There once was a man on a diet, Who was hoping to keep it all quiet, But it came to the crunch When he guzzled his lunch: In his stomach there broke out a...

There once was a man on a diet,
Who was hoping to keep it all quiet,
But it came to the crunch
When he guzzled his lunch:
In his stomach there broke out a riot.

(Written Feb/March 1995)

quote by by John Carter Brown
Submitted by Poetry Lover
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