There was a young lady called Mandy, Who used to drink barrels of shandy, She was so full of gas That they piped her at last To the mains and then said...

There was a young lady called Mandy,
Who used to drink barrels of shandy,
She was so full of gas
That they piped her at last
To the mains and then said: 'now that's handy.'

quote by by John Carter Brown (February 1995)
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