Illegal Smile
When I woke up this morning, things were lookin bad
Seem like total silence was the only friend I had
Bowl of oatmeal tried to stare me down... and won
And it was twelve oclock before I realized
That I was havin .. no fun
Chorus:
But fortunately I have the key to escape reality
And you may see me tonight with an illegal smile
It dont cost very much, but it lasts a long while
Wont you please tell the man I didnt kill anyone
No Im just tryin to have me some fun
Last time I checked my bankroll,
It was gettin thin
Sometimes it seems like the bottom
Is the only place Ive been
I chased a rainbow down a one-way street... dead end
And all my friends turned out to be insurance salesmen
Repeat chorus:
Well, I sat down in my closet with all my overalls
Tryin to get away
From all the ears inside my walls
I dreamed the police heard
Everything I thought... what then?
Well I went to court
And the judges name was hoffman
Ah but fortunately I have the key to escape reality
And you may see me tonight with an illegal smile
It dont cost very much, but it lasts a long while
Wont you please tell the man I didnt kill anyone
No Im just tryin to have me some fun
Well done, hot dog bun, my sisters a nun
song performed by by John Prine
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Didnt Mean To Turn You On
Let you take me out
I knew what you were all about
But when I did
I wasnt tryin to lead you on
Now you bring me home
And tell me goodnights
Not enough for you
Im sorry baby
I didnt mean to turn you on
You read me wrong
I wasnt trying to lead you on
I want a friend
I didnt mean to turn you on
I didnt mean to turn you on
I know you
Expected a one night stand
When I refused
I knew you wouldnt understand
Boy I told you twice
I was only tryin to be nice
Only tryin to be nice
Oh
I didnt mean to turn you on
Oh I didnt mean to turn you on
Turn you on
Tell me why should i
Feel guilty cause I wont give
Guilty cause I wont give in
I didnt mean to turn you on
(repeat chorus)
You think that Im a fool
Cause I wouldnt play by your rules
(I didnt mean to turn you on)
You dont stand a chance
All I want to do is dance with you
(I didnt mean to turn you on)
I told you twice
I was only tryin to be nice
(I didnt mean to turn you on)
I loved you for a friend
But I guess this is the
End of our relationship
Cause I didnt mean to turn you on
I didnt mean to turn you on
Sorry.
Repeat
song performed by by Mariah Carey
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Aint It Funny Remix Feat Ja Rule & Cadillac Tah
(ja rule)
Murder inc
It must be the ass that got me like damn
If it get any fatter man the rule gonna have to get at her
And our situation wont matter
I come to make ya smile in the freakiest manners
J to the l o hello
No Im not lee harvey oswald Im the rule with the shock call
Off the wall like m.j in his early days
Its the inc lopez now:
(j lo)
Aint that funny.....
Its been a while since ya came around
Now ya wanna see whats goin down
Tryin to tell me how you want my time
Tryin to tell me how Im on your mind (on your mind)
See it never had to be this way..
You should of never played the games you played
Now Im seeing that your kinda lame
Knowin how the situation changed
Chorus:
Aint that funny..aint it funny
Baby that you want me when you had me
Love is crazy
Now I can smile and say
Aint that funny
Aint it funny
Baby that you want me when you had me
Love is crazy
Im glad I can smile and say and that funny
I remember how you walked away
Even when I tried to call your name
See at first I didnt understand
Now your lookin like a lonely man (lonely man)
I remember how you did me wrong
Now your hurtin cuz my love is gone
Everybody gets a chance to burn
You can take it as a lesson learned
Chorus
(cadillac tah)
C.a double d high double dos my
Fly by red line testerosa and
Oh I never been a sucker for chok cha
Spit the izm hit em get rid of em and you know tah
Get it gully and aint that funny
How they want me see me workin with money
But caddy aint a dummy
What these grodes want from me
Cuz all I got is g j lo and murdah inc
(j lo)
I really wish you wouldnt send me gifts
Tryin to make me sit and reminiss
Tryin to blind me with your blingy bling
I thought I told ya love dont cost a thing (love dont cost a thing)
Hope you realize that now Im through
And I dont ever wanna hear from you
Ive had enough of bein there for you
Now Im laughin while you play the fool
Chorus
(j lo and ja rule)
Baby is that your girlfriend?
I got my boyfriend
Maybe we can be friends na na na na na na
Baby I got my boyfriend
Is that your girlfriend?
Maybe we can be friends na na na na na na
song performed by by Jennifer Lopez
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I Know
I know somethings shady when Im feeling it
You play the game like cards when your dealing it
I see through the eyes of a marked man
But in the streets you gotta have a game plan
Im paranoid I se them coming after me
24/7 on me constantly
I see the red beam, I walk the tight rope
But I know Im the target in the scope
YEA!
I try to weed out the real from the fake ones
Two faced ones wont you keep it real son
I can see it from a mile away
Cause Im holding it down with my feet on the gound
And they...
They're tryin to break me, they're tryin to rape me
They're tryin to bring me down
They're tryin to break me, they're tryin to rape me
They're tryin to bring me down
Chorus:
I know there's something going on
And it seems so cold
I know there's something going on
And it wont be long
I know there's somthing going on
How could you be so cold
I know theres something going wrong
Yea!
Evil lurks when you around
And then you know how it's goin down
I look deep and figure how to break free
In my pain escape from reality
I see you scoping on my life and now he tells me
You look suspicious and you plan is tryin to gank me
The mainsuspect but your the reject
You'll be the one with the gun, no respect for me
I roll deep like a bond, I got a blue print
Creep in your area lowright through the residence
Like a sniper, control the damager
Flippin the script cause Im two steps ahead of ya
They're tryin to break me, they're tryin to rape me
They're tryin to bring me down
I know there's something going on
And it seems so cold
I know there's something going on
And it wont be long
I know there's somthing going on
How could you be so cold
I know theres something going wrong
Yea!
I know theres something on
I know theres something on
Cant get this out of my head
I know there's something going on
And it seems so cold
I know there's something going on
And it wont be long
I know there's somthing going on
How could you be so cold
I know theres something going wrong
Yea!
song performed by by Vanilla Ice
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I Know
I know somethings shady when Im feeling it
You play the game like cards when your dealing it
I see through the eyes of a marked man
But in the streets you gotta have a game plan
Im paranoid I se them coming after me
24/7 on me constantly
I see the red beam, I walk the tight rope
But I know Im the target in the scope
YEA!
I try to weed out the real from the fake ones
Two faced ones wont you keep it real son
I can see it from a mile away
Cause Im holding it down with my feet on the gound
And they...
They're tryin to break me, they're tryin to rape me
They're tryin to bring me down
They're tryin to break me, they're tryin to rape me
They're tryin to bring me down
Chorus:
I know there's something going on
And it seems so cold
I know there's something going on
And it wont be long
I know there's somthing going on
How could you be so cold
I know theres something going wrong
Yea!
Evil lurks when you around
And then you know how it's goin down
I look deep and figure how to break free
In my pain escape from reality
I see you scoping on my life and now he tells me
You look suspicious and you plan is tryin to gank me
The mainsuspect but your the reject
You'll be the one with the gun, no respect for me
I roll deep like a bond, I got a blue print
Creep in your area lowright through the residence
Like a sniper, control the damager
Flippin the script cause Im two steps ahead of ya
They're tryin to break me, they're tryin to rape me
They're tryin to bring me down
I know there's something going on
And it seems so cold
I know there's something going on
And it wont be long
I know there's somthing going on
How could you be so cold
I know theres something going wrong
Yea!
I know theres something on
I know theres something on
Cant get this out of my head
I know there's something going on
And it seems so cold
I know there's something going on
And it wont be long
I know there's somthing going on
How could you be so cold
I know theres something going wrong
Yea!
song performed by by Vanilla Ice
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What Are You Doin In My Life?
Well you followed me all around new york city
Tryin to make people think I wanted you with me
I can only hope that they didnt believe you
I can t figure out why I got to deal with you
What are you doin in my life?
What are you doin in my life?
What are you doin in my life?
I didnt ask for you
I dont know how you got my telephone number
Probably some jerk try in to put me under
Some friend of a friend of a friend of mine
Baby who you tryin to fool when you tell those lies?
What are you doin in my life?
What are you doin in my life?
What are you doin in my life?
I didnt ask fo r you
Well this is all a little too much to believe
Youre puttin my name all around in the street
Honey where did you think this was gonna lead?
Baby will you tell me what you want from me?
Well youre the last woman in the world that thrills me
Now you got my girlfriend tryin to kill me
Honey my friends think that Ive gone crazy
Cant you figure out that you aint my baby
What are you doin in my life?
What are you doin in my life?
What are you doin in my life?
I didnt ask for you
song performed by by Tom Petty
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Down Boys
You were tryin to be cute
And it didnt work out
You were tryin to be charming
And it didnt come off
You were tryin to be clever
A big waste of time
You were tryin to get rough
But youre waiting in line
You cant make it with the down boys
They dont hear a word you say
You cant make it with the down boys
Uh just stay out of their way
You were trying to be sharp
But they couldnt wait
You were trying to be eternal
But uh that didnt rate
You were tryin to be smooth
Youre rough on the edges
You were tryin to be, hysterical
And I still aint laughin
You cant make it with the down boys
Uh they dont hear a word you say
You cant make it with the down boys
Just stay out of their way
You were tryin to be in
But they left you out [yelp? ]
You were tryin to be in
Two different worlds
You were tryin to be in
Oscillation in shame
You were tryin to be in
But youre lost in the game
You cant make it with the down boys
They dont hear a word you say
You cant make it with the down boys
Uh just stay out of their way
Stay out of their way
Out of their way
You cant make it with the down boys
Uh they dont hear a word you say
You cant make it with the down boys
Just stay out of their way
song performed by by Cars
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Trying To Get Away
I been out on the road with my thumb in the air,
Im a long way from home but I just dont care.
The dust from the road makes it dry in my mouth,
When its cold up north, thats when I head south.
cause I been tryin to, tryin to get away, yeah.
Tryin to, tryin to get away, yeah.
I passed through new york just the other day,
The smog was bad but not as bad as l.a.
Sometimes I wonder what the worlds comin to.
Sometimes I wonder what Im gonna do.
Chorus
cause I been tryin to, tryin to get away, yeah.
I been tryin to, tryin to get away, yeah.
I been out on the road with my thumb in the air,
Im a long way from home but I just dont care.
The dust from the road makes it dry in my mouth,
When its cold up north, thats when I head south.
Tryin to, tryin to get away.
Tryin to, tryin to get away.
Tryin to, tryin to get away.
Tryin to, tryin to get away.
Chorus
cause I been tryin to, tryin to get away, yeah, yeah, yeah.
song performed by by Grand Funk Railroad
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It Wont Be Right
Tom johnston
Early in the mornin when the sun come up
Youll find me sittin at the table, drinkin from a wooden cup
The mortgage is a comin tryin to take my home away
Im not gonna let it turn my head away
It wont be right
No matter what they say
Wont be right
Tryin to take my home away
Wont be right
If they do this thing to me
I dont have to take it
And I really dont wanna see
Early in the evenin long about supper time
Theres nothin left here for me but a bottle of wine
Im gonna be evicted along about the hour of five
Well, its enough to make me wonder why Im alive
It wont be right
No matter what they say
Wont be right
Tryin to take my home away
Wont be right
If they do this thing to me
I dont have to take it
And I really dont wanna see
song performed by by Doobie Brothers
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Do Your Thing
Yeah...
Dont stop now...
You know I did it again...
I see you again from time to time...
I know whatchu lookin for...
I can give it to you...
Go on do your thing...
[chorus]
Go on do your thing mama
Just enjoy yourself
You aint gotta be all by yourself
Your not lookin for a man
You just want a special friend
To lend a helpin hand tonight
Go on do your thing...
Baby your sure comin on strong
But aint nothin wrong
With going after whatchu want
How that youve been workin all week
Now your workin on me, feelin on me, buying me drinks
And your tellin me...
[female chorus]
Im not a
Cause I slept with someone
So Im not a
If I want a little
Im not tryin ta judge ya
I just wanna love ya
[chorus]
Girl the way your lookin at me
I can say your a freak
And baby, I like what I see
You say its been too long
You dont mean to come on strong
But you really need a tune up from someone...
Oh but...
[female chorus]
Im not tryin ta judge ya
I just wanna love ya
[chorus]
We do it like this, like this...
Where all the ladies all alone in here
That wanna have fun tonight
[female]
Where all the fellas all alone in here
That can make my body feel right
Well ma, Im right here
[female]
Boy Im right here...
I cant lie, ya look tight...
Girl Ill come, what Im with...
Dont be scared...
[female]
We gonna do the thing tonight
[chorus]
[female]
Sometime I need somebody
Thatll touch my body
Come and touch my body, sexy (oooh)
Sometimes ya need somebody
Thatll touch your body
And that somebody should be me...
[chorus]
[female]
Ima do my thing, ima do my thing, ima do my thing, let me do my thing, daddy...
Go on do your thing, go on do your thing, go on do you thing, go on do your thing, momma...
[female]
Ima do my thing, ima do my thing, ima do my thing, let me do my thing, daddy...
Go on do your thing, go on do your thing, go on do you thing, go on do your thing, momma...
song performed by by Next
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The Heart Wont Lie
Looking back over the years
Of all the things Ive always meant to say
But the words didnt come easily
So many times through empty fears
Of all the nights I tried to pick up the phone
So scared of who might be answering
You try to live your life from day to day
But seeing you across the room tonight
Just gives me away
Chorus:
Cause the heart wont lie
Sometimes life gets in the way
But theres one thing that wont change
I know Ive tried
The heart wont lie
You can live your alibi
Who can see youre lost inside a foolish disguise
The heart wont lie
Long after tonight
Will you still hear my voice through the radio
Old desires make us act carelessly
Long after tonight, after the fire
After the scattered ashes fly
Through the four winds blown and gone
Will you come back to me
You try to love your life from day to day
But seeing you across the room tonight
Just gives me away
Repeat chorus
song performed by by Vince Gill
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Blues Man
Hey What chu tryin to do
Why you tryin to see through me baby
Its way too hazy
Hey Im still feelin the same
So dont go tryin to change me baby
You cant save me
So many people try to bring me down
They wouldnt last a second in my town
CHORUS
Hey Ive always been a blues man
Hey I little rhythm and blues man
Dont try walkin inside my shoes
Unless youre puttin up somethin to lose
I said Hey Ive always been a blues man
Hey a little rhythm and blues man
Dont try walkin inside my shoes tonight
You stem so far from the truth
You hide inside all your talkin papers
Flashin statements
You never put your money down
And watched a big wheel go around and take it
And in remake it
All you do is follow me around
Then you go ahead and ride it down
REPEAT CHORUS
Dont try walkin inside my shoes
Unless youre puttin up somethin to lose
I said dont try walkin inside my shoes baby baby
I said Hey Ive always been a blues man
Hey a little rhythm and blues man
Dont try walkin inside my shoes
Unless your puttin up somethin to lose
I said Hey Ive always been a blues man
Hey A little rhythm and blues man
Dont try walkin inside my shoes
Unless your unless your unless your
Hey Ive always been a blues man
Hey A little rhythm and blues man
Dont try walkin inside my shoes tonight
song performed by by Uncle Kracker
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The Heart Wont Lie
(kim carnes/donna terry weiss)
Looking back over the years
Of all the things Ive always meant to say
But words didnt come easily
So many times through empty fears
Of all of the nights I tried to pick up the phone
So scared of who might be answering
You try to live your life from day to day
But seeing you across the room tonight
Just gives me away
Chorus:
Cause the heart wont lie
Sometimes life gets in the way
But theres one thing that wont change
I know Ive tried
The heart wont lie
You can live your alibi
Who can see youre lost inside a foolish disguise
The heart wont lie
Long after tonight
Will you still hear my voice through the radio
Old desires make us act carelessly
Long after tonight, after the fire
After the scattered ashes fly
Through the four winds blown and gone
Will you come back to me?
You try to live your life from day to day
But seeing you across the room tonight
Just gives me away
Repeat chorus:
song performed by by Reba Mcentire
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Who Am I Tryin To Fool
I can tell myself Im in control
I can live this life without you
But you know its just a lie
You know its just my pride
I can tell myself Im broken down
One too many times
But then I start to cry
Dont want to live this life without you
(chorus)
Who am I tryin to fool
Why must I walk away so strong
When I feel so weak
Who am I tryin to fool
Everybody knows I still love you
I can tell myself theres someone else
Out there tryin to find me
But it doesnt make much sense
When Ive already found you
(repeat chorus)
Only you, I love only you
Only you, ooh
I can tell myself Ive had enough
I cant do this anymore
But what about my heart, what about my heart
I cant forget it still belongs to you
(repeat chorus)
Who am I tryin to fool
Who am I tryin to fool
Everybody knows I still love you
song performed by by Wynonna Judd
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Who Am I Tryin To Fool
I can tell myself Im in control
I can live this life without you
But you know its just a lie
You know its just my pride
I can tell myself Im broken down
One too many times
But then I start to cry
Dont want to live this life without you
(chorus)
Who am I tryin to fool
Why must I walk away so strong
When I feel so weak
Who am I tryin to fool
Everybody knows I still love you
I can tell myself theres someone else
Out there tryin to find me
But it doesnt make much sense
When Ive already found you
(repeat chorus)
Only you, I love only you
Only you, ooh
I can tell myself Ive had enough
I cant do this anymore
But what about my heart, what about my heart
I cant forget it still belongs to you
(repeat chorus)
Who am I tryin to fool
Who am I tryin to fool
Everybody knows I still love you
song performed by by Wynonna Judd
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Takin Chances
Lestley r. pierce & frankie blue
I like walkin in the park late at night
Tryin to run my motor down
Everybody says I live a dangerous life
Ive got to get ahead somehow
Out here on the street just tryin to get my own
Dont tell me what you think you know
Ooh, most people spend their time at home alone
Just waitin for a check that wont show
Chorus:
Takin chances
No risk, no gain
Takin chances
I really dont mind the pain
Takin chances
If you only knew
Takin chances
Its all for the love of you
I dont like to listen to what people say (uh-huh)
Cause once you start youll never stop
One advantage to doing things my own way
Ill always end up on top
Chorus
Bridge:
Ive got to do it right, ooh Ive got to
Ive got to live my life the way I want to
Im high up on a wire, dont wanna ever come down
And if I fall Ive got to fly
Chorus
song performed by by Earth Wind And Fire
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Mr. Make Believe
This time i'll try to get it right
Just give me one more chance tonight, oh yeah
I'm tryin' hard to please you, would you believe me if i tell you
Baby won't you try, just one more chance tonight
Chorus:
Mr. make believe, mr. make believe, let me live inside you, please
Chorus
And when you tell me what you'd like, oh yeah (oh yeah)
You'll know you'll never have to fight, whoa no
I'm tryin' hard to please you, would you believe me if i tell you
Baby won't you try, just one more chance tonight, one more chance tonight
Chorus
I'm tryin' hard to please you, would you believe me if i tell you
Baby won't you try, just one more chance tonight, one more chance tonight
Chorus repeats out
song performed by by Kiss
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I Want Action
I want action tonight
Satisfaction all night
I grab my hat and i
Grab my shoes
Tonight Im gonna hit
The streets and cruise
Down the main strip and
Check it out
With those schoolgirls
A hangin around
Now Im a sucker for a pretty face
I dont care if shes in leather or lace
Cause Im just lookin for a little kiss
Chorus:
I want action tonight
Satisfaction all night
Youve got the love I need tonight
Long legs and short skirts
These girls hit me where it hurts
I cant wait to get my hands on them
I wont give up until they give in
Now Im not lookin for a love that lasts
I need a shot and I need it fast
If I cant have her, Ill take her and make her
Chorus, solo
Hey, sweetheart, slide on in here
No, not in the front, jump in the back
Why?
Cause theres something back there I want to show ya
I want action tonight
Satisfaction all night
Ah, come on honey, I wasnt that bad!
Oh, well
Chorus out
song performed by by Poison
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Words
Girl, dont you know everytime I see you smilin?
Hurts so bad cause when I see you, I start tryin.
Try everything to stop but theres no denying.
Falling in love with you girl is just like dying.
Ohhh, dont walk away.
Ohh, how can I make you stay, dont turn away
I can still hear you saying those
Chorus:
Words that never were true.
Spoken to help nobody but you.
Words with lies inside,
But small enough to hide
til your playin was through. ah!
Girl dont you know we can work it out with talkin?
You wont turn around or slow down your walking.
Ive given you everything with kiss to seal it
You had to get your kicks with tryin to steal it.
Now, Im standing here.
Strange, strange voices in my ears, I feel the tears
But all I can hear are those
Chorus:
Now, Im standing here.
Strange, strange voices in my ears, I feel the tears
But all I can hear are those-
Chorus...
song performed by by Monkees
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Hands Up
Rollin to the club
Stop to get my grub on
Nothin like those krispy kremes
Soon as I was done
It was time to get my groove on
Find a place thats happenin
And I knew that it was on
From the moment that I walked into the spot
It was bangin
It was swangin oh
Till somethin turned me off
I wasnt sure
Coulda swore I saw you with someone
And at much to my surprise (whoa)
Chorus:
You were right there with your hands up in the air
You had hoochies everywhere
All on you
Its like I almost didnt know you
Tryin to shake that ass
Playa you dont even dance
Sup wit you
Its like I dont even know you
Left you at the crib
Cause I know you get your game on
Happens every tuesday night
You said that you was cool
Your boys was comin by
(go baby have yourself a real good time)
So I knew I could be wrong
I was thinkin theres no way it could be you
Not my baby
He aint crazy no
Then my girlfriends tipped me off
When I got closer I could tell that it was you
You was bangin
You was swangin oh
Chorus
Chorus
Mindin my own business
My pagers goin off
My girlfriends tryin to tell me
Youre doin wrong
I needed confirmation
I knew you was a dog
I just cant believe what I saw
Chorus
Chorus
Chorus
song performed by by TLC
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Looking For Love
Come on lover
Make the switch
Pull the cover
Oh make a wish
Find out later
Its all right
Keep the faith
And kill the light
You cant stop
But you cant go on
You cant stop
But it wont be long
Here she comes
(lookin for love)
Shes lookin for love
Here she comes
Shes lookin for love
(here she comes)
Uh she comes
(lookin for love)
Oh she comes
(here she comes)
Ah oo yeah shes lookin for love
Well come on lover
Oh do it fast
Take advantage
While love lasts
Limited edition
Youre the one
A walk on the edge
Oh dont you run
You cant stop
But you cant go on
You cant stop
But it wont be long
Here she comes
(lookin for love)
Shes lookin for love
Here she comes
Uh shes lookin for love
(here she comes)
Ah she comes
(lookin for love)
Shes lookin for love
(here she comes)
Ah shes lookin for love
You cant stop
But you cant go on
And you cant stop
But it wont be long
(here she comes)
Here she comes
(lookin for love)
Shes lookin for love
(here she comes)
Ah lookin lookin for love
(here she comes)
Here she comes comes
(lookin for love)
Still lookin
(here she comes)
Lookin for love
Uh shes lookin for love
(here she comes)
[unintelligible]
[repeat-fade]
song performed by by Cars
Submitted by Lucian Velea
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