There once was a drunk from Dover who fell asleep in the clover. he woke up and said, what's this on my head The cows had splattered him all over.
There once was a drunk from Dover
who fell asleep in the clover.
he woke up and said,
what's this on my head
The cows had splattered him all over.
by Sylvia Spencer from Everyone Loves a Limerick

Submitted by Dan Costinaş
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