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I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny.
When I first hit the scene, it was just a lot of go, go, go, go, go. I have a lot of natural energy anyway, but it was over the top.
I'm always going to be someone that people enjoy watching.
I've lived in LA for so long, I don't even know what is real and what isn't any more.
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I had never done a roast, but I really wanted to, because it's so different from standup.
If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny.
That MySpace is the story of the year. Everyone but my mother is on it.
Christina can sing all the notes, but Britney is just hot!
I don't write any of my material down. I like to improvise and be spontaneous.
Jim Norton and Harland Williams always make me laugh.
My fam is just a regular family. But all of them have great senses of humor.
Dane-Geld
A.D. 980-1016
It is always a temptation to an armed and agile nation
To call upon a neighbour and to say:--
"We invaded you last night--we are quite prepared to fight,
Unless you pay us cash to go away."
And that is called asking for Dane-geld,
And the people who ask it explain
That you've only to pay 'em the Dane-geld
And then you'll get rid of the Dane!
It is always a temptation for a reach and lazy nation,
To puff and look important and to say:--
"Though we know we should defeat you, we have not the
time to meet you.
We will therefore pay you cash to go away."
And that is called paying the Dane-geld;
But we've proved it again and again,
That if once you have paid him the Dane-geld
You never get rid of the Dane.
It is wrong to put temptation in the path of any nation,
For fear they should succumb and go astray;
So when you are requested to pay up or be molested,
You will find it better policy to say:--
"We never pay any-one Dane-geld,
No matter how trifling the cost;
For the end of that game is oppression and shame,
And the nation that plays it is lost!"
poem by Rudyard Kipling
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