A real job is a job you hate.

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Reality continues to ruin my life.

Bill Watterson in Calvin and Hobbes
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Mothers are the necessity of invention.

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When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

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Careful. We don't want to learn from this.

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Genius is never understood in its own time.

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My life needs a rewinderase button. - Calvin

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Heck, what's a little extortion among friends?

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From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way.

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Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

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