equipment in the proper way.
Even as it is under maintained by you.
Look your trucks falling apart I think it needs some glue.
You're going fire me, good luck god bless.
I'll see you in court.
For it is on personal level.
Wait a minute let me call the Labor board let me tell them why you're firing me.
So let me call your bluff.
I will go on the hunt for a while.
When I get off.
Yes I have the Internet.
So your poor attempts at a unknown and sporadic schedule will not stop me.
My job will not be a tool to your extortion.

poem by Ace Of Black Hearts
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My mother really didn't know a heck of a lot about business. She was a very good mother, that made sure we ate right and we had our cod liver oil, but didn't know a heck of a lot about what I did.

quote by Sanford I. Weill
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Sick Of It

These romantic songs,
Feels like I am wearing a thong,
Uncomfortable, wrong
I don’t feel so strong,
With all the talk about emotions,
All I see are these motions,
All this love,
Well put it at your ass entrance and shove,
I am sick of it,
This is all a piece of shat,
I need to grow up,
And you need to shut the heck up!
Go find someone else who cares,
I can even pay you the fair,
For the taxi to get you the heck out of here,
I am sick of the tears.

poem by Samatha Squiers
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Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!

quote by Jay Leno
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song performed by by New Edition
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Wear My Ring Around Your Neck

(words & music by bert caroll - russell moody)
Wont you wear my ring around your neck
To tell the world Im yours, by heck
Let them see your love for me
And let them see by the ring around your neck
Wont you wear my ring around your neck
To tell the world Im yours, by heck
Let them know I love you so
And let them no by the ring around your neck
They say that goin steady is not the proper thing
They say that were too young to know the meaning of a ring
I only know that I love you and that you love me too
So, darling, please do what I ask of you
Wont you wear my ring around your neck
To tell the world Im yours, by heck
Let them see your love for me
And let them see by the ring around your neck
Let them know I love you so
And let them know by the ring around your neck

song performed by by Elvis Presley
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Ode to Clyde

CLYDE, CLYDE, CLYDE
YOU SURE GAVE ME A HECK OF A RIDE

CLYDE, CLYDE, CLYDE
YOU BUSTED MY PELVIS AND PRIDE

THREE DAYS OF RIDING BILLY THE BAY
LABOR DAY WEEKEND AND ANOTHER NICE DAY
I DECIDED TO TAKE MY OTHER HORSE CLYDE
AND THEN RESTED BILLY THE BAY

CLYDE, CLYDE, CLYDE
YOU SURE GAVE ME A HECK OF A RIDE

CLYDE, CLYDE, CLYDE
YOU BUSTED MY PELVIS AND PRIDE

I USE TO RIDE WHAT MOST MEN COULDN’T SADDLE
NOW I CAN’T SADDLE WHAT MOST MEN CAN RIDE
BUSTED AND BROKEN FROM THAT BUCKING HORSE CLYDE

CLYDE, CLYDE, CLYDE
YOU SURE GAVE ME A HECK OF A RIDE

CLYDE, CLYDE, CLYDE
YOU BUSTED MY PELVIS AND PRIDE

OH WHAT’S AN OLD COWBOY TO SAY
OH WHAT’S AN OLD COWBOY TO SING
WHEN HIS HORSE SENDS HIM HIGH ON HIS WAY
BUSTED AND BROKEN AND LAYING IN PAIN
NEVER SHOULD’VE TAKEN THE PAINT THAT DAY
SHOULD HAVE RIDDEN THE BAY.

CLYDE, CLYDE, CLYDE
YOU SURE GAVE ME A HECK OF A RIDE

CLYDE, CLYDE, CLYDE
YOU BUSTED MY PELVIS AND PRIDE

THAT’S OKAY CLYDE, YOU JUST WAIT AND SEE
THINK YOU’RE REALLY ALL THAT TUFF AND MEAN?
I’M MENDING BOY, AND JUST YOU WAIT FOR ME!
I’M GONNA RIDE THE HIDE
OFF THAT BUCKING HORSE CLYDE!

poem by Sunnie Bianco
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U R Wrong

u were wrong... so wrong.. uh uh uh huh uh.
u were wrong dead wrong.. uh uh uh whoaaaaaaa
Girl U R said your wrong wrong said your wrong wrong
Girl U R said your wrong wrong said your wrong wrong
verse1: can i take you back to happy times..
oh oh oh uh oh
everyday was paradise.. dinner and candle lights
oh oh oh uh oh
i never thought you'd change i didn't expect no games
i wanted you to bare my child i wanted you to have my last name
now we was right we was wrong
i really don't care cuz i gotta move one
i'm gone be a man about it
the headache i can live without it
chorus: Girl (you act so shady) U (spend all of my paper R ( one heck of a lady) said ur wrong wrong said ur wrong wrong
Girl ( i don't codone it ) U ( and you can't erase it) R (one heck of a lady) said ur wrong wrong said your wrong wrong
Girl ( u tired to play) U (had a house and a baby) R ( one heck of a lady) said ur wrong wrong said ur wrong wrong
Girl ( u were wrong ) u( so wrong ) R (dead wrong said your wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong.
verse2: now i admit sometime i make mistakes..
oh oh oh mmmhmmmm
the responsibility of this household was your to take
"well"
i gave you the keys to the range.. broke you off a lil bit of change
ain't no need to explain.. your gonna miss a good thang
and when it's gone away i ain't got time to play
women you had a chance a chance to stay baby baby
chorus: Girl (you act so shady) U (spend all of my paper R ( one heck of a lady) said ur wrong wrong said ur wrong wrong
Girl ( i don't codone it ) U ( and you can't erase it) R (one heck of a lady) said ur wrong wrong said your wrong wrong
Girl ( u tired to play) U (had a house and a baby) R ( one heck of a lady) said ur wrong wrong said ur wrong wrong
Girl ( u were wrong ) u( so wrong ) R (dead wrong said your wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong.
i picked you up when you were down( when your luck ran out.. baby yes i did)
i took you in when theyput you out ( do you remember that cold monday morning?)
i treated you kids like they was mine( i ain't even they real damn daddynononnono )
when you were dim i made you shine( i was the diamond in your life baby)
chorus: Girl ( girl) u (u) R ( are) wrong wrong wrong wrong
Girl ( girl) u (u) R ( are) wrong wrong wrong wrong
Girl ( girl) u (u) R ( are) wrong wrong wrong wrong
Girl ( girl) u (u) R ( are) wrong wrong wrong wrong
can i break it down fora mineut baby
tell you.. why your wrong
you were wrong staying out all night
coming in sloppy drunk baby
and you were wrong for letting your friend direct your mind
and you were wrong for running up my credit card
and you were wrong for everything you've done to me.
(chorus)
ain't no explination this time.

song performed by by 3pc
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Like The Summer Fruits

Uppermost,
Outermost,
With the same images;
Images of the sun and the moon,
Extortion!
Like a puzzle;
To make an impact,
With gladness,
Like the summer fruits;
However, she really needed someone like you.

poem by Edward Kofi Louis
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song performed by by Dusty Springfield
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With A Little Help From My Friends

What would you think if I sang out of tune
Would you stand up and walk out on me
Lend me your ears and Ill sing you a song
And Ill try not to sing out of key
Oh, Ill get by with a little help from my friends
Oh, Ill get high with a little help from my friends
Oh, Ill get by with a little help from my friends, my friends
What do you do when our love is away
Does it worry you to be alone
And how does it feel by the end of the day
Are you sad because youre on your own
Oh, Ill get by with a little help from my friends
Oh, Ill get high with a little help from my friends
Oh Ill get by with a little help from my friends
Do you need any body
I need somebody to love
Could it be anybody
I need somebody to love, to love, to love
Would you believe in this love at first sight
Yes Im certain that it happens al the time
What do you see when you turn out the light
I cant tell you but I know that its mine
Oh, Ill get by with a little help from my friends
Oh, Ill get high with a little help from my friends
Oh Ill get by with a little help from my friends
Do you need any body
I need somebody to love
Could it be anybody
I need somebody to love
Oh, Ill get by with a little help from my friends
Oh, Ill get high with a little help from my friends
Oh, Ill get high with a little help from my friends
Oh, Ill get by with a little help from my friends
With a little help from my friends, my friends, my friends
Repeat to fade...

song performed by by Wet Wet Wet
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Streets of Life

Walking down a crowded street
Friends can suddenly appear
Bustling on their happy feet
Telling you that they're so near

Walking down an empty street
Makes you wonder if you're lost
For there is no one to greet
You're like walking in a frost

Walking down the streets of life
On which roadway will you be?
That of glory or of strife?
Or on path where you'd be free?

Walking down the august hall
By the road you know not where
Is there pride as you recall?
How the heck did you get there?
.

poem by Reyvrex Questor Reyes
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song performed by by Donna Summer
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friends

we are friends
friends we are
friends forever
forever friends
friend without a car

friends who laugh
friends who cry
friends who dont have to try

i am your friend
you are my friend
my friends you friend
your friends my friend
we are all friends

friends who share
friends who play
friends who tell you, you can stay

you trust friends
friends trust you
you show friends
friends show you
the friend who are true

poem by Brittany Yard
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Daylight savings time (an urban myth?)

Daylight savings time

Daylight savings time has been with us
For many and many years now

It’s time that someone has told us
About the where, the why and about the how

Where the heck do they put it?
Once they’ve saved all this light

And how in the heck do they move it about?
Do they move the light in the dark of the night?

Do they move it in light pickups?
Which would seem most apropos

Or does it require heavy trucks?
Because a lot of light is heavy, you spose’?

Where is this place where all this light is stored
There must be a place that one can find

But don’t try to find it, to you, this I implore
if you do, wear good shades, so’s not to go blind

There’s something silly about this saving light
Seems like a prank, someone would do as a lark

So could someone please enlighten me,
I feel totally left out in the dark

poem by David Whalen
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At least when it's in French, I won't know what the heck they're saying.

quote by Frank Robinson
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Related quotes

Redneck Woman - Gretchen Wilson

Once Is Enough

My Job Will Not Be A Tool To Your Extortion

Sick Of It

Old Friends

Wear My Ring Around Your Neck

Ode to Clyde

U R Wrong

Like The Summer Fruits

Friends

I Dont Think We Could Ever Be Friends

With A Little Help From My Friends

Streets of Life

Friends

friends

Daylight savings time (an urban myth?)

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Related quotes

Redneck Woman - Gretchen Wilson

Once Is Enough

My Job Will Not Be A Tool To Your Extortion

Sick Of It

Old Friends

Wear My Ring Around Your Neck

Ode to Clyde

U R Wrong

Like The Summer Fruits

Friends

I Dont Think We Could Ever Be Friends

With A Little Help From My Friends

Streets of Life

Friends

friends

Daylight savings time (an urban myth?)

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