Hoopes I Did It Again
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Its a typical cloudy day in canton, ohio, and the relient k boys are trying to score something to do.
Matt t. gives daves cell a phone call.
[*cell phone ring*]
Whats up dude?
Im getting kind of bored
Lets get some food
And then hit movies 4
Whats going on?
Whats up with all our friends?
Lets start a rumor
Just to find out where it ends
Cause a small town is like a small stage
For teenagers and their drama
Instead of playing shows, well be showing plays
Like 90210 without the beverly hills
Well, dont you think (dont you think), dont you think its high time
That we never settle down (never settle down)
Well, dont you think (dont you think), dont you think its high time
That we get out of this town (get out of this town)
Cause if we leave then we just might be okay
Hoopes I did it again
I messed everything up, and I think I hurt my friends
Hoopes I did it again
Relationships that work are things that I cant comprehend
Ohio has the flavor of a water chestnut
Its not too crazy and its not the best but
Were not setting forest fires just out of boredom
Id rather see a movie if in fact I can afford one
Cause a small town is like a small stage
For teenagers and their drama
Instead of playing shows, well be showing plays
Like 90210 without the beverly hills
Well, dont you think (dont you think), dont you think its high time
That we never settle down (never settle down)
Well, dont you think (dont you think), dont you think its high time
That we get out of this town (get out of this town)
Cause if we leave then we just might make a difference
And if we leave then we just might be okay
And I dont think it would hurt to get away
Hoopes I did it again
I messed everything up, and I think I hurt my friends
Hoopes I did it again
Relationships that work are things that I cant comprehend
Dan bakitus said Im shallow
He said Ive got no integrity
But, I dont know dan bakitus
And dan bakitus, he dont know me
Cause we always say in canton
You cant enjoy (canton joy) yourself
Well, theres truth to that
But may I add
Its not half bad
And never less than that
Cause we always say in canton
You cant enjoy (canton joy) yourself
Well, theres truth to that
But may I add
Its not half bad
And never less than that
song performed by by Relient K
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