Jay Leno

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!

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I'm Without A Valentine Today

I'm Without A Valentine Today


I'm without a Valentine today
When my life is in such disarray
One to comfort me and see me through
It's so much easier when there's two

I'm without a Valentine today
One that loves me in every way
That special someone to hold my hand
and walk with me when life demands

I'm without a Valentine today
I don't need candy or bouquets
Just a long loving embrace
to lead me to a passionate place


14 Jan 2008

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With U - Every day is a Valentine

Today, the calendar reads 14 Feb
The day we all call as Valentine...
Let's celeberate this moment of love
Once again, I wanna make you mine....

You've always been so beautiful
Gracefully Vivacious; as you are today...
Our bonding of love has been so true
Wish you my love; Happy Valentine's Day....

You have been the only one girl
Who rules my heart; sends shivers down my spine...
I go down on one knee; my arms streched
Sweetheart; Will you be my Valentine....

Love is in the air, love is all around
Feel this love and come close to me...
I promise to keep you deep in my heart
Love you more then ever; that's how I see....

Today, the calendar reads 14 Feb
Cherish this day with a toast of red wine...
Baby, each day spent with you is special
With you my love; Every day is a Valentine! ! !

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Be My Valentine Today

Give me special love this day;
Make me happy in my way;
Be my lovely Fay, I say
Be my valentine today!

Give me all the bliss I seek;
Meet my every request meek;
Show me romance at its peak;
Be my valentine today!

Love is something all do need;
It’s the soul’s very life-seed;
Talking love is good indeed;
Be my valentine today!

Let us enjoy life right now;
Let us sit and share our love;
Sex if need be, and things more;
Be my valentine today!

Copyright by Dr John Celes 02-14-09

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Oh Valentine, Valentine

Oh Valentine, Valentine! Won't you be mine?
Words called out to my one so divine
If the feeling is mutual then let heart intertwine
Oh Valentine, Valentine! I'll never find

Oh Valentine, Valentine! I'm lost in the lust
One look and I'm trembling, afraid and nervous
With hope that an angel will help from above
Oh Valentine, Valentine! A one sided love

Oh Valentine, Valentine! Won't you be mine?
On this one day of yearning, when souls intertwine
My brittle heart breaks upon words of decline
Oh Valentine, Valentine! You'll never be mine

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Another Valentine’s Day Today

Fourteenth of February may be gone,
But why should only one day be meant special?
What if every day was like the day you were born,
Magnificent yet so exceptional!
May today be another valentine for you.

A special friend in you I have found,
I think I am the luckiest in the universe,
I will treasure you; this I shout aloud,
You are an angel, truly a lady of class,
May today be another valentine for you.

This I want you to ever remember,
That I will ever appreciate you,
Thanks because you have made my days better,
I hope we never part, but always remain true!
Sweetie You are so grand, may today be another valentine for you Chocolate.

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Be My Valentine

You can be my Valentine,
You're beautiful,
Like a rose.

My love,
Love me today,
Love me tomorrow.

My Love,
Please listen,
I always love you.

My Love, I say,
I miss you always,
More than ever.

Be with me now,
To touch my heart,
To knit my souls with yours.

You will be always
My Valentine, and
My Love.

Happy Valentine to You.
Lot of Love,
My Love,

My Valentine,
Be My Valentine.

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If You Were My Valentine

If you were my valentine,
I would be there in the morning
To see you when you open your eyes,
Before the sun wakes and the day begins.
To shower your bed with a hundred rose pedals
Until there's a garden around you
And yet you would still be the prettiest flower.
If you were my valentine.

If you were my valentine,
This day would belong to you
I would take you anywhere you want to go
And we could get away from the rest of the world
Till the moon rises in the sky and the sun says goodbye.
Together, just you and I
If you were my valentine.

If you were my valentine
I would do anything to see you smile
And I could be your teddy-bear,
With only hugs and kisses to share
If you were my valentine.
I could be your prince,
And you could be my princess
If you were my valentine
This poem would be yours, and so would I
If you were my valentine.

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Is Valentine right

Is Valentine right
~
is today a day for lovers
a time to celebrate
to show love for each other
without any fear
of what others may say
a time to shout aloud
just how you feel
make the show and dance
for all to see
is Valentine right
or is it just another day
not to be made special
or celebrated
do we love any more
or any less
on all those other days
do we need a reason
to eat together
buy flowers and kiss
say the little words
I love you
I love you too
maybe we are wrong
and Valentine is right
we should take a day off
just for those words
spend time alone together
and celebrate it
its too close to call
weigh it all up
evaluate what you can
and answer honestly
is Valentine right

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Valentine Poem

V..... is for Valentine; you are my only Valentine
A..... is for I will Always be yours
L..... is for Love at its most extreme
E..... is for Everlasting love; Ecstatic love.
N..... is for Never-ending love
T..... is for we will Always be Together forever
I..... is for you being Intelligent and Innocent;
N..... is for Natures naughty way of saying I love you to
E..... is for Eternity our love is so ever lasting

You are my Valentine
Valentine is Your name
It's the name I will call
My sweet, sweet Valentine.

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My Job Will Not Be A Tool To Your Extortion

In extortion you must make sure it is something truly valued.
To bend someone your way.
It's wrong no matter what you say.
It is a dirty game you play.
I will find another job if need be.
My skills and dependency are a rare comity.
One who never calls off sick.
On time everyday.
I work on even the shortest notice.
I run your equipment in the proper way.
Even as it is under maintained by you.
Look your trucks falling apart I think it needs some glue.
You're going fire me, good luck god bless.
I'll see you in court.
For it is on personal level.
Wait a minute let me call the Labor board let me tell them why you're firing me.
So let me call your bluff.
I will go on the hunt for a while.
When I get off.
Yes I have the Internet.
So your poor attempts at a unknown and sporadic schedule will not stop me.
My job will not be a tool to your extortion.

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Valentine's Day written 1/17/08

Every year, every valentine's day
I always do my own things in my own way.
& hopefully today I'm feeling ok
Because every Valentine's Day, I didn't want anyone until today.

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Will you be my Valentine?

Here is a poem for Valentine day..hope some of you will use it...as Valentine Day is around the corner :)


I pick up courage to tell you today,
that I love you more than I can say.
Love for me is a precious gift,
when I see you, my spirits lift.
Will you be my Valentine?

My love for you is honestly sweet,
I would never ever on you cheat.
Love for me is very precious,
making my smile infectious.
Will you be my Valentine?

Love for me is very gentle,
It's healing it is very sentimental.
Sometimes your leaving me I fear,
at home alone I shed, silent tears.
Will you be my Valentine?

The bond within is very strong,
I know from within that with you I belong.
Please reciprocate the love i have for you,
I am sure this love for you will remain ever true.
Will you truly be my Valentine?

Love works from the core of our hearts,
Our love is such that it lights up like sparks.
Love for us is like seeing northern lights,
Forever a source of delight.
It is divine, will you be my Valentine?

renukakkar 12.2.2012
Copyright@2012

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I Called You Today On Valentine's Day

I called you today on a valentine's day
To let you know, that I love you more and more every day

Let's love each other like every day is a valentine's day
Even though on our love journey, we may face rainy days

Let's promise each other on a valentine day, which is a lovers day
Forever I belong to you and you always will be mine, what you say?

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If You Would Be My Valentine

If you would be my valentine
My heart would surely glow
And if you'd be my valentine
I'd want the world to know

If you would be my valentine
My eyes could finally rest
For my heart already knows
That you would be the best

If you would be my valentine
I would want the world to see
That I have found the perfect valentine
The one just for me

If you would be my valentine
My world would be much brighter
So put those precious arms around me
And hold me that much tighter

If you would be my valentine
My heart might do flips
For when I think of you
It already begins its skips

If you would be my valentine
My eyes would surely shine
So won't you please tell me YES
THAT YOU WILL ALWAYS BE MINE.

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Edward Cullen (from the movie)

Edward be my Valentine,

Your skin is white and pasty
You remind me that I smell quite tasty
Edward be my Valentine

You can't read my mind
Your trapped in time
Edward be my Valentine,

Your skin is as cold as a winter wind chilling to all that come to near
You eat baby deer
Edward be my Valentine,

You drink human blood
You've also eaten bear cubs
Edward be my Valentine,

I love you more than words can tell
Although you never look quite well
Edward be my Valentine,

I'm lost in your eyes
Not sure of time
Edward be my valentine,

Your face is scary
Your arms are hairy
Edward be my valentine,

You wish to drink my blood
I'd rather you chew cud
Edward be my valentine,

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Voyeur Of Utter Destruction

Turn and turn again
Turn and turn again
I shake
And stare the sun
Till my eyes burn
I shake
At the mothers
Brutal vermin
I shake
And stare
At the watery moon
With the same desire
As the sober philistine
And i shake
Turn and turn again
Turn and turn again
Worm, the pain and blade
Turn and turn again
The screw
Is a tightening atrocity
I shake
For the reeking flesh
Is as romantic as hell
The need
To have seen it all
The voyeurof utter destruction
As beauty
And i shake
Worm, the pain and blade
Turn and turn again
I shake
Turn and turn again
I shake
I shake
I shake
Research has pierced
All extremes of my sex
Call it a day
Call it a day
Needle point life
Blinds the will to be next
Call it a day
Call it a day
Research has pierced
All extremes of my sex
Call it a day
Call it a day
Needle point life
Blinds the will to be next
Call it a day
Call it a day
Call it a day
Call it a day
Call it a day
Call it a day
Call it a day
Call it a day
Call it a day
Call it a day
Call it a day
Call it a day
Call it a day
Call it a day
Call it a day
Call it a day
Call it a day
Today
Today
Today
Today
Today
Today
Today
Today
Today
Today
Today
Today
Today
Today

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Let Me Be Your Valentine

Scooter! scooter!...
Get up!!
Yeah!
Let me be your valentine!!...yeah!
Let me be your valentine!!...come on!
Let me be your valentine!!...yeah!
Let me be your valentine!!...come on!
Let me be your valentine!!...yeah!
Let me be your valentine!!...come on!
You have to move right now!
Do you understand? !
Please..jump a little higher
Were gonna rock the place...yes!
Speed it up! speed it up! turn up the bass!
Speed it up! speed it up! turn up the bass!
Higher and higher feeling so fine
Listen to the voice of valentine!
Let me be your valentine!...yeah!
Let me be your valentine!...come on!
Let me be your valentine!...yeah!
Let me be your valentine!...come on!
Let me be your valentine!...yeah!
Let me be your valentine!...come on!...yeah!
Rough!!
We love the happy hardcore!
Were getting out of control!
Please...let me see you smile!
Lets get into another dimension...
Yes! speed it up! speed it up! turn up the bass!
Speed it up! speed it up! turn up the bass!
Higher and higher feeling so fine,
Listen to the voice of valentine!
Let me be your valentine!...yeah!
Let me be your valentine!...come on!
Let me be your valentine!...yeah!
Let me be your valentine!...come on!
This is a valentines party!...party!!
Come on!
Thank you!!

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If You Would Be My Valentine

If you would be my valentine
My heart would surely glow
And if you'd be my valentine
I'd want the world to know

If you would be my valentine
My eyes could finally rest
For my heart already knows
That you would be the best

If you would be my valentine
I would want the world to see
That I have found the perfect valentine
The one just for me

If you would be my valentine
My world would be much brighter
So put those precious arms around me
And hold me that much tighter

If you would be my valentine
My heart might do flips
For when I think of you
It already begins its skips

If you would be my valentine
My eyes would surely shine
So won't you please tell me YES
THAT YOU WILL ALWAYS BE MINE

wrote 2/3/2008 by Norman Hale Jr.

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My valentine you are today

My valentine you are today
This fact I can't deny
A valentine I've never had
I sit and ponder why

I thank you from my heart so true
That I will be the one
To make you happy all day long
Until my time is done

I'll hurt you not and never lie
I'll make you proud to be
A woman who is worth her love
I'm glad that it is me

So valentine I love so much
I hope your days been great
Remember you are in my thoughts
For you I'll always wait

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Let Me Be Your Valentin

Scooter! Scooter!...
Get up!!
Yeah!
Let Me be your valentine!!...yeah!
Let Me Be Your Valentine!!...come on!
Let Me be your valentine!!...yeah!
Let Me be your valentine!!...come on!
Let Me be your valentine!!...yeah!
Let Me be your valentine!!...come on!
You have to move RIGHT NOW!
Do you understand?!
Please..jump a little higher
We're gonna' rock the place...Yes!
Speed it up! Speed it up! Turn up the Bass!
Speed it up! Speed it up! Turn up the Bass!
Higher and Higher feeling so fine
Listen to the voice of Valentine!
Let Me Be Your Valentine!!...yeah!
Let Me Be Your Valentine!!...come on!
Let Me Be Your Valentine!!...yeah!
Let Me Be Your Valentine!!...come on!
Let Me Be Your Valentine!!...yeah!
Let Me Be Your Valentine!!...come on!...yeah!
Rough!!
We love the happy hardcore!
We're getting out of control!
Please..let see you smile!
Let's get into another dimension...
YES! Speed it up! Speed it up! Turn up the bass!
Speed it up! Speed it up! Turn up the bass!
Higher and higher feeling so fine,
listen to the voice of Valentine.
Let Me Be Your Valentine!!...come on!
Let Me Be Your Valentine!!...yeah!
Let Me Be Your Valentine!!...come on!
This is a Valentine's party!!...Party!!
Come on!
Thank you

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