I'll Take It! ! !

How do we get signal with your phone?
'Well sir, you must go outside. Stand on your head. Grab the phone with your foot. Bring it down to your head, and start dialing with your other (foot) s toes.'
Oh is that all?
And how much do you want for it?
'30$'
Really why so cheap?
'Well sir so we can sell you malfunctioning products, in mass quantities.'
I'll take it and another.
No lets double that.
Nah, I want a dozen.
Oh can you wrap them each in a little pink bow?
'May I ask who you're getting them for? '
My lawyers, so I can sue your ass.

poem by Ace Of Black Hearts
Submitted by Poetry Lover
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