He'd never seen Seinfeld, so he didn't know who Puddy was or anything.
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Men want the same thing from women and their underwear: support, comfort, and freedom.
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My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that's the law.
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Never met Levinson. Ever. He directed those American Express spots for us for Seinfeld, and I was off on some guest spot that I didn't even want to do... and I got talked into doing it.
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Didnt Know
Didn't know what you had
Until you lost it
Didn't know what you own
Until you got it
Didn't know of your sins
Until you fought it.
Didn't know what you needed
Until you sought it.
Didn't know your lies
Until someone spoke them
Didn't know of the truth
Until someone wrote them
Didn't remembered your dreams
Until someone awoke them
Didn't know they died
Until someone chocked them.
Didn't know you had guilt
Until you cried
Didn't know you felt sadness
Until you tried to hide
Didn't know you felt shame
Until you lied
Didn't know you believed in GOD
Until you asked him why.
Didn't know you felt sorrow
Until you shed a tear
Didn't know that you were scared
Until I saw your fear
Didn't know that you hated
Until you were near
Didn't know that you were unhappy
Until you looked in a mirror.
Didn't know who you truly were
Until your ways you sewed
Didn't know that you were evil
Until the truth was showed
Didn't know you did this before
Until I saw all of your woe
Didn't know who you really were
Though I wished then I did know.
Randy L. McClave
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The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!
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There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.
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There is no such thing as "fun for the whole family."
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A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.
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You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'
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The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get to that, the funnier you will be.
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I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive.
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I sold my house to Jerry Seinfeld.
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Make no mistake about why these babies are here - they are here to replace us.
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People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.
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The Seinfeld motto: No learning, no hugging.
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A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.
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Men want the same thing from women that they want from their underwear... a little support, comfort, and freedom.
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It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.
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I am so busy doing nothing... that the idea of doing anything - which as you know, always leads to something - cuts into the nothing and then forces me to have to drop everything.
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I watch sitcoms like Seinfeld, and here's a newsflash, but what a great show.
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